Captain Foamy is a Fucking Idiot (1539 hits)
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Submitted by Tony Montana <deenw.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-10 18:39:00 EST
I am so flooded with hatred for this fag Captain Foamy and it's coming in so many directions that I doubt I can even structure this rant coherently. But I am going to pop some ritalin and try to focus...
Okay, here we go...Captain Foamy is a fucking idiot in every sense of the word. And when I say "idiot," I mean medically, not in the slang sense...I'm talking about like back in the 50's when doctors weren't politically correct and they'd actually diagnose somebody as being a "moron." That is exactly what this fucking dimwit is...a clinical AMA defined IDIOT.
This jackass will write the most nonsensical bullshit and then struggle like a one legged man in the middle of a busy street to get reviews and hits. On one of his posts about himself and his retarded website, the moron logged in more than 100 times under different names and reviewed his own article. I am not exaggerating...more than 100...10x10...Benjamin Franklin 100.
And the only thing worse than this fag's tenacity is his actual shitty writing. All he does is strew together the most random thoughts and sprinkles in a few obscenities and retarded imagery. And the saddest thing of all is that I am certain this fucking imbecile considers his stuff to be actually witty...like he's some unique individual gifted with a Da Vincian genius that allows him to create the shit that he writes.
In the name of science and more importantly to reveal to Captain Foamy just how impotent he really is, I am going to prove that ANYONE can strew together random shit together the way he does. I am going to hold my breath, close my eyes, and just start typing random shit:
::Badgers infiltrated the compound and an Al Gore look a like with a ten inch strap on dildo started gang raping the members of the elite squad until their leader gave up the information on the turtles...::
Yeah, that looks about like the same caliber of shit that Captain Fag puts out. Captain Foamy, you are not unique. You are just another piece of shit who thinks he's talented. I'm done ranting about this fuck.
References: I am not going to give this cock sucker the pleasure of seeing his shitty website linked to. If you want references, just wait until that piece of discarded foreskin starts rating this site over and over and including links to his garbage ass website.
User Reviews
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-10-29 04:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your mom has cum on her shirt, I put it there. WITH MY DICK!
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by Steven_Jenkins (user info) at 2004-09-18 02:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Serving up another round...
Submitted by Thejudge (user info) at 2004-09-18 01:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep it up.
Submitted by anti-tony_IV (user info) at 2004-09-18 00:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can do this forever, Tony. You are a punk ass. Go ahead and send 15 people my way. I think it's funny. You are not creative, you suck. Your website sucks. Your friends suck.
So for every -2 I get from someone I will assume is one of your mindless lackeys, I will -2 you 5 times.
Submitted by Anti-TonyIII (user info) at 2004-09-17 23:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking -2 Die, dick!
Submitted by Tony_Montana_Sux_Dick (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For every -2 you give, I will give you 5. You like this game? So do I.
Submitted by Anti--Tony (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck dick.
Submitted by AntiTony (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit
Submitted by Anti-Tony (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-22 09:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29582
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-21 12:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2004-04-21 12:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Long live the captain
Submitted by STFU <youre.at.gay.com> at 2004-04-06 15:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy is indeed a queer piece of shit, and his website is shittier than poopsex.com
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-03 14:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PS> this is Captain Foamy and your son throws like a girl!
Oh, come on.. that shit is hilarious.
Just have a fucking SENSE OF HUMOR.
Jebus, I can't stand people that are narrow-minded.
RocK oN, Foamy.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-02 02:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Domenad sucks at life, pass it on
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-02 00:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy is a royal He-fag. Why couldn't those New York cops take HIM into the broom closet instead of some innocent Haitian?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-02 00:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony you lose at life, your on the official "you suck at life" list too http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-04-01 23:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pandora, well I'm sorry to say that you and Jambo are fucking morons as well. Anyone who laughs at this schmuck's retarded 4th grade humor or actually finds it to be funny is most likely a colossal fucking idiot.
Submitted by Jack Black at 2004-03-30 23:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you enjoy some cream in your jeans, stick around!
Submitted by Foam boat at 2004-03-27 22:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony nobody cared about your post because everyone loves Foamy and they hate you and your lisp and how you are always telling the same jokes at parties and how you try to get people to like Clay Akien and Magic cards! Your lame! Foamy rocks! http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Ps. Your denim jean jacket is super lame also
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-03-21 19:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops, I meant "aren't".
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-03-21 19:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He's random, he's puerile, he very obviously suffers from ADHD, but I love Captain Foamy.
He appeals to the pre-pubescent boy in me. (Whoops, I wasn't supposed to mention that kid! I hope his parents aern't reading this!)
Submitted by Captain Foamy at 2004-03-13 22:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tony Montana menstrates! Ew, bing bang boom! yes! Chalk it up, 2 points Foamy! Score!
Tony consider your ass challenged to an uber-duel!
The topic the effect on cum bubbles in zero gravity!
Make your play, novice!
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-03-13 17:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think that he is talented in the least. But when I read it, i laughed. I don't know what was so god damn funny about it. But I laughed. Oh well, maybe I'm a moron also...but I'm a laughing moron. So I'll see my way through the tough times.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll punch your dog in the fucking neck."
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-03-13 17:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-13 17:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is exactly what I'm talking about.
Submitted by Hitler died for our sins at 2004-03-13 02:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am so bad ass! I cannot even explain to you how bad ass I am using the current tyrannical restrictment of human thought that the sodomites at Webster's deem actual Eniglish words! I would have to leave the safe shelter of the glass boxes you all live in an explore the depths of the collective unconcious of the universe! But to save us both time I will simply state that I am more bad ass than you are!
Wow, thats deep! You can all think about it while I'm fucking your mother in her doughy ass and eating a bagel with cream cheese while your grandpa is forgeting your name and dropping the video camera cause I told him you can't direct a porn and jerk off at the same time without a tripod! Old faggot! http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy The website that Rodger Ebert left his wife and kids for! Novices, you are no match for me! Rock your cubical!
PS> this is Captain Foamy and your son throws like a girl!
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-03-11 07:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"...Badgers infiltrated the compound and an Al Gore look a like with a ten inch strap on dildo started gang raping the members of the elite squad until their leader gave up the information on the turtles..."
Actually, I thought this was funny as hell. But I'm retarded.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-03-11 06:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
another +2
Sweet rant, well put.
C
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-03-11 02:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TonyMontana getting a +2 is like having sex with a chick that's pregnant with somebody else's baby.
So wrong, but it feels so right.
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-03-10 22:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're preaching to the choir.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-03-10 20:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank god someone else said it.. i'm too lazy to rant
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-10 20:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh damn, as much as I HATE to admit this
to hell with it, here is your +2
I'm going to hate myself in the morning for this.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-10 20:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was one of the funnier rants I've read recently.
Of course my opinion may be a little biased due to the fact that I recently conclusively proved
through the means of science and common sense that Captain Foamy is indeed a worthless pile of
yeast-infected labiafodder due nothing less than his own feces poured down his throat through an
oil lathered funnel.
You are the man, Captain Foamy! Come on down and recieve your well earned eyeball maceration!
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
snipa, that made a lot of fucking sense. thank you for your valuable input.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How nigga, my last cd was the chronic
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Foamy is an idiot, but I will admit this:
The picture of the fucked-up dog on his site is really... really... really... funny.