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Submitted by K.M (View user info) at 2004-03-10 19:21:04 EST
I have heard terrible stories.... terrible stories. And I have seen some terrible things... terrible things. But none compare to the fabled war-pig of ubersite...
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:03:03 EST (#)
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i haven't read all the reviews and i may have missed something, but it seems to me that people should ease off a bit of KM. i don't think he meant any offence in the slightest when he explained himself and mentioned hidden's and lisa's relationship. i could say more, but this is none of my business and i probablt shouldn't have said anything.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was lame...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:21:06 EST (#)
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"cyber-dating?" what the fuck is that? i like her, she likes me. we are moving to the same city. then we will start dating.
i don't think Lisa suffers from any social disorder. she pretty much feels the same way i do- most people aren't even worth talking to. i choose to stomach the ineptness of most people and surround myself with lots of "friends" because it makes me feel like a cool, important guy (joking). she chooses to just ignore the cretins. i've been doing the same thing lately, though. i've cut everyone off. i only hang out with a couple friends now. everyone else i know is too fuckin' stupid to even hold an intelligent conversation with. not like it matters. Crash and Skitty are going to Guam, and i'm going to Chicago. anyway, does that mean either me or Lisa has a social disorder? no, people like us just choose who we surround ourselves with carefully. i've been single for three years. is that because i'm a social reject? no, i've had tons of women in my life in the past three years. i slept with some of them, but none of them were worth talking to for more than five minutes. i've had so many friends in the past three years, i couldn't possible count them all. it's not my fault the general population is worthless.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-03-11 17:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lyric seems nice!
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-03-11 17:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahahaha...I see the funny
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-11 16:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden, seriously:
If Lisa wants to spout off at the mouth, calling me a fag and witless moron, then she is going to get it right back in her face. Don't ask me why that is, because its just the way it works. In both cases, you AND Lisa, I never instigated a thing. She attacks me, I respond, She attacks me, I respond. In your case, you made a hate post about me a few days after I joined. I talked to Lisa on IM, and I was not an asshole in the least, (I don't think). She went nuts after I rated one of your posts poorly, and I just responded back to her, that's all.
Apparently, neither of you can handle that, especially on your own. You defend each other, and form a mutual dislike of me, as is exemplary in this kind of post. You both take turns writing diatribes about what fucking moron I am, etc. Well guess what? It's a two way street.
If you honestly, and truly don't care in the very least about what I have to say, Andy, then why is it that you write back to me on such a consistent and thorough basis?
You don't have to profess your infatuation with Lisa, or otherwise prove to me that what you have is genuine. I truly don't care. Lisa exploited the fact that I think Kaelic is a cool dude into the lie that I have some homo-erotic preoccupation with him. I exploited the fact that she pursued a long distance relationship with you into the exaggerated illusion that she is a desperate, frantic skank.
Is there a difference? No, there isn't. The only difference I see is that you somehow view your attacks as funny, harmless, and "just a website" banter, when you absolutely refuse to think that I am doing the same thing. That is what I really don't understand about you. You chalk up Lisa's verbal assault as a witty, harmless observation, but you chalk up my response as a hate filled, whiny obsession. Trust me, it's not the case. You are both just tiny aspects of ubersite which afford me entertainment in my downtime. I am almost positive, that I am the same thing to you.
As for the internet thing:
Trust me, if I were ever in the states for some reason, in a specific city where someone I knew from ubersite lived, I would hang out with them. I would get high with beer bong, or get fucked up with Murphy, etc, etc. I don't mean to sound as condescending as you might think. But, when Lisa, a 19 year old college girl, who is pretty (I have said so on a few occasions), who DOES possess intelligence, CAN'T find anybody to be involved with in her city to the point where she would fall into a relationship with a dude in texas over the internet, it can be taken as indication that for all her attributes, physically and mentally, she is obviously socially inept to some degree. TO what degree is obviously up for speculation, and I don't claim to "know" you people in the ultimate sense of the word, but its just something you can, and will, throw back in someones face when they call you a witless homosexual. I actually respect Lisa, no matter how negligible that respect may be, because she IS intelligent, and when she insults me, I do laugh, because she is entertaining when she does it. By the way, I only feel obligated to be this candid because she felt it was necessary to explain herself like that, on her last response. I truly did not expect that, and I almost felt... bad, when she did so. I assumed that she would write another hateful diatribe, and I would do the same, no fuss, no muss. Instead, I am forced to explain MYself.
In all honesty, I could care less about your relationship. If you guys worked out, and you were truly happy, then all the power to you. Don't think for a moment that I am genuinely hung up on the fact that you guys are cyber dating. Once again, its just something you can expect to be thrown back in your face.
As for your questions, I am going to university next year. Either for Journalism/Mass communications, or political science followed hopefully by Law. It depends on what I am accepted to and where before I make my choice. I am working right now, and taking online courses to upgrade my last transcript.
As for the picture, it was a joke. I don't hate Lyric, and she could tell that, and you can see by her responses that this was a half assed paint job with terrible results. As for my picture, I could post one, but I will still blur my face somewhat. You will have to pardon me if I don't want my face on the internet, especially with such talented photoshop artists, many of whom despise me.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:58:46 EST (#)
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Lisa, I have yet to see you explain yourself to anybody as of yet, why do it now to some fuck head? I like you, and your attitude, it's refreshing, you're not a clone like the majority of chics on this site.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
such talent
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:42:12 EST (#)
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i was just wondering, KM- are you even in school? if so, what are you going to school for?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i just read through all that shit because i was bored as hell waiting for my laundry to finish. KM, you have some issues, my friend. i honestly wonder why you take the time to assess mine and Lisa's lives. i wonder what you are basing this on. Ubersite posts? well, that's funny, because i'm an entirely different person in, well, person. so is Lisa. until you meet us in person, stop getting so worked up over us. it's unnecessary. you form all these opinions in your head about people on Ubersite, just by what they write. well guess what? not a single person i've met in person or talked to on the phone resembles their Ubersite persona very much at all. i know this is hard for you to understand, because you will never leave your canadian bubble, but trust me, it's true.
also, i don't care if you criticize what Lisa and i have going. i like Lisa a lot, and i enjoy her company very much. some angry kid on Ubersite is not going to change that. so keep talking. you are wasting your breath. i don't care if you think it's weird to meet people over the Internet. i think it's great. many people agree with me. you know why i think it's so great? because you actually get to know someone first and don't get all caught up in that physical bullshit. i've grown up quite a bit in the past few years, and i realized that personality is what's most important to me. you might get turned on the most by a nice rack, but it really does it for me when i hear a woman say something intelligent or funny (of course, i love a hot body, too, though). i liked Lisa before i even knew what she looked like. when i got to see her in person, i was blown away. not only is she the most incredible person i've ever met, but she's drop-dead gorgeous. how lucky is that?
Lisa and i won't be able to live in the same place for a few months still, but until that time, us grown-ups can fly on planes. i have plenty of money and almost two months of leave saved up. all i have to do is call her and ask if she's free for the weekend, and i can hop on a plane and go see her. dropping a few hundred bucks for a weekend with a person i'm crazy for and have tons of fun with is well worth it to me. spending that money on a trip to Cleveland is much more fulfilling the crap i usually spend it on.
face it, KM. you can talk about me or her all you want, but the fact remains, you have no idea what you are talking about, since you've met us a grand total of ZERO times, and we are unaffected. you can keep calling me a loser, but i know i'm not. i'm a good person, i treat others well, i try to always do the right thing, and i've worked very hard to get to the position i'm at in life, and quite satisfied with it. while you are still in school, calling me a loser, i've already been there, done that, and have been through the military (i'll be done in a couple months). i have the education and experience to be very successful, and i've already found some jobs that i'm qualified for that pay upwards of six figures per anum. at worst, and more realistically, i may have to take a job paying only $50,000 or $60,000 a year to start off my career. boo-hoo. don't worry about me, though. i'll manage. my alcoholism was a speed bump, but i'm glad i realized it now and took care of it, rather than later. and no, i never faked it. the doctors told me my liver was about to fail on me and kill me, and i was having several other serious health problems. that's about as real as it gets.
one day you will grow up and start to see life a little more clearer, KM. it probably won't be until you get out of college, like it is for most people. until then, keep your mouth shut. children are meant to be seen and not heard.
ps- Lyric seems pretty cool to me. and i think she's pretty. what do you have to offer? why are you so scared to post your picture? is it maybe because you have the face of a pre-pubescent adolescent? (hey, that rymed) post a picture, big man. that is, if you have the nuts....
pps- eat me.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-11 01:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY! stop calling my Internet girlfriend names, KM, or i will punch you square in the nuts!
ps- i bet this girl wouldn't give you a second look, so i don't know why you are implying she is ugly. it's funny- you are too scared to even post a picture of yourself....
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-03-11 00:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for KM's last reply.
And I have to admit, I laughed at the crap-ass photoshop job.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-03-11 00:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, at least you seem to be inching closer to the truth, finally. This time, one of your seven hundred assumptions was correct. My life is currently vapid. Has it always been? No. Is this a permanent state? I highly doubt it. Things happened this past year that I could not predict or control, and I'm presently in a position in which I never expected to be. And no, I'm not happy about it. I hate it. However, it is temporary. I'm only being vague to prevent you from having the advantage of calling me a drama queen.
I'm fully aware that I give off a certain vibe. However, that vibe is aloofness, not "mediocrity." I'm the one who seems distant, not everyone else. I understand more than you think why I have few fulfilling interpersonal relationships. Feel free to continue to surmise, but don't assume that you have truly grasped my situation in its entirety.
As for the bit about Andrew, I feel little need to defend myself. In brief, I talked to him, I liked him, I went with it. I'm not afraid of becoming involved in Internet relationships because of the the way it might make me look to other people, or because it's not something yet fully accepted by society.
And are you accusing me of being over-confident, or insecure? Or both? Like most people, I resonate between peaks of confidence and insecurity. I don't think I'm more intelligent than everyone I encounter, or everyone on this website. Nor do I beat myself up because I've distanced myself from my friends, or because I'm single. I am not my Ubersite persona, although traces of my personality definitely decorate it.
Ubersite serves a purpose for me. I spend time here for a number of reasons. The point is, though, that I've created something, a character through which I can vent my frustrations and so forth. In life, I can be a stressed out college student and daycare employee, and on Ubersite, I can, yes, escape reality, and be a conceited, Doritos-inhaling, apathetic bitch. I haven't eaten Doritos in weeks, by the way. More or less, I usually stick to a high-protein vegetarian diet.
Anyway, there are a number of ways people escape reality. Some read novels, some watch movies, some meditate, some write creatively, some act. To forget about the responsibilities involved in my real life is absolutely not the only reason why I use this website, but if I can do it for a few hours, I'm going to, and I really don't give a damn whether or not that's considered healthy in your or anyone else's eyes.
Next, I'm not deficient in compliments from men. A sufficent amount of nice guys have flattered me, especially within the last two years. Next time you are taking stabs at my social situation, keep in mind that a lack of people attempting to formulate relationships with me is not the problem. The problem is me not being able to accept and uphold those relationships.
Finally, my major is, as of right now, Film and Video Production. It's not Business Management, but it has practical applications. I have knowledge of photography, editing, computer animation, and visual design, as well as other unrelated fields. I don't expect to be rich, and I don't set unrealistic goals. If I live as a poor artist for a few years, so be it. I've prepared myself for that possibility.
You called me a whore. That's great. Once again, I'm a virgin whore.
I think I'm done. I really do have to attend to my life, now. Thank you for the distraction, and please, go, fuck, yourself.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you should have posted a story to accompany the picture.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
K.M. i think you are a cool cat..
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do any of the K people get along with anybody?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jebus, Lisa. Way to give me a pup tent.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa,
My point, you pretentious, arrogant whore, is that I have only so much as plus 2'd some of Kaelic's posts. You are willing to fight to the death to defend him. What makes me laugh, however, is that you infer from these conclusions that I am the one with the obsession. I think you're tad bit off. Let me expound upon that.
But wait. First, I have some questions to ask you.
Tell me, Lisa. What is it like up there in Adulthood? It is truly as magical and wondrous a place, as you whole heartedly profess it to be? It can't possibly be that place where you sit inside every night, hating yourself for your lack of social skills, but desperately try and justify your superiority to yourself eating package after package of Doritos, and insulting us "children", on a website, can it? There is no way that it can be that place where your life is so completely vapid and uninteresting that you resort to long distance relationship with dudes.... you met on websites, is it? Is it that place where you are so insecure about your life, that you fall victim to the first sweet words someone has uttered to you in the past two years, to the point that you would invest whatever remnants of your drained emotions into one last shot at long distance happiness?
I am rooting for you, Lisa. You are a real winner. I mean that. There is not a trace of sarcasm, whatsoever, in the 14 words preceding this sentence.
Now, as far as intelligence goes, you aren't a match, little girl. It isn't that you aren't intelligent, though. It's that you are deluded into thinking that you possess a higher intelligence then anybody else.
It's the "wit" thing with you. Your pride, your joy, and your talent.
But trust me, Lisa, you are the epitome of mediocrity. I know that this may not hit home at first. But in ten years or so, when you are still latched on to that guy you met on Ubersite for fear of the alternative of perpetual rejection, and you are working a shit job that you hate because you didn't make it in Hollywood and your degree is worthless, it will gradually start to slide in.
People sense that about you. It is why they "seem distant". It is why you connect more with people over the internet then in real life, because that mediocre vibe you radiate is diluted in the transition to electronic text.
But no, really. You are awesome. Fucker. Striking wit. Awesome. Striking wit. Awesome. You, know, what, I mean, fucker? Now, do something interesting, and go do this, and by this, I mean that. OK?
Awesome.
But thanks for coming out, Lisa. My day wouldn't be complete without crushing those beautiful woven delusions of grandeur you possess. I don't need further illustration about anything. That last little expression on your behalf was clearly meant for Andy's benefit, and not mine. Is he that insecure that you had to profess your need for him at the slightest hint you may be interested in someone else?
Oh well. Good luck with that, and let me know how it turns out, you fucking loser.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CRPA
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-03-10 22:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I suppose I can understand why a slackwitted cretin like yourself might falsely assume that I am in e-love with Kaelic, but where, when, and how could you have gotten even the most infinitesimal impression that I can tolerate, let alone want, you?
I can just smell the sweat beads collecting on your brow as you struggle to understand this, but I'm going to challenge you with some higher thinking, anyway. I like Kaelic. Does this mean I want him to pound my ass repeatedly and with merciless force? No, there's where you're muddying the line between me, and yourself.
I have a dream, K.M. I dream of a world in which people of opposite sexes can talk to, joke with, defend, and even compliment each other without necessarily becoming sexually aroused and indulging in masturbatory fantasies. I have a dream that males and females will be able to join hands and walk together as sisters and brothers, without throbbing hard-ons and engorged clitorides. I have a dream today. When will this world exist? Wait, it does. Let me introduce you into my world, K.M.; I call it, "Adulthood."
Screw it, I'm sure you missed that entire allusion, I keep forgetting that you're Canadian.
As a final clarification, I want Andy. I want to rip off his dress blues with my teeth and lick his entire, sweaty body from head to toe. Is that clear enough, or would you like further illustration? I can elaborate, if needed.
Sleep well tonight, man. I truly hope your stud-studded dreams are extra sensuous.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-10 21:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
exactly
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-10 21:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am confused, Lisa...
Do you want Hidden, do you want Kaelic, or do you want me?
Just stop tying us together with homosexual fantasies. If you replace my name with yours, you would have a more reasonable assessment of the situation, you dumb cunt.
"2) Everyone insults Kaelic the same damn way. "Haha go fix my sink dumass!" "Kenny I bet you get really tired pungling toilets all day LOL." Really, it's played out, and completely lacking in cleverness and comedic value. Personally, I'm tired of watching Kaelic own more than three-fourths of you in these tiresome Internet arguments, while you take perpetual and completely predictable stabs at his occupation. An occupation which you all know, but don't want to admit, is nothing for anyone to be ashamed about, particularly not a 21-year-old. Please, please, try to devise challenges with half a trace of wit. I'm feeling light-headed, and I think it has something this incessant yawning. Why don't you do something creative next time, like put matches out with your corneas"
-Lisa.
Don't worry, Lisa. I won't take your man away from you. Not only because I am straight, but because it amuses me how you seem to be torn between Hidden and Kaelic.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-03-10 20:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I guarantee you only did this because of the amount of attention this girl got from Kaelic. Why don't you just admit that you can't stop steamy homosexual sauna scenes from replaying over, and over, and OHHver, in your mind? Come out, come out, whoever you are, K.M. Isn't it dark and scary in the closet? Wouldn't you feel safer out here in the sunshine? The Florida sunshine, perhaps, as you cuddle, warm and snuggly, in Kaelic's arms?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-10 20:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking retarded.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2004-03-10 20:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME TO TEH MAXOR
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-10 20:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like abstract art, except not abstract and not art.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 20:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The original is mine, Fabish. I don't think I appealed to KM's tastes. I was hoping for a little more effort behind any photoshopping, though.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-10 20:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who are the pictures of?
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, you know what's funny? When I was younger, and my older brother was all into Black Sabbath, he would call me a "warpig" whenever he got mad at me. It was certainly more creative than "You suck!".
+2 for the memories of growing up with two brothers.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckass choppage+
My opinion that Lyric looks nothing like a pig=
-2 for YOU!
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, no, if you fuck it up, don't take the easy way out. Come back to it.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I tried to do a good job, and spent about 10 minutes on it. Then I fucked it up, and took the easy way out. So sue me.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haha, wow....
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
very shitty job.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
lame fotochopping, foolio.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You only get a +1, because I know you could have done better than this.
Next time, you should cut the nose and mouth OUT of the picture, and try to airbrush it directly onto my face. It would look more realistic, but this is just bad.
+1 for effort!
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Semi-stoned, if that counts.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-03-10 19:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You better be drunk.
Veeeeery drunk.