fetus (515 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.5 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SonofLiberty <tompettyexit.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-10 21:46:20 EST
ture story
one my of my many cats seems to have an impossble number of kittens. the first few births were only made up of one fetus. when the first fetus was plopped, another one of my cats, Dongato, seemed to take much enjoyment on munching on the fetus. as i saw this i began to feel very sick. so i removed Dongato from the fetus, and i went to get a shovel and garbage bag, to scope the partly melted fetus from the hot cement. upon my arrival i spot Dongato, once again, munchin on the fetus. DONGATO! i yell, and chase her away. I scopped the fetus into a garbage bag, threw it in the garage, and forgot about it.
two days later i hear somthing in the garage, like a racoon has somehow found a way to get in their, so i open the door ready to scare the racoon away with a broom, but who else is thier other than Dongato, who has found a way in the garage, tore open the garbage bag, and is munching on the fetus!
Dongato!!!, i put her outside and place the fetus in a new garbage bag and then place the garbage bag on some amish dudes porch.
the end
User Reviews
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-11 11:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TURE
Submitted by TheQuirkster (user info) at 2004-03-11 11:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have this creepy feeling that one day you'll tell your grandkids this story.
I'm reassured by the fact that you're probably infertile. Years of inbreeding will do that to you.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-03-11 11:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are you sure this is a "ture story"
you're a moron
Submitted by MistressSarah (user info) at 2004-03-10 23:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How bout no.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-10 22:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was just stupid all around.
I would say "try again later" but I hope there won't be a later.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-03-10 22:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the mom is suposed to eat the afterbirth, it helps the kittens' (or puppies', which is what I know better) immune system... yeah its gross but it is very healthy... they usuaally end up barfing it up a couple times, but eventually they will keep it down.
this post was not well written. it was bland, seemed like you wanted to gross people out, but you just come off as a retarded 12 year old.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-03-10 21:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please stop. You're message is too powerful for this puny website. Go elsewhere immediately.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-03-10 21:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if this was meant to offend lots of people and get lots of heat, it sucked
if it was meant to be a good story.. it also sucked