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Ki blast your way to weight loss (2262 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 0.14 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by adrian (View user info) at 2004-03-11 01:25:21 EST


For those of you who don't know what a ki blast is, it's when you manage to release energy in a laser like arrangement from some portion of your body, usually your hands. This not only looks great when you pull it off, but will allow you to develop a firmer, more muscular body.

This is because of the energy required to pull off a ki blast. If your energy is low, then a ki blast is difficult to pull off successfully. However, if you are overweight, the fat can be converted into excess energy, which can then be released. Due to the high energy demand of a ki blast, a lot of fat is used up, and you will become trimmer very quickly. The best bit of this is, once you get the hang of it, it doesn't feel much like physical exertion as much as real exercise does. All that is required is a strong focus, and a limited knowledge of the Japanese language to make up a name for your attack.

The downside is that you will instantly vapourise anything you hit, so don't point your hands at friends, family members or anyone else who you do not intend to vapourise. Also, your first few attempts will probably be unsuccessful, but don't get disheartened. This is the only instant weight loss method guaranteed* to work.

And if you don't believe me, look at anime, are many of the people who use ki blast techniques fat? Theres one I can think of, and only because he hadn't used ki blasts for a while. As he used ki blasts in the course of battle, he got thinner, and not only that, younger. Everyone else was thin and/or muscular from the onset.

So start training now, remember, you too can have the body of your dreams through ki blasts.

*Guarantee void if guaranteed after February 2002.

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Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by pwalls55 <pwalls55.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-11-05 20:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ??? <???> at 2004-03-27 13:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not sure is it just rumor but have anybody ever did a ki blast????

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why the fuck is this rated down? This goes right along with my Kamehameha Pilates.

Submitted by rbdweasel (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Very funny. I think I am going to try it out. KAMEKAMEHA! Shit, I took out the guy in the next cubicle.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-03-11 11:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I prefer to 'hundred crack fist of the north star' my way to health, youth and exploding heads.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-11 11:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What?

Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-03-11 07:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I know what its trying to be..
batter luck next time.
C

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-11 03:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Informative and interesting.


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