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Priest Joke of ALL TIME (666 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: -2 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by <rileytpacheco.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-11 05:56:58 EST

Q: What is the difference between a priest and acne?

A: Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face!

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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-19 17:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

alright joke, shitty post. get bent you kike twat nigger.

just kidding i love you

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-11 13:22:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks.

Submitted by Poo (user info) at 2004-03-11 07:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

stop changing the subject just cos you got acne

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-11 06:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The best pedophile joke is this michael jackson gem:

What does Michael Jackson have in common with MacDonalds?

They both put fifty year old meat between ten year old buns

DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKING WAMMY, but you have probably heard it before.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-03-11 06:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No one's ever heard that one before..

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-11 06:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is not true. Acne came on my face when I was 7, and yet Pastor Nillis waited until I was 14 (or ripe, as he called it) to blow his hot load in my eye.

Your joke is just plain innacurate.

Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I
thought it's be fun and exciting, like the movie `Spaceballs.' But
instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie `Police
Academy.'

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection