Lyric, will you marry me? (SPT) (1558 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.77 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by polyamorousaj <ajcassidy221.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-11 12:43:30 EST
Ever notice how when there's a post it immediately spawns about three other related posts? I'm surprised that Lyric's, "Marry Me Sideburns," didn't spawn anything. It was another post that made the Most Heated List. In honor of Shit-Post Thursday, I'm not going to do anything serious. But I do have a proposal for Lisa (Lyric). Lyric, will you marry me?
We can live here in Iowa, it's not as cold as it is up there. Or, I'd be willing to come up there and live. I have a 4 WD vehicle, so I can handle the winter driving.
I speak basic French (thank you, summer camp) so I can communicate with the bullfrogs if there are any in British Columbia. Je'mapelle Antoine, I can do anything! Anytime I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about I can fill the void by saying eh, and laughing, "haw haw haw," to ease the tension.
You give great other massages.
I can cook. For real, I can make lots of things. I don't mind vaccuuming, but you'd have to clean the bathroom.
My family is crazy, just like Sideburns', so you'd love them too. I love Scategories, so I could keep them occupied if they were pissing you off.
I like girls who like yoga, jello, and gin.
You look hot naked (I'm assuming), and I have big hands... just mentioning.
I'd be glad to share you with Kristen and Sideburns. Not necessarily at the same time... well, maybe Kristen.
Iowa and Canada are both boring, so we could occupy our time in other ways...
I can tie a tie, so Lyric, will you marry me?
User Reviews
Submitted by HawkeyesTheGAME (user info) at 2004-10-23 18:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by eIectrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 18:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-19 00:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More classic.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-01 10:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My first score stands... I'm not taking it back. You can't make me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-03-29 23:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plus two, only because of the name of the picture.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-15 07:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One word: Gay...
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-15 01:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm...
Have another +2. I like love posts to me. I come back to this when I need a laugh. It gives me warm fuzzies inside ;)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-15 01:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How did I miss this comment???
"Second, I thought STP was dead and gone, and if it isn't it should be."
STP did break up, but I think that the correct phrasing would be that they're dead and bloated.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-03-14 16:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh..
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bah. I like my meat cold and my beer warm... I'm weird like that.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, when I say cook, I mean heat under a blue flame. All red meat should be served hot and bloody.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cook 'em? What? Who has time to cook these days?
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I only cook them in the basement. My mother would get suspicious if I stirred fried a homeless guy in the kitchen.
What?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why eat people in the basement? You shouldn't be treated like a second-class citizen!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:28:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
And that comment, scott, just made the cut for my next "where is the love - a happier uber compilation" positive ratings collection.
Thankyou, that was brilliant."
Ah-ha! One of the few girls in the English-speaking world who gets one of my weird jokes.
Back off fellas she's mine!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And that comment, scott, just made the cut for my next "where is the love - a happier uber compilation" positive ratings collection.
Thankyou, that was brilliant.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 20... so I've eaten plenty of people younger than me... refer to my infanticide post.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How old are you? 12?!!
Just kidding.
Man, I've eaten people older than you. I mean... I'm going back to the basement.
What?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I detassled for six years... I work at a plant nursery... I'd say I do my fair share.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That looks like skeletors hand.
You don't do much manual labor do you lad?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-13 22:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Love you too.
Submitted by Mr._Rude (user info) at 2004-03-13 22:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to wear a tie without a business shirt you fucking fruit. You look like a transvestite Avril Lavigne. Fucking panty waste.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-12 19:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha.
Submitted by Mr._Rude (user info) at 2004-03-12 19:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a fucking ethiopian, why don't you go eat something you skinny little bitch. You are so fucking skinny even the palm of your hand and your fingers look ematiated. It figures that a little tattle tale like you (he reported me to Bart and attempted to get me banned because I gave a bad review to his shitty story) would be a fucking twerp. Good luck trying to land an internet girlfriend you zit faced little bitch. Fuck you I hope you die a virgin or a black man takes your virginity in your ass.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-12 10:01:12 EST (#)
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Yeah! Let's contaminate the gene pool!
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-12 06:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another +2 for Fingerbang's comment. We're both apparently ugly motherfuckers, so how's about you and me go make ugly motherfucking kids??
Whoohoo!
Submitted by Ninjaburger (user info) at 2004-03-11 23:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love fingerbang...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-11 23:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
crazy shit
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-11 23:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No. YOU, tony, in that picture, look oddly like my sister's ex boyfriend steve.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-03-11 23:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahahhahahaha
woooooooooo
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What? Are you talking to Zod?
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE MY SISTER'S EX BOYFRIEND STEVE.
I just realized that. Freak.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha... you whore. I should've put your damn name in the title!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Want a +2 anybody? Just mention my name in a post. I'm an egomaniac.
Go ahead, mention me. Talk shit or ask me to marry you, I don't care. It'll get a free +2
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How in the hell did I miss this???
Awwwww, I'm so flattered, AJ :>
(The name of your picture is hilarious!)
*fans self* It's all so rushed, I need time to think about it...
But don't worry, I won't leave you hanging for too long ;)
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you and lyric are both ugly mother fuckers and are perfect for eachother
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU HUGE FUCKING DORK.
That picture is titled "me so horny". I am serious.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOooooOOOooooo
bies
God my brain is melting, I am sorry.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Great... the kids always object...
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will NOT share you!!!
Since when do I not get consulted on important decisions daddy?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-11 18:55:05 EST (#)
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I mentioned you in there too, Kristen.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All the good ones want to marry Lyric.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty entertaining.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops, the Music Man. Not 76 trombones... I'm fucked up today... SCT Shit-Comment Thursday.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-11 14:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for Iowa? Damn, that's low. Now saying -2 for the fact that my tie is fucked up at the neck would be a valid insult. DJMatt usually just laughs hysterically at the mere mention of the word Iowa. But then again, his town was mentioned in 76 trombones. HAHAHA!
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-11 13:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you are from Iowa..
thats' -2 to start off.
but listen now i can atleast put your mug with your name.. good enough
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-03-11 13:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what a tool.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm working on winning that lottery for you Bec, I really am.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Woo, marriage for me. I am finally loved....
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
First off you're becoming a camwhore. I'm tired of seeing that mug.
Second, I thought STP was dead and gone, and if it isn't it should be.
Third, Ainkara, will you marry me? I've always wanted to live in Australia...
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well Ainkara, if this deal falls through you can move in with me. Not exactly a last resort, but... uhh.. yeah.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:47:37 EST (#)
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Can you share? Like joint custody? Maybe like every other week or something. Hell, I'm getting reassigned to Salt Lake in Utah and the mormons do it. So that makes it ok, right?
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-03-11 12:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why must everybody get marriage proposals? It's not right.
Yes, I'm bitter and jealous. Shut up.
But nice post.