Whiskey or penis? (342 hits)
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Submitted by Anthony <frogglywoggly.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-11 13:59:05 EST
Last week, I was in a bar in Brighton, happily whiling away my evening (after my last post where i got about 627 -2s for being drunk in the story, i'll just state for the record that i was sober here). You all know what beer does to the bladder, so needless to say i was soon in the bathroom. As I stood at the urinal, i looked around for something to read while i relieved myself. Usually ther's a poster or something, but in this bar there was just a blank wall, so i started reading what was written on the condom machine. That's when i noticed something wasn't quite right.
Among the flavours available were: Whiskey, Rum, Lager & Lime, and red or white wine.
Now, whiskey tastes bad enough when you drink it from a glass, so imagine what it would be like to feel like you were drinking it from someone's cock.
I think i'd actually rather suck on someone's hairy sweaty balls or choke on a mouthful of hot, creamy cum than smoke a bone that tasted like either whiskey or beer. I certainly don't wish alcoholic condoms on my girlfriend (not that i have one, so let's just say that i wouldn't even wish something like that on any of the horse-banging skanks you find all over the south of England.
I leave you with this true story:
Advertised on a condom machine in the Tennants Arms, Kilnsey, Yorkshire:
"Malt Whiskey flavoured condoms"
and in the small print at the bottom
"Do not drive while using this product"
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