The_taste_of_monkeys hates:Reallybored (810 hits)
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Rating: 1.57 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The_taste_of_monkeys (View user info) at 2004-03-11 14:53:15 EST
In the post entitled Meh, reallybored invites us to make an enemy LITTLE KNOWING HE WOULD BE THE TARGET!
Lets look at the facts and "break it down " as the fly kids would say, in fact Ill bet reallybored says this to try and look cool. I assure you, he is not
User id: 2258
Registered on or around: 2003-08-21 11:45:02
# Messages posted: 112
# Reviews written: 3791
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 4266
# Hits: 94696
Average rating of all messages: 0.95
These statistics are misleading given that all reallybored has to do all day is sit around playing with himself and hacking into computers with his knobcheese ridden hands. he has obviously changed many aspects of his profile. I have managed to obtain the REAL profile.
User id: 2258
Registered on or around: 2003-08-21 11:45:02
# Messages posted: 19'0000000 all of which are about gay midget porn
# Reviews written:36698594865938 all of which RELATE to gay midget porn (and bestiality in one case)
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 1 his mum/girlfriend
Average rating of all messages: -2. HIS OWN MUM -2 HIM!
I have it on good authority backed up by evidence which I seem to have misplaced right now and I will find them and show it to you later on honest guv that RB enjoys watching his sister undress and hates any films that do not involve Will Smith, Porn, midgets or will smith being double ended by Gay midgets.
In conclusion:RB is a sexual and social deviant with no redeeming features.
Just Kidding. I love RB like he was an anime character say oooh Ken from Fist of the North Star.
Here is RB after he found out what I said about him, he looks kinda all mean and pissed off.
User Reviews
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-22 16:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember that nerrd.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-03-16 10:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-03-12 07:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No makes a hate post about DjMatt because we dont like you...wait, that doesnt make sense. Let me think about that one.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMN YOU now I have to wait to post my hate post (no telling who's the subject, that's not fair) because my approach was eerily similar.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-03-11 18:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no one ever makes a hate post about me. :(
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-03-11 16:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whats wrong with being an ass?
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-11 16:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-03-11 16:37:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
"RB is a sexual and social deviant with no redeeming features."
Wow, this almost makes me like him.
Nah, he's an ass.
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Actually im very personable. And i have a lovely ass.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-03-11 16:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"RB is a sexual and social deviant with no redeeming features."
Wow, this almost makes me like him.
Nah, he's an ass.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-11 16:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, RB is okay, I guess...
Ok, he's awesome.
Wait, This is a hate post, yes? Ok, Final Answer: Fuck him.
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Using alittle RB magic, we can see the hidden message.
RB is okay. I guess my Final Anser would be id fuck him.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-11 16:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-11 16:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
coming on my posts every time i make one to say the post is too long is very annoying. How about if it is too long to read you do not review it. I will try to make a short post that has 3-4 sentences of content and a pretty picture for you.
Submitted by squattailyousuckmyballs (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Kenshiro!!!!!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, RB is okay, I guess...
Ok, he's awesome.
Wait, This is a hate post, yes? Ok, Final Answer: Fuck him.
This was far more confusing than it should have been.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for (and bestiality in one case)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My day is at hand, soon I shall make my play for power and destroy all those who have opposed me and given me -2s. All shall bow down before me and tremble!
Or I might just play Vice City again...yeah, that'd take up less time.
I love my mum.where'd that come from? Don't go there.
My head hurts.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Its true, its all true. Ever since i "accidentally" walked in on my dad that little person, i have strived to consume all the midget porn i could get my knobcheese ridden hands on. TTOM has figured it out, what a slueth he is.
Good work. This was pretty funny.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
like AN angry Emu would. Fucks SAKE! Aim postinn reel gud tuday hur hur hur. Pass the cyanide.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YEA...everyone hates reallybored!!
Will Zone: Hates Reallybored
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26047
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A prize to anyone that notices where I fucked up. God I'm useless, this has ruined my shit like and angry Emu would.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking hilarious
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-03-11 15:09:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"knobcheese ridden hands" haha