After Blowjob Kiss: Yes or No? (3946 hits)
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Submitted by fingerbang <str8pimpin213.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-11 19:11:50 EST
It's an age old question. After she gives you the best bj of your life do you kiss her or send her out the door? Now normally after a girl takes one like a champ for me, she knows whats up and will either go brush her teeth and mouthwash or she knows better than to try to kiss me. Last night was different however. This girl that I met a couple weeks ago, decided to stay the night last night. Start messin around and I say fuck the bj lets go strait for the homerun. I guess she had different ideas when she started sloppin on my nob. So it turns out to be the best head ever and i bust one strait down her throat and whoa this bitch is crazy. She spits the shit out on my stomach, slurps it back up and swallows it like a pro. THEN, she tries to kiss me.
I said "uh what are you doing?"
She responds with "what do you think i'm doing i'm trying to kiss you, so i give you a blow job and you won't even kiss me?"
I said "maybe after you brush my manhood off your teeth".
"I can't fuckin believe you" she says, "thats the last time I do that for you"
Now fellas, was i wrong in not kissing her after her mouth has been all over my cock and balls and my pimp juice was probably still swimmin around in there? I want to hear the ladies opinions too.
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Submitted by creatureofhabit (user info) at 2004-04-28 21:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My girlfriend and I are freaks. The after blowjob/muffdive kiss is really no big deal... At first we hesitated with the kiss for a few seconds, but we did it and now we don't think about it. I'm very dirty though... I'll try anything thrice.
Submitted by seeker86 (user info) at 2004-03-13 23:54:51 EST (#)
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If she's all right with getting it in her mouth, then I'm alright with it being in mine. I don't see what the big deal is.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-03-13 01:44:58 EST (#)
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What Phinch said.
Something to remember, always, when you're in bed (or in the backseat or the kitchen or that niche in the underground parking garage or under a parkbench - don't ask): It's only ever kinky the first time.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-03-13 01:36:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2004-03-12 12:36:59 (#)
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Never, I say never kiss the girl after the blowjob, Why you ask, I will tell you.
A few years back my girlfriend at the time would not swallow the man juice, no matte how much I asked/suggested that she should. Well this one time she was giving me head she finally swallowed it. It was great, then she started to lay down on top of me, which was fine. But at the last moment she turned her head, pressed her lips to mine, and dropped my entire load into my mouth. Then says, "taste bad doesn't it!"
Never kiss the girl,,,,they are mean
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HAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAH OWNED!!!!
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-03-13 01:27:20 EST (#)
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You should have kissed her cause she swallowed. Not most girls swallow.
On the other hand, it's disgusting to kiss after swallowing. The question is if she knew to brus her teeth to be decent. Would you have let her use your toothbrush? It's not like she's going to carry one around in her back pocket.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-12 13:32:21 EST (#)
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hahaha, holy shit that is fuckin gross! I would have smacked the bitch up
Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2004-03-12 12:36:59 EST (#)
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Never, I say never kiss the girl after the blowjob, Why you ask, I will tell you.
A few years back my girlfriend at the time would not swallow the man juice, no matte how much I asked/suggested that she should. Well this one time she was giving me head she finally swallowed it. It was great, then she started to lay down on top of me, which was fine. But at the last moment she turned her head, pressed her lips to mine, and dropped my entire load into my mouth. Then says, "taste bad doesn't it!"
Never kiss the girl,,,,they are mean
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-12 11:35:06 EST (#)
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i'm not eating my own junk
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good call
Submitted by lazaruslng9676 (user info) at 2004-03-12 11:32:52 EST (#)
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I don't care what anyone says, I'm not eating my own junk. She has to at least take a drink of water and swirl it around in her mouth before I kiss her.
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2004-03-12 11:31:13 EST (#)
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I'm the minority I guess...I wont kiss the dude after, nor will I let him kiss me when he's done. That's just gross. Take a break, have a glass of water, then get back to business, it's all okay!
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-12 11:28:28 EST (#)
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hahaha, i'm going to try the tuna thing if she ever talks to me again. I think i got drunk last night and pissed her off. don't remember what was said but my text message outbox read: ho, bitch, focker. My inbox read: your a dick, i hate you, how dare you. On a funny side note, i did turn everything in my friends apartment upside down.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-03-12 11:27:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:13:33 (#)
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if she's gonna swallow, be man enough to kiss her.
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Phinch's response cannot be improved upon.
Submitted by K420 at 2004-03-12 11:14:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by K-Fresh (user info) at 2004-03-11 23:00:04 (#)
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Ok...ya wanna know what to do...start eatting her out. Keep a can of tuna descretly beside you....make sure its with oil. Put some in your mouth and around it. Make sure it is obsenely gross. Then go up and fucking make out with her. Try to keep a straight face. You will be able to tell she doesn't like it........say, "What baby? Do you have a hang up about kissing after oral???" Hopfully she won't expect you to kiss after oral again. Even if it doesn't work, giving people complexes is funny stuff.
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Fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-03-12 09:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What I dont get is why people openly admit thay have serious issues about their own sexuality coupled with a clear proclamation to whoever cares to read that they essentially are absolutly shite in bed. Fucked up hangups like this mean you are incapable of having good sex. How fucking clueless do you have to be to think that you could ever be even close to a good or even decent lover with fucked up hangups like that?
Good sex requires good rythem and timing. Shes all hot and fucking dying for the hot piece of meat that shes been pleasuring to be inside her and then the fuck tard says "go brush your teeth" mid fuck session. Talk about a total mood killer.
Then again the flip side of the coin is some blokes dont care. They Just like a posh wank (ie the sole goal is to come).
One other thing. If you have issues with the fact that she has had your dick in her mouth and then you wont kiss her I have serious doubts as to your level of personal hygene. Whatever you have in your head that makes you believe that your come is in some way dirty can usually be sorted by washing daily. Circumcisn (sp?) can help with your nob cheeze problem.
Ciaran
Submitted by Ninjaburger (user info) at 2004-03-11 23:19:10 EST (#)
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... you were wrong, but +2 because this is one of those time honored questions.
Submitted by K-Fresh (user info) at 2004-03-11 23:00:04 EST (#)
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Ok...ya wanna know what to do...start eatting her out. Keep a can of tuna descretly beside you....make sure its with oil. Put some in your mouth and around it. Make sure it is obsenely gross. Then go up and fucking make out with her. Try to keep a straight face. You will be able to tell she doesn't like it........say, "What baby? Do you have a hang up about kissing after oral???" Hopfully she won't expect you to kiss after oral again. Even if it doesn't work, giving people complexes is funny stuff.
Submitted by Mothyham (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:55:31 EST (#)
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when my bitch blows me it turns me on and I want to kiss her real deep.
she won't kiss me after I eat her muff though...go figure
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:50:13 EST (#)
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been thrashed to death before.
Boring!
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:39:24 EST (#)
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sex is dirty shit is dirtier
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:00:10 EST (#)
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meh, unless its on her lips or face, i could care less.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-03-11 21:44:23 EST (#)
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If I'm in the moment, I don't give a fuck. Sex is sloppy, it's an occupational hazard.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-03-11 21:24:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:38:32 (#)
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i honestly don't know how some people can be so grossed out by the human body. if you ask me, it just comes down to immaturity. i've never tasted any semen from kissing a girl after oral sex, and even if i did, who fucking cares? i mean, the shit DID come out of you. grow up.
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ditto
Urine. Now that's different.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-03-11 21:03:25 EST (#)
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I'm with Hidden.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:47:56 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/17645
oddly enough this was on, 11-03, and you posted on 3-11
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:45:19 EST (#)
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koolmang is one sick fuck too
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:23:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:38:32 (#)
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i honestly don't know how some people can be so grossed out by the human body. if you ask me, it just comes down to immaturity. i've never tasted any semen from kissing a girl after oral sex, and even if i did, who fucking cares? i mean, the shit DID come out of you. grow up.
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Fuck after i've blown my load in her mouth i aint kissing her untill shes washed her mouth out, oh and the gizz off her ass too.
Hiddens a sick fuck
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:20:31 EST (#)
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Early in the mornin' you gotta stop, drop and roll!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:20:19 EST (#)
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To fully embrace the sexual potential of your partner, depending on how much you love them, you must be prepared to go where no man has gone before. I would expect MY girl to kiss me after I gave her a rim job.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:13:32 EST (#)
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haha, hidden licks his own shit!
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:12:58 EST (#)
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i think it does, case closed
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:08:49 EST (#)
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does that mean you'd lick your own shit hidden?
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:56:10 EST (#)
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yeah it did come out of my body but so did my shit this morning
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:38:32 EST (#)
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i honestly don't know how some people can be so grossed out by the human body. if you ask me, it just comes down to immaturity. i've never tasted any semen from kissing a girl after oral sex, and even if i did, who fucking cares? i mean, the shit DID come out of you. grow up.
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:37:05 EST (#)
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My girlfriend likes me to kiss her after I dive in.
But, if I come in her mouth she's brushing her teeth, if not, I really don't care.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:35:30 EST (#)
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good call, sometimes i prefer the bitch slap approach when she leans in for the kiss
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:33:16 EST (#)
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What you do, if you see her coming in for the kiss, is you pretend you have a cramp in your ass from coming and immediately get up and pretend to try to stretch it out. That'll break her beeline and she won't be able to reset. I've used this with success quite a few times.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:29:17 EST (#)
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that wasn't even my first blowjob of the day. hell yeah i kiss a girl after i eat her out. If she makes me taste that shit then she better be willing to have a little taste for herself.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:28:01 EST (#)
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NO.. no figerbang.. NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
no.. u stop posting NOW.
u do it now son... U STOP posting... BAD FUCKIN DOGGGGGG..
bad dog... stop posting..
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:23:47 EST (#)
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Fingerbang's first blow job that wasn't from a guy named Billy. How sweet, he's making better stories now.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:22:38 EST (#)
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That all depends, would you try to kiss her after eating her out? And if you did, would she let you? That would be a good way to find out that type of thing from a girl. If she tells you to go brush your teeth, then you know she won't try the same thing on you.
"When I get done with that, it's going to look like roast beef"
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:21:17 EST (#)
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that would so ruin the flow of the sexual tension though, i dont know, maybe its just me
but i would be asleep by the time she got back from brushing her teeth.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:19:37 EST (#)
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still think its wrong, they should be polite enought to brush teeth first
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:17:22 EST (#)
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id let her kiss me i could care less
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:17:04 EST (#)
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see Phinch's response below
-Black Ninja
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:13:33 EST (#)
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if she's gonna swallow, be man enough to kiss her.