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People worry too much about... (760 hits)

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Submitted by ~JP (View user info) at 2004-03-11 20:15:35 EST

This was recently a question posed to me, and I didn't really know what to say. I rattled off some bullshit response about money without realizing the true comic opportunity that had fallen in my lap.

My friend, however, saw and seized this opportunity. He ended the phrase with "being on fire." I guess that could even make sense, because being on fire is a highly unlikely scenario for anybody. Walking down the street, I'll bet you can't find one person who *is* on fire. Try it sometime. Furthermore, I'll bet if you took a survey, most people would say there's a 0% chance they will ever be on fire. Why all the stop, drop, and roll stuff then? The world may never know...

So I thought what do people worry too much about? AIDS? Poor people? SARS? Abbreviations? Clean underwear? Tell me what you think. What do people worry too much about?

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Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-03-11 22:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

For sexually active young single women... pregnancy. (The reply below reminded me.)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-03-11 21:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this +2 goes to Lucifer_Industries ...

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I worry about not being able to make the women come. So far, this worry has led to some happy ladies. I will continue to worry.

Malone

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would say SARS, but that's over. AIDS is forever, plus people are so paranoid about it, they invented pap smears for girls, and whatever test for guys. They also say you have to wrap up to give a girl anal, well fuck that. In my opinion, AIDS isn't hereditary, meaning you can't catch it from birth. Well you can, but it'll kill you in a year. The thing is, if you and your partner haven't slept around, then surely the only risk of not wrapping up is getting her pregnant, right?

In my opinion, AIDS is the most worried-about thing.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-11 20:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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