Bart is a poo-poo eating demon (584 hits)
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Submitted by DyerBm (View user info) at 2004-03-12 05:09:13 EST
That's right my children of Christianity, I am back to restore our truth and glory.
When I left you last time, we discussed the evil intentions of the devil and how his power is taking over by slipping in through the back door.
I wish that learning about mary jane was enough, but it isn't. Praise the lord for the righteous infliction of greatness he has bestowed upon my awareness, so that I might influence you into the way of god. A new blanket of darkness has descended on us my children. Give thanks and repent before your soul locks itself into a one way ticket to hell.
The antichrist has risen and it's face is Über! I have taken some time to investigate this site over the last few months and even myself, have become slightly corrupt. I myself actually logged on, on a Sunday. Thank you Jesus and give me the strength to continue on the path of righteousness while exposing this pos.t...I mean site. The goal of the overlord bart has conveniently been to convince the user that they are coming to a place that is happy and holy. This could not be further from the truth.
On this site people are discussing religion as if there is another besides ours that is right. What charlatans. Help them Jesus for being so naive. I have personally visited bart at home only to find him dancing with the devil himself, smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol on a Sunday. If this isn't satin's mark then what is. My holy Mary children, most of the post's on this site pertain to pre-marital sex and drinking alcohol. This is not the Christian way to live.
Exposing the evil on Über has become my primary mission in life. 1 week ago the lord spoke to me in my dreams, and he told me to come back here and destroy all possible thoughts that goodness is barts intent. Praise god for the indignation that flows through me. Children, succumb to my contr.o.l...compassion. I am here to help you.
Our first objective is to call out all unrighteous followers that serve bart. Thank you lord for the insight you have given me, for I know who his arch angel, devil helper thing-a-ma-gig thingies are. There are three right below bart in the chain of hatred, and I am on to you.
Children of Christianity, keep your eyes open and pray that these users won't influence you into their twisted and biased beliefs. For those concerned, keep your faith and pray that this site be destroyed along with bart.
Praise Jesus-
User Reviews
Submitted by homeboy (user info) at 2004-03-12 18:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck again
Submitted by Bob_Bank (user info) at 2004-03-12 12:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post are suck, not enough demons or demon killin'
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-03-12 12:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
burn
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-03-12 10:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I agree with the other guy. Good idea executed poorly.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-12 07:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow... so basically youre an idiot?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-03-12 06:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Could have been so much more...
Verdict: 0-0. You lose on penalties.4-2
Submitted by dyerbm (user info) at 2004-03-12 05:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF? This is the second time I posted a pic and it didn't show up.