Giving my dog a golden shower (1568 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -1.34 on 68 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by fingerbang <str8pimpin213.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-12 16:17:13 EST
Today was a usual day. Got in my car and walked to class. Drank some donuts and ate some coffee. Then I get home and my roomate is PISSED! Standing by him is his sweet wittle puppy dogg frank. It smelled like he pissed all over himself but apparently I got drunk last night and gave frank a golden shower. I told him i had a solution to his problem. I walked frank out to the country in my car, shot him with my screwdriver and let the businessmen eat at his rotting carcass.
This pleased my roomate much since frank was really not a dog but a transvestite homophobic retail scientist and he didn't like cleaning up the scabs from its std's all the time.
Word on the street is that if you give a dog a golden shower you will be endowed with china man power. Thats Jet Li shit.
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"Word on the street is that if you give a dog a golden shower you will be endowed with china man power. Thats Jet Li shit. "
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