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A scene from a corny horror movie (806 hits)

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Submitted by Chuck (View user info) at 2004-03-14 00:15:10 EST


He sat there listening to his favorite song by his favorite band on his computer, Serial Killa by Twiztid, when he heard what sounded like a trashcan falling over. He thought it was just his cat knocking over the trash. So he turned off the song and got up to fix the trash. When he was walking down the hall he saw his cat run by. When he arrived in the kitchen the trashcan was upright, but there was a couple pieces of trash laying around the trashcan, like someone put it back up after they tipped it over. Thinking his cat just scooped trash out of it, he picked them up and went looking for his cat so he could disipline it. Right when he was just out of the kitchen he noticed the cupboard was open. "The cat can wait a minute I guess," he thought and he went to go close the cupboard. When he closed the cupboard he also noticed that his back door was wide open. Thinking nothing important of it he closed it, and walked to where the cat was. When he was in the hall again, he thought he heard something behind him. And his last thought was that this was like a scene form a corny horror movie.

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Submitted by El_Chucko (user info) at 2004-03-16 01:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER AND IT IS BURNED INTO MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Chuck (user info) at 2004-03-15 01:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I posted this because this happened to me right before I posted it except I didn't die and Twiztid is not my favorite band by far.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-14 12:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-03-14 09:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

So much potential.... yet.......


.... no....

Submitted by Mr._Rude (user info) at 2004-03-14 00:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's a scene from my movie: QueenAshlee gets fucked up her ass because she's a porno star.


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