Gimme Five! (2071 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.73 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DrinkDDT (View user info) at 2004-03-14 10:48:42 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27478
This hand just wont go away. It haunts my dreams. I think everyone needs to make their own hand personality to satisfy my needs and desires.
My hand personally is named Japhetto (oddly enough, thats the same name I gave my penis). He likes to wear ugly bow ties and he sucks tons of cock (hence the cramped mouth). He's well known for an incident in 1987 when he beat the shit out of the Hamburger Helper outside a trendy club in Beverly Hills.
He's also a Gemeni and enjoys long walks along the beach.
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-27 19:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-14 17:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by theWELLofZION (user info) at 2004-04-14 17:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, that plain sucks.
no writing skills present.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-16 14:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-03-16 13:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-14 19:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
polyamorousguyaj: I inspired DDT
WeirdTom00: Inspired? AJ I think you scared him
polyamorousguyaj: haha
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-03-14 15:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-14 14:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. That kicks ass. Although I laughed my ass off, that hand is a Pisces.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-03-14 14:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-03-14 11:09:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
You kick so much ass. I'd pay a decent amount of money to live inside your head for a day. But I'm broke, so I'll have to stay inside this one, where pygmies sometimes chase that dude from Blues Clues with flaming pitchforks and Will and Colin Farrell have constant orgies on a towering mountain of Cooler Ranch Doritos.
that made me burst out laughing harder than the post.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-14 14:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh! And I just realized I sort of...pre-entered this contest a week or so back.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26894
With picture and all!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-03-14 13:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27692
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-14 13:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, snazzy, we both drew stuff on poly's hand, we must be soul mates!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27661
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-03-14 13:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wilson!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-14 12:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-14 12:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27688
... I tried to be original.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-03-14 12:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The line about Hamburger Helper made me spit up my soda.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-03-14 11:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Masterbation is nothing to be afraid of!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-03-14 11:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh! skeletors hand again!
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-03-14 11:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
arent you scared to masturbate?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-03-14 11:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You kick so much ass. I'd pay a decent amount of money to live inside your head for a day. But I'm broke, so I'll have to stay inside this one, where pygmies sometimes chase that dude from Blues Clues with flaming pitchforks and Will and Colin Farrell have constant orgies on a towering mountain of Cooler Ranch Doritos.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-14 11:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=107928047091069781
Pah!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-14 11:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
genius.