Dirty mud tires... (752 hits)
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Submitted by Nathan Shitler <natefloyd.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-14 14:00:21 EST
Can you believe this prick? Actually taking the time to place a "Got Mud?" decal on rear window of his 4x4 truck. This vehicle obviously driven by a white trash son of a bitch, but still thinks his actions are acceptable.
First off, the truck body is in a horrible, rusty condition that hurts the eyes of everyone who has to see it. It's one thing to only drive this vehicle in a field behind his house, but this guy wants to go everywhere in this shitmobile. God forbid he would want to have some class and go cruising around in a Honda Accord, but instead he obnoxiously blocks the road with this hunk o' garbage.
Secondly, the huge mud tires are as tall as a cripled, old lady with hepatitis. It's just obnoxious and looks like you could land an airplane with those tires. This guy obviously looks poor and unkept, and probably can't afford to get his mullet cut. Yet, for some odd fucking reason he can afford to keep pumping gas into this monstrocity.
Then, there is the lovely lady riding with this prick in the passenger seat. She reeks of white trash just like her abusive boyfriend. You know damn well shes just as poor and ignorant as the asshole sitting next to her, but yet she keeps having those babies. She can barely afford her looney tunes t-shirts and cigarettes, but raising a child is no problem with her. But, the white trash cycle will continue when the babies grow up and repeat the same shit.
I'm glad I drive a Honda Civic and take baths.
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Submitted by dennis <dadofemma.at.wi.rr.com> at 2004-10-04 21:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i have a 67 kaiser truck with big tires 44" and a 454 engine. i even have a redneck parking permit decal on the window. i may be poor but im honest and i sure as hell dont buy hondas but i did drive up the back of one last year. buy american ban big mouths who drive jap cars
Submitted by spcrtp (user info) at 2004-03-16 13:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for having the word "mullet" in your post
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-03-14 23:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 because "I'm glad I drive a Honda Civic..." made me laugh.
Submitted by hafguitarist6767 (user info) at 2004-03-14 23:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
honda civics are this generations Ford T-bird
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-03-14 16:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i took a big shit in theis white trash bitches place once and the toilet didn't work, so it sat in there for like four days, I think eventually the chick grabbed it out with her hands and threw it in the trash.
Bitch sure did like a cock in her ass.
Submitted by The_Nipper (user info) at 2004-03-14 15:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"God forbid he would want to have some class and go cruising around in a Honda Accord"
Since when did cheap ass japanese family cars become class? Take your shitty civic out driving and accelerate into a brick wall
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-03-14 15:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A great improvement on your previous posts.
Constructive criticism: You didn't attach a picture but wrote like we could all see the truck. Consider being more descriptive next time, or just adding a pic.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-14 14:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
white trash spend all their money on ciggarettes, lottery tickets, beer, and drugs. Thats it. they don't even pay bills
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-14 14:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
VW's are by far my favorite real cars. I own a golf.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-03-14 14:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Good initiative. Piss poor execution.
Werd.