i have become an uber snob (507 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.62 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <hafguitarist6767.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-14 21:21:46 EST
Yes an uber snob. You know, those posters who expect only the best while falling fall short themselves (such as all my posts do). Those posters who see the words "my first post" and instantly slap a -2 on the post without bothering to read the post and think "Hmm.. well I was a newbie once and I was just as dumb as this stupid shit, maybe I'll cut this poor bastard some slack and only give him -1 or 0 an a heads up for next time." Nope they get -2 and a strongly worded feedback reply telling them to
A. do the world a favor and kill themselves
B. do the site a favor and kill themselves
C. Do me a personal favor and kill themselves
or D. Do themselves a favor and kill themselves
What makes me wonder is how did this happen to me? Me,no! How could I let this happen, I remember when I first let myself into the ubercommunity brighteyed and full of hope and wonder dreams of my read and boredatwork.com
How quickly I learned. Ubersite works like a bunch of 15 year old kids debating thier favorite indie band. The poster is fine to post what they chose but it damn well better measure up to the readers stantards because otherwise -2. Any attempt to become well known and you warrent -2. Its fine to become most read and be on boredatwork.com but in NO way can you attempt to get their yourself.
In conclusion, my name is Ollie and I'm an ubersnob. Are you?
User Reviews
Submitted by nathanscivic (user info) at 2004-03-16 00:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Far away from earth, two alien civilizations were just about to engage in fierce intergalactic battle. Well, at the last conference to make peace the phrase "i have become an uber sob" fell across the table because of a worm hole that took the phrase way across the galaxy. Unfortunately, the phrase meant the worst insult in the alien's language so the two alien leaders fought each other until both civilizations were destroyed.
Way to go ass bag.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-15 08:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do yourself a favor and go get a rimjob
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-03-15 08:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no, you are an Uber retard
Submitted by PunkBabe199 (user info) at 2004-03-15 08:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I am not an uber snob, thank you :)
Tia
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-15 03:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe we should all lighten up. Maybe the dumbasses will leave or improve if we all give them constructive criticism with our -2's.
Then again, some people just suck.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-15 00:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nope, sorry. can't relate. i never got that newbie rejection.
probably because i give everyone on uber oral sex.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-14 22:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes I feel as if I should unjustly give a -2, but then I realize I haven't posted anything in months, so I read the post first, THEN give it a -2.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-03-14 22:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree with A,B,C, and D.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-03-14 21:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
do the world a favor and kill yourself
do the site a favor and kill yourself
Do me a personal favor and kill yourself
Do yourself a favor and kill yourself