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public humiliation at its prime (1092 hits)

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Submitted by <ahdragos.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-14 21:47:50 EST


I write this for one simple reason, to bitch. It all started asi walked down the hall at school,
one of the greatest looking girls in school( I'm in highschool by the way) bumped into me, she apologized several times are started in on a conversation. Throughout the conversation she flirted several times. Although i noticed this while occuring i thought i was just imagining it, I mean, she is a year older, and drop dead gorgeous. So as i stand her her attempts at flirting begin to be more apparent. That is when it happened. Shw reached out and started grabbing my dick through my pants. Now as blood began running towards my dick, less went to me head, a normal occurance. I had a brain lapse, i reached out and grabbed her ass. She screamed out and started pushing me. In my confused state i screamed out "what the hell you stupid whore, you were grabbing my dick and now you bitch about this!". Thats when it hit me, several of her friends, 8 to be exact all attacked me at once. Oh its not humiliating to be beaten up in public by 8 guys. Unfortunately, i was beaten up by seven girls and a gay guy. So as I blocked a few of the punches here and there, covering my faces, hey went for the groin. Four consecutive knee shots to the balls. I instantly hit the ground. Unlike my last attempt at self defence, this time I took the right approach. I curled up into the fetal position and tried tucking my head in as far as it would go. I have to admit that gay guy does hit hard. the others at this point had backed off. The homo, in his fit of rage, decides to start boot-fucking the back of my head.

I awoke an hour later just as lunch was ending in a pool of blood , with a splitting headache, swollen balls. My friends, the few willing to associate with me for the remainder of the day, stood around me poking me with the toes of their assorted brand of shoes, testing to see if I was still alive. This happened earlier today, i now sit here with twelve stitches in my forehead, pondering what I should do. I obviously can not return to school until the heat is off, either by beating up the homo who boot-fucked me, or through an elaborate plan that will humiliate someone else.

Please, help me, guide me, I need to know what to do.


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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-17 01:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by RazorTaK (user info) at 2004-03-15 10:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

test

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-15 09:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If this really happened, the correct response is to call 9-1-1.

Submitted by Goldeneyes (user info) at 2004-03-15 09:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

On second thought, ignore the last part of my reply below.


Just stop posting.

Submitted by Goldeneyes (user info) at 2004-03-15 09:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Please, help me, guide me, I need to know what to do."


Stop posting. Or, if you do post, at least post something worthwhile. This was neither true, nor funny.



Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-03-15 09:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You cry a lot, don't you?

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-03-15 03:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you must be one of those 11-year-old freshmen.

well i've got news for you: this story isnt anywhere near comprehendable, this story sucks, this post sucks, and most importantly: you need to leave this site and never return.

Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2004-03-15 03:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stupid high school drama + pointless posting of said problem = -2

Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-15 03:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Now tell us what really happened.

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2004-03-15 02:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"I awoke an hour later just as lunch was ending in a pool of blood "

No you didnt.. People arnt just going to walk around or over an unconcious blood soaked body. Not in a high school anyway.

If it happened, Im glad.. People only plot to bash the people no one likes.
This would not of happened if you were cool.


Submitted by Nomad (user info) at 2004-03-15 01:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

eheheh. ehehehh.. poor bastard

First off, Id find each one of those guy and kick their asses one by one. But careful around the gay guy, you'll probably go to juvie for a fuckin hate crime.

As for the bitch, thats a tougie. Because my personal code of ethics prohibits violence against women, and she is what we call an evil bitch. She did that because she wanted to see you get your ass kicked. If I were in your shoes I might just be homicidial right now. I don't know man thats a tough one. wait I got it.

Get some females friends together. Have them jump her and shave her head. and beat the shit out of her. If she wears a wig to school rip it off.

Nah cant do that either. well, maybe you can but id feel bad about it. jeez i dunno.

Probably the best thing to do is what that one person said. Tell the authorities. Go ahead and mention the cock grabbing and ass grabbing. Dont be embarrased.

what a horrible fuckin bitch...

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-03-15 01:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

'boot-fucking the back of my head'

I like that line.



Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-15 00:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I call shenanigans.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-03-14 23:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

kill them

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-14 22:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought this was pretty fucking funny.

Submitted by cheryl <cherylt31.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-14 22:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am sorry to hear that happened. I am confused, as I am sure you are as well. But the main thing is you're okay, I hope. You should definately see a doctor, though, to be sure. No question about that. Violence is not the solution, and retaliating is not the answer. Take care of yourself, and stay away from those people. And you should definately tell an appropriate party at school what happened, including about the girl grabbing your crotch. Cover your ass, because you never know what she might try to pull. That is some messed up, shit, I don't know what to tell you. There are psycho chicks out there, and I guess you found one....

Submitted by ahdragos (user info) at 2004-03-14 22:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ya know bargled, sad thing is, you are entirely right, this thing is going to follow me to my grave. I can just see it now, it'll be a 50yr graduation anniversary and peopel will still be talking about it.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-03-14 22:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Kill yourself. Everyone will always remember you as the guy who got his shit ruined by a fag and some girls.

Submitted by Dave3811 (user info) at 2004-03-14 22:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You want advice? Put yourself out of your misery. You probably got your ass handed to you by one or two girls and a gay guy for being such a loser. (I don't buy the whole posse of girls beating you down, or for that matter a random hot chick groping you in high school - the whole thing reeks of bullshit)


Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-03-14 22:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Piss





Poor







Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-03-14 22:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no pie for you

Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2004-03-14 21:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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