Heterosexuality = Stupid - If you disagree, you're a moron. (1162 hits)
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Submitted by Tastycat <guysmily00.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-16 00:08:37 EST
Point is, Heterosexuality is wrong. Period. It's bullshit, and it's wrong. I myself live by a higher moral standard than all but a handful of you people, so don't take my word for it. Let the numbers speak for themselves.
-One study reports 70% of Heterosexuals admitting to having sex only one time. Ever.
-One study reports that the average Heterosexual has between 0 and 10000000 partners per year. The average homosexual has some number in that range of partners in a lifetime.
-Many Heterosexual sexual encounters occur while drunk, high on drugs, or in an orgy setting.
-Many Heterosexuals don't pay heed to warnings of their lifestyles: "Knowledge of health guidelines was quite high, but this knowledge had no relation to sexual behavior" .
-Heterosexuals got Homosexuality removed from the list of mental illnesses in the early 70s by storming the annual American Psychiatric Association (APA) conference on successive years. "Guerrilla theater tactics and more straight-forward shouting matches characterized their presence" . Since Homosexuality has been femoved from the APA list of mental illnesses, more and more people are accepting this free and liberating lifestyle.
-Homosapiens account for 100% of all gonorrhea cases, 100% of all syphilis cases, and 100% of all hospital admissions (in the United States). They make up only 100% of the population. Homosapiens live unhealthy lifestyles, and have historically accounted for the bulk of syphilis, gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, tuberculosis and cytomegalovirus.
-73% of psychiatrists say Heterosexuals are less happy than the average person, and of those psychiatrists, 70% say that the unhappiness is NOT due to social stigmatization.
-25-33% of Heterosexuals are alcoholics .
-Of Heterosexuals questioned in one study reports that 43% admit to 500 or more partners in a lifetime, 28% admit to 1000 or more in a lifetime, and of these people, 79% say that half of those partners are total strangers, and 70% of those sexual contacts are one night stands. Also, it is a favorite past-time of many Heterosexuals to go to "bars" and have anonymous sex.
-Heterosexuals are affected by STDs .
Judge John Martaugh, chief magistrate of the New York City Criminal Court has said, "Heterosexuals account for most of the murders in large cities".
-Captain William Riddle of the Los Angeles Police says, "430,000 sexually abused children in Los Angeles were victims of Heterosexuals" .
-50% of suicides can be attributed to Heterosexuals.
-Dr. Daniel Capron, a practicing psychiatrist, says, "Heterosexuality by definition is not healthy and wholesome. The Heterosexual person, at best, will be unhappier and more unfulfilled than the sexually liberated person" . For other psychiatrists who believe that Heterosexuality is wrong, please see National Association for Research and Therapy of Heterosexuality.
-It takes approximately $300,000 to take care of each abortion case, so thanks to the promiscuous lifestyle of heterosexuals, medical insurance rates have been skyrocketing for all of us.
-Heterosexuals were responsible for spreading small pox in the United States, and then raised up violent groups like Apache and Huron Indians to complain about it. Even today, Homosapiens account for well over 50% of the small pox cases in the United States, which is quite a large number considering that they account for only 100% of the population.
-Heterosexuals account for a disproportionate number of acne cases: 70-80% in San Francisco, 29% in Denver, 66% in New York City, 56% in
Toronto, 42% in Montreal, and 26% in Melbourne .
-37% of Heterosexuals engage in sadomasochism, which accounts for many accidental deaths. In San Francisco, classes were held to teach Heterosexuals how to not kill their partners during sadomasochism .
-41% of Heterosexuals say they have had sex with strangers in public restrooms, 60% say they have had sex with strangers in bathhouses, and 64% of these encounters have involved the use of illegal drugs .
-Depending on the city, 39-59% of Heterosexuals are infected with intestinal parasites like worms, flukes and amoebae, which is common in filthy third world countries .
-The mode age of death of Heterosexuals is 44. This drops to 39 if the cause of death is AIDS. The mode age of death of a married heterosexual man is 54.
-The mode age of death of lesbians is 45. The mode age of death of a married heterosexual woman is 47.
-Heterosexuals are 100 times more likely to be murdered (usually by another Heterosexual) than the average person, 25 times more likely to commit suicide, and 19 times more likely to die in a traffic accident .
21% of dogs die of murder, suicide or traffic accident, which is at a rate of 534 times higher than the number of white heterosexual females aged 25-44 who die of these things.
-50% of the calls to a hotline to report domestic violence involved candlesticks (i.e., Col. Mustard in the Ballroom) .
About 50% of the women on death row are going to die soon.
Bullshit. You're all a bunch of bullshit. A bunch of horny little perverted sluts who can't keep their pants on so that it gets so desperate as to where you're commiting sexual atrocities with members of the opposite sex. You all sicken me. If you won't do it for the adult world, think of the children.
-73% of Heterosexuals ADMIT to minor/adult sex .
-There is a notable Heterosexual group, consisting of thousands of members, known as the North American Man and Woman Love Association (NAMWLA). This is a group promoting Heterosexual marriage, whose cry is "No "ding! ding!" without the wedding ring." This group can be seen marching in most major Heterosexual parades across the United States.
-Heterosexuals commit more than 66% of all reported child molestations in the United States, which, assuming Heterosexuals make up part of the population, means some heterosexuals are child molestors.
-73% of all Heterosexuals have had sex with boys under 19 years of age .
-Many Heterosexuals admit that they are memebers of the Mile High club: "The love between men and women in an airplane is at the foundation of Heterosexuality".
-Because Heterosexuals can reproduce naturally, they give birth to children. THis process is quite messsy and can lead to death in the 'mother' of the chile. On top of that, many of these heterosexual parents try to force their children to become heterosexual.
So it obviously DOES affect the general population, contrary to all you "Oh let them do what they want, it doesn't affect you!".
Oh no! Job discrimination!
-The average yearly income of a Heterosexual is $55,430.00 (most of which is disposable because no children to take care of!). The average of the general population is $32,144.00. The average of blacks is $12,166.00 .
-Heterosexuals are college graduates. Homosexuals are college graduates . Talk about intellectuals. This is a nation of educated people, yet ethical infants.
-Heterosexuals hold professional/managerial positions. 15.9% of the general population hold such positions . The hell are you talking about for job discrimination?
It gets me so mad...God! I wish I could just shoot anyone in the face who supports this filthy life style!
I guess I'm done. Feel free to flame or whatever, despite the fact that your argument you present already is BULLSHIT. Have a nice day.
~Tastycat
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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-08-13 08:53:43 EDT (#)
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This was genuinely the best post on Ubersite EVER.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-16 13:36:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-03-16 10:53:54 EST (#)
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Arguing about sexuality = Stupid...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-16 10:31:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by alveenie (user info) at 2004-03-16 03:26:09 EST (#)
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hey tastycat, your submission has been pointless.
it belongs to the trash can.
go home.
Submitted by adam96 (user info) at 2004-03-16 01:34:46 EST (#)
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i REALLY have to disagree with Cicciro's comment regarding this posting on one point. The original posting provided references from which the author CLAIMS to have received his evidence. Try checking up on him. As I expected, very few of his assertions can be backed up by his references.
The lesson here? When an author plagues you with statistics, his evidence is most likely suspect.
GET YOUR STATISTICS FROM STUDIES LIKE THE REST OF US, YOU MORON! YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG, BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE CONVENIENT IF IT WERE THE CASE?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-16 01:31:57 EST (#)
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Oh I get it!
Duh.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-03-16 01:08:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-03-16 00:20:13 (#)
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145% of me thinks that there is a 48% chance that this may be the worst post I have ever read.
This is, quite possibly, the funniest reply I've ever read.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-16 01:06:33 EST (#)
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You ruined the pic. This one was a waste of time too.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-03-16 01:05:07 EST (#)
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I read through this whole post waiting for a punch line; -2 for not putting one in at the end.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-16 00:58:37 EST (#)
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Ummmm
It was easier just to ignore both posts.
Shame on me.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-16 00:44:12 EST (#)
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He's just making a joke.
I get it. I think it's funny.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-03-16 00:29:20 EST (#)
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I'm just making fun of him. I'm not trying to prove anything.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2004-03-16 00:27:59 EST (#)
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At least the other poster had SOURCES, from which he got his information.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-03-16 00:22:18 EST (#)
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Its from another post that bashes homosexuality, I juat hate statistics.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-03-16 00:20:13 EST (#)
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145% of me thinks that there is a 48% chance that this may be the worst post I have ever read.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-03-16 00:12:01 EST (#)
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Oh, the pic is from cumfiesta.com.
And I am heterosexual, despite the post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27795