Not sure if you’re an arrogant, opinionated-asshole that is too damn judgmental for his own good. Find out here.... (433 hits)
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Submitted by DyerBm (View user info) at 2004-03-16 13:22:59 EST
Too many people are having debates on this site either defending their cause or denying someone's attempts at being clever by making comments like "dumbass, fucktwat, asshat etc. So let's just solve this on-going debate with a simple quiz that will reveal the true level of your ignorance, therefore enabling anyone lacking the gift of stupidity to void having to remind you of your iditocracy.
Directions: Answer either (A) or (B) on each question as honestly as possible.
1) Honda civic: Is this car (A) a female car? or (B) a fast and furious man ride?
2) Which religion is a more correct way to live by (A) Christianity? or (B) Catholicism?
3) Who is better at everything when compared to the other (A) women? Or (B) Men
4) Racism: (A) justified in some cases? or (B) completely unjust?
5) Gay marriage: (A) erotic and tempting? Or (B) immoral and repulsive?
6) Porno cum shots: (A) a necessity? Or (B) waste of film?
7) Climbing the corporate ladder: (A) the path of anyone's destiny seeking happiness?
or(B)fuck white collar workers!
8) Drugs: (A) good times as long as you don't get caught. Or (B) stupid brain frying
retardation?
If you answered:
0 questions or left the post immediately, then you're probably one of the more intelligent users of this site. Thankyou!
1-8 questions, Surprise!!! Your our winner for the day. Your prize is the glory in knowing that the title was made just for you. Unfortunately you didn't realize this post was a pile of shit before getting to this point, this makes you an asshole with an opinion on something as being right or wrong when in actual fact we'll never know. My complements.
Am I an arrogant, opinionated-asshole without a shred of creativity, that is too damn judgmental for his own good? Most definitely, but the key is my ability to admit that. Bring on the -2s muther fuckers!
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-18 17:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sir. Suck!
Submitted by homeboy (user info) at 2004-03-18 17:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck off bitch
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-18 14:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck off bitch
Submitted by dyerbm (user info) at 2004-03-18 11:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Homeboy, you piss me off, but in an enjoyable way. Does that sound weird????? Arguing with you like I have on other post's has shown me that you have the sense of humor I get along with. I see us becoming friends. Or lovers. Ok, ok, not lovers but I see good times ahead. Are you ever going to post anything?
Submitted by homeboy (user info) at 2004-03-18 09:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hey, at least you can admit all your posts are a pile of shit.i thought you took this sight too seriously but holy shit there are so many other tight asses.i like your humor.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-03-17 09:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That was irony.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-03-17 09:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What the fuck is wrong with you people, this is a good post, You're all wrong, idiots.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-03-16 22:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post would have been fantastic, except it wasn't.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-03-16 20:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey dumbass you are a fuckwit, asshat, etc. why is it wrong to have an opinion?
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-16 19:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes I am an opinionated-asshole that is too damn judgmental for his own good.
So fucking what?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-03-16 15:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2004-03-16 15:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh no! I'm "an arrogant, opinionated-asshole that is too damn judgmental for his own good!!!!!!"
Submitted by lazaruslng9676 (user info) at 2004-03-16 14:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, I answered all of the questions before I got to the bottom and realized I was being called an idiot. Then, I cried.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-03-16 14:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-16 13:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I want to prove that I'm not like QueenAshlee, or potatomanjack.
1 - Well, to be honest, I have to choose A, because (this'll be a long sentence), I own a 1988 Nissan Sentra, and guess what I did to it? Nothing on the outside, but on the inside, I installed a top-of-the-line audio system, and dragon floor mats, and other accessories. My goal is to make it look like a generic economy car on the outside, by LEAVING it, but satisfying myself on the interior. I have to choose A: female car, because it's not supposed to be a "ride", it's just a damn car.
2 - A, Christianity, because Catholicism is way too restrictive, plus guess which religion has the most sexual abuse in it? YOUUU got it! I am personally atheist, but I believe that the religion which has the least restrictions, like Protestantism (which is a branch of Christianity), is more acceptable to me.
3 - Tough question. But I have to pick an answer, right? Men, obviously. In the future, woman will develop the drive and stamina to do all the menial tasks men have to do in life, such as go to war, or heavy lifting. Men possess the strength to perform almost EVERY task. At my work, I'm the guy on my shift. Despite the fact that my co-worker who is female has more strength than the stick insect which is me, I have to do the heavy jobs, like taking out garbage, lifting boxes, etc. Also, at home, my sister was NEVER made to shovel the snow, or cut the grass. I was, because I was the man of the house, despite me taking the orders. Men rule at the moment.
4 - A, justified in some cases, because if you consider ALL implications into your thinking, you can link the black peoples' crime in North America to the wars in Africa. Well that's a bad example, but racism is a necessary factor in decision-making sometimes. If you have to deal with some Chinese woman who can't even speak English properly, it's okay to think "Fucking Chinks coming to Canada, and not bothering to adhere to our customs and culture. Why didn't they just fucking stay in China?"
5 - Uh oh, I don't agree with either, being straight. For the members involved, it is A, erotic and tempting. Plus it's their right to do whatever they want with eachother, just leave me out of it, k?
6 - B, waste of film. This is just my opinion, I prefer seeing the sex, not the blowjobs or cumshots. But I suppose porn needs a perfect balance between pussy and dick.
7 - B, fuck white collar workers. It is a way of life, but it shouldn't be the ONLY way of life. Plus you realize that while pissing time away in your office, making more than most people could DREAM, people are being tortured and starved to death in a Third World nation. Just my thought, anyway. It's like in Xenogears, when those who prosper benefit from other peoples' suffering.
8 - B, stupid brain frying retardation. I smoke weed every now and then, I used to do it a LOT, but I realized that a better high than drugs is being sober and aware of your surroundings. Knowing your personality is great and getting better is more of a rush than anything dope can provide in a few hours. Do it if you want, but maintain control of yourself.
Submitted by rbdweasel (user info) at 2004-03-16 13:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I got a "C", what do I win?
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-03-16 13:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
(C)- Nobody cares.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-03-16 13:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
clever boy...you