Nothing says I love you like driving in a hazardous fashion. (667 hits)
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Submitted by Cicciro <tommyr786.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-17 00:07:50 EST
I don't get drivers in this world anymore. I drive; I like the drive to be short, while obeying the law to the major offenses, but moving a bit faster than the speed limit. I'm not talking twenty over, just a good 5 max mph over. Honestly, there isn't anything worth looking at to drive five miles under, or if your on the freeway, five miles an hour total to look at the guy on the side of the road who got in a minor fender bender because he was looking at another minor fender bender... that's an endless cycle. People are lookey loo's who marvel in the misfortune of others.
These people deserve to look around going fifty mph, but my opinions on why they should die aren't really justified by any reason other than I don't like stupid drivers. The WORST thing I have done as a driver (past the learning stage, and even then I was top quality), was not enter an intersection because it was blocked, but it remained blocked after the light went yellow then red. I realized I was part way into the intersection by two feet, and people had to sort of avoid me to get around. One lady got mad at me and was yelling at me from her car, her window was up, I couldn't hear a word she said, but she had moved into the other lane, traveled base speed in drive for her purple jeep like thing, and left about ten feet between my bumper and her door. Other drivers accelerated by me, and some just smiled and I smile back. Some people are normal human beings.
Today, I was going home from a coffee outing with my girlfriend. We had gone to Seattle's Best Coffee and a friend who used to go to school with me was working there. It was closing time so we just sat and talked for a little over an hour and a half. Good times, bad drive home. I had to stop at a light. Left turn lane, two straight lanes, and no right turn at all. I end up behind a red doge caravan, but I got too close and forgot to leave moving room. That was fine, I wasn't in a huge hurry to get home. That other lane was tempting though, only one car compared to two in front of me. Wait, did I say two? I'm sorry, the van was one car, but came to a stop one-car length behind the line plus maneuverable room. I realized this after he tried to take a left turn from the middle plane and almost blind-sided the car that was in the required turning lane. I wanted to honk at him for being a dumb ass, but I reserved and the car he cut off did too. I'm sure he didn't even notice what he was doing until he was almost assaulted by the driver in the correct lane. People are morons indeed.
At least we all know where people who drive like idiots end up. In jail for killing a family of seventeen while changing lanes in a 25 mph zone because they didn't look before cutting them off as the other driver tried to avoid the moron and ran into a 10,000 "Beware High Voltage" box and caused an electrical fire killing the driver of that car and the family sitting down at Christmas to open presents while the hame started spraying bits of napalm onto their faces. Criminals like that should be thrown behind bars and forced to listen to run on sentences, or end up like this...
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Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-17 10:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Man, I agree about dumb ass drivers.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-03-17 02:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you high?
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-03-17 01:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh i sorta liked it.