Why Ubersite Sucks (618 hits)
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Submitted by Rabid Weasel <rbdweasel.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-19 16:24:16 EST
This is my last day at a job where I had about 4 hours of work per week. A couple weeks ago I discovered that Ubersite was a blessing to fill up the rest of my time. On Monday I start what will hopefully be a real job where my work actually matters so I am not planning on spending time here any longer. Since I won't be missed, I figure it'd fun to leave with a few parting shots.
The Worst Comment: "Is that real?"
It doesn't matter you ape-person. Judge only on whether you enjoyed the post or not. People who make this comment are the same ones that forward you chain letters thinking Bill Gates and Mickey Mouse are going to give them $1,000,000.00. Here is a wake-up call: Everything on the Internet is fiction. Either accept it now or wait until you are tied up in an out-of-state motel with aching orifices because your soul mate ended being a 45-year-old ex-con named Bubba.
The Worst User: "reallybored"*
There are a lot of horrible posts but nobody can make as many mediocre ones and think they are worthy of the Pulitzer Prize. This guy writes one good story about beating up a 4-year-old and now he thinks he is James Joyce. Please people, stop giving him +2s and start giving him constructive criticism or he'll suck forever. I understand why everyone is hesitant. I gave him a -1 once and he is still throwing a tantrum.
*Caveat: To reallybored's credit (and his butt-boy Caulaincourt), he never -2'd any of my posts that were halfway decent. Thanks. And the 4-year-old story was damn funny.
The Worst Topic: "Bart: I am a Crying Bitch"
It amazes me how many suggestions people can have when they do none of the work. I don't know for certain, but it seems that Bart developed the site and pays for the hardware and bandwidth himself. He gets $0 but does it for fun and out of the goodness of his heart. You should thank him by posting good material, giving good reviews and not being a whining little brat. I am a professional Web Developer and in my informed opinion Ubersite is one of the best applications on the Web. It runs fast, has a great interface and takes advantage of the Internet community better than any I have seen. (I complain about some bad posts but the overall quality is a level that I previously thought impossible.) Simply, Bart is a fucking genius. It is the height of conceit that some people think they know how to do Ubersite better than him. If you think you know better, please make your own site and show everyone. I don't want to imply that Bart is not interested in the users' feedback, but I am quite certain then when he wants it, he will ask you first.
Adios Uber-users. Once I get fired from my new job, I'll be back whether anyone wants me or not. And sorry about the title of this post; I just like being an asshole.
User Reviews
Submitted by SPE (user info) at 2004-03-19 19:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-03-19 19:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RB's skiLz suXs 2 tha maX0r! hawr hawr hawr!!
Submitted by kgbpasha <rbarriga2003.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-19 18:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Makes sense to me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-03-19 18:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ragter (user info) at 2004-03-19 17:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're going to give up ubersite for some new job? You'll be back. All jobs, lest ye be self employed, leave you hollow and empty. (-2)
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-19 17:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I clicked this I thought it would be another:
"U83RSITE SUX!!! BART CAN SUX MY PENEES!&"
Good points.
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-03-19 17:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jesus. Reallybored freaks out about my completely un-serious anti-Irish post, and he doesn't even know who James Joyce is.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the James Joyce comment
+1 because reallybored didn't get it
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shay is a girl ? Damn...
Any available picture of her ?
Submitted by rbdweasel (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have to understand the logic that goes into evaluating the worst user. People that post total crap aren't even worth my -2. Reallybored is prolific and puts effort into his posts, is well-known, gets a lot of views and decent ratings. So, out all of the good users he is the worst, which is really not bad. Make sense?
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shays just mad because she will be leaving Ubersite in a few weeks and i still wont give her my phone number.
FACE THE FACTS. I WONT SLEEP WITH YOU. STOP E-MAILING ME!
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Going from Worst User to not really that bad in less than 3 minutes. Wow. Such conviction.
Submitted by rbdweasel (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know who he is either. Some writer I guess. Thanks for the 0 reallybored. And your shit ain't really that bad; I just wanted an archnemisis and picked you.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea who James Joyce is. But the 8 seconds of internet researching did turn up a cool picture of him.
http://newman.baruch.cuny.edu/info_resources/subjects/literature/images/joyce.jpg
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm reallybored butt boy ? Maybe you should take a look at my first comment on this recent post of his: http://www.ubersite.com/m/27428
Just because I gave +2 on his post about getting in shape - that you didn't like 'cause you're a fat pig and a sad old man - doesn't mean we're affiliated.
Maybe you should seek help to eradicate this sourness that is the essence of your personality.
You're rather a medication case than a consulting one.
Now be gone with your drama !
Submitted by rbdweasel (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit, I'm sorry Spooner. Your post is a hell of a lot better than mine too.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:28:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY UBER SUCKS:
Rabid Weasel
User id: 6644
Average rating of all messages: 0.38
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Yawn. How original.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DAmnit! This always fucking happens! I write something and then the very next post is something like "Dude Ubersite suxX0r$." or "My naked Pictures of Bart L@@K" and mine just gets ignored. Sonofabitch.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I was ready but... this is not bad.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY UBER SUCKS:
Rabid Weasel
User id: 6644
Average rating of all messages: 0.38
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck in your new job. Next Friday will be my last day visiting this site as well, as I will be changing jobs and my new one will have me busy all day, unlike now.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i bet james joyce and reallybored would get along pretty well.