Tom is that you? Tom? (513 hits)
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Submitted by <hafguitarist6767.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-21 20:53:19 EST
This isn't nearly as long as it looks sorry
About a month ago a friend of mine had a birthday, like most of us tend to do at one time or another and of course this meant only one thing: a party party party baby. Of course as most of us discover saying lets party isn't nearly as easy as actually doing it. So we ended up at a local hotel with a rented room, 3 sixers of bitch pops and 7 or 8 Heineken 40 ozers. yea soooomeeee party huh? weak. fucking weak. but whatever at least the hotel has party and I've got nothing else to do.
Anyways we get the room and are hanging out my buddy another friend his brother, Mark, this dude Jim and 3 or 4 chicks. Anyways one of this chicks, Melissa is also having a birthday so we figured yea cool. anyways time passes as we debate what Mark should have his brother tattoo on him:
a snail with lipstick
caption Morgan
a pirate boat
a naked man
a chicken with roller-skates
Jesus with a Don King haircut etc.
Anyways eventually we get bored and decide that the best way to pass the time is with everyone's favorite.... Prank Phone calls!! Yeaaa!!
Of course we settle for the classic Arnold I'm-detective-John-Kimball thing. So at roughly 3:45 in the morning the fun begins.
With my friends cell phone on speaker phone we all settle around as he calls
hello?
WHOS THIS?
who's this?
IM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBALL!!!
wha?
IM GOING TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS! I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMEDIATLY!!
click*
it went like this for quite a while I mean yea we did get the occasional: "How can I help you detective Kimball? and such.
Until finally at 4:38 roughly we get this
hello?
HELLO?!
who's this?
IM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBA-LL!
Detective who?
IM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBA-LL!!
tom? Tom is that you??
at this point the guy on the phone looks at all of us, say your tom stupid we all urged him.
uh yea this is tom heehee you caught me
oh tom, man what are you doing? just having teenage fun huh?
uh yea *cough cough* just having fun
man tom your damn lucky we have to get up soon anyways. hey tom you wanna talk to Vicky??
uhhhhhhh yea sure put her on
This nasally decrepit voice comes on
Helllllooo? Tom??
huh yea hey!
Tom what are you doing?! its too early! That's it put Diane on the phone.
uhhh
Tom! PUT DIANE ON THE PHONE NOW!!!
So Melissa takes it
hellloooo?
Diane?
Yes?
THIS ISNT DIANE! who is this?
um...
who is this damn it??
there was only one thing to say....
IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!! click*
User Reviews
Submitted by TiaIsTheBest (user info) at 2004-03-30 12:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, it was funny when you told me this...i guess you can have a + two!
Tia
Submitted by PunkBabe199 (user info) at 2004-03-22 12:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow...are you all 12 year old girls?
bravo Ollie
Tia
:)
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-03-22 00:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!! click*
Chuckled at that. +1
Submitted by daggotht (user info) at 2004-03-21 22:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-21 22:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah there is a whole seires like this on the internet. some guys have recording from kindergarten cop and replay it.... i dont know if its the same guys but yeah..
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-21 21:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you'll be happy to know I don't work very hard. Actually, I'm
bringing the plant down from the inside.
-- Homer Simpson
The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
What more could one say...........Weak.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-03-21 21:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and this is funny and/or clever how?
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-03-21 21:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha.
Submitted by hafguitarist6767 (user info) at 2004-03-21 21:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn i knew tom would say something about this
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-03-21 20:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes?