The Hunter (596 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.5 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Your Supremebeing (View user info) at 2004-03-22 06:07:11 EST
Ok since no one has liked my stories thus far, let's try out a joke that I heard a few years ago.
Now you have to kind of say it with a southern accent to get the full effect.
CAUTION!!!! This is a GRAPHIC NASTY JOKE! So if you get offended easily stop reading here. Thanks!
The Hunter:
One early morning in a shack in some backwards ass state, a hunter gets ready to go out hunting with his wifes dog.
Hunter: Women getcher ass out of that bed and go make me a lunch to take with me today.
Women: Ahhhh Honey it's too early and I'm tired.
Hunter: If you don't get my lunch made by the time I'm ready to go then I'm going to come back up here and butt fuck ya.
(The Hunter goes down stairs to get his gun and dog ready to go then goes into kitchen)
Hunter: Damn that woman she's still not up yet. Guess I'm jus gonna have to go back upstairs and get her up.
(The Hunter goes back upstairs and finds his wife still asleep)
Hunter: Damn you woman! I told you that if you didn't get my lunch ready by the time I was ready to go I was gonna come back here and butt fuck ya!
Women: Oh sweety, I am really tired. How about this. I will give ya a real nice blowjob if you let me sleep and make your own lunch. Whatcha think of that?
(The hunter thinks for a few seconds)
Hunter: Fine woman! I'll letcha get away with that this time.
(The hunter unzips his overalls and the woman goes to work. She goes down on him a couple times then. )
Women: HEY!!! Your Dick tastes like SHIT!
Hunter: (smiling) Yeah that damn Dog of yours wouldn't get up either!
The End!
I apologize now if no one likes it. When I heard it, the guy telling it was great and telling jokes and had a southern accent. hehehehehe
User Reviews
Submitted by Aryan (user info) at 2004-04-14 08:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ur gay
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-03-22 06:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not as good as my Joke of the Day, but better
than nothing...almost.