My Five Pussies (1612 hits)
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Submitted by Krystal <imtheluckystar.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-22 14:41:57 EST
I woke up Saturday morning with a purpose in mind. To get a new kitten. I already have one, a Turkish Angora named Misty. She's a little rambuncious and I thought maybe a little 'friend' would calm her down.
So after convincing Chris, we go first to PetCo, then PetsMart, then even the pound, all with no luck. No kittens, only old people cats that aren't friendly or cute.
Then i have an epiphany. The newspaper, of COURSE. After a few classifieds, I find the article: "Kittens. Black and white, approx 10 weeks old, $5 each" hmm five dollars, can i afford that???
So i have Chris call the number and a crazy old lady answers.
"Hello?"
"Hi i was calling about your kittens.."
"Kittens?"
"the ad in the paper?"
"oooh right. i have kittens"
"ok well would it be possible to come and see them in a few minutes??"
"there's black ones, and black and white ones, and a striped one"
"uh ok how do i get to your house?"
"i have a litter that was born in January and one that's from february"
"so could i come see them?"
"i have people coming from the coast to look at them"
"i could be there in about 5 minutes"
"could you be here before dark?"
(it was 2pm)
"sure we could, we're pretty close"
so she starts giving crazy ass directions, i.e. "....then there's this intersection and gee i don;'t remember the name of it.. (thinking thinking).."
"do we turn at it?"
"no you just go through it"
UUUGHHH
So anyhoo we get there, i feel like i'm in deliverance. Trailers and trailers and shit everywhere. We find the trailer with the specified '66 ford pickup in the 'driveway' and walk to what we hoped was a door...
an ankle biter dog was barking and this crazy old lady in her high school prom dress ( i guessed) walked out barefooted, stooped, and looking like she had caught the disease from 'Cabin Fever'.
"that dogs better than a doorbell"
we smile and nod and become very scared. She seemed to be very deaf and kept staring at me. We walked up to her trailer and all along it were clotheslines, the clothes looked like they had been there a while. The porch was really rickity and there were these weird hookershoes all over it.. we're talking 6" clear stripper porn shoes. Does SHE wear these, i wondered.
As soon as we stepped over the threshold, it hit me like a brick wall. THE SMELL. it was a mixture of filth, dead body, cat food, cat shit, dirty body, cat afterbirth, and the most permeating smell of all was cat spray. It was terrible, my throat closed and i seriously could NOT breathe!! She led us into a room of the trailer, under a curtain which i dodged like the plague. There in the 'kitchen' was more filth and disgustingness than i have ever seen. she was a certifiable cat lady!
There were kittens crawling everywhere, and we tried to catch them, we ended up with the four that she had. No way these cats were born in Jan or early Feb, they were tiny, still nursing... two can fit in my hand. I looked at chris and said quietly "This is so sad!"
The COL said they were $5 each, so Chris handed her a $20 and said "we'll take them all"
three flea baths each and worm tabs later, I have 4 babies and a kitty who is really pissed. Now i need to find someone to take all the babies, they're really cute!
anyone??
Below is a pic of the breed that my other cat is....
User Reviews
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-08 06:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-04-01 13:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG thats TERRIBLE
hairiest pussy I've ever seen
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-03-23 11:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah it's true... I'm in southern CA, Temecula to be exact....
i didn't ask about the shoes, i was in some sort of fight or flight mode!
Submitted by spcrtp (user info) at 2004-03-23 09:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope this is true. I would have done the same thing.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-22 21:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good on you for pussy rescue.
Sorry got one and am a bit geographically challenged as far as taking more.
Bloody trailer trash. So who was the shoes belonging to. Her Hooker daughter?
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-03-22 20:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it in California? Preferably near Modesto
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-03-22 20:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lab??? color preference??
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-03-22 20:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dont like little dogs either. If they had a Rottie or a Dane then I'd be concerned Sorry
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-03-22 19:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
supreme being-
the catlady also had a bunch of mangey sad little dogs..maybe you'd like to better society in a way other than killing yourself and go help them
-krystal
PS don't try to steal my thunder
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-03-22 19:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dogs rule. Cats just cough up hairballs, piss on everything and ignore you when you call them.
Submitted by AnnabelLee (user info) at 2004-03-22 16:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a good deed you did. Ah, kitties are awesome.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-03-22 16:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A good story, nice job.
That is one beautiful pussy,
too bad I don't like cats.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-03-22 16:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Glad you rescued the kittens. Very thoughtful.
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-03-22 16:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice story.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-03-22 14:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would love to have some of your pussy. But my room mate just bought a leather sofa...so thats a no-go.
+2 for rescuing kitty's from such a terrible home.