Dealing with a crush (2078 hits)
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Submitted by corn flaxe <cornflaxe81.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-22 15:33:25 EST
Ok so there's this guy and he has a crush on me. And I work with him. And I'm absolutely 100% not attracted to him at all, so he's never going to get what he wants. The problem is he's a nice guy and he's also a sad little man. I can't start avoiding him, b/c we work together, plus I think he's a nice person.
But I am just not into him 'that way' at all.
I mean I don't think of myself as an incredibley attractive person, I mean I'm no Cameron Diaz so it's not like I'm sitting around waiting for an Ashton Kutcher look a like to sweep me off my feet. But I don't think I look like Roseanne Barr either, and this kid looks a lot like Clay Aikin, or those twins on "I want a Famous Face" who wanted to look like Brad Pitt.
He keeps on trying to give me hugs or put his arm around my shoulder. What can I do to send him the message that I think he's nice but I'm just not interested, at all, not in a million years.
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Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2004-03-23 00:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Why do kids keep coming back to this site?
Here's a way to tell him: when he touches you next time, touch him back, tell him that you're hot for him and you wanna do it that night in your car. So take him out that night, then when he's naked, kick him in the nuts and toss him out of the car.
That would be fun.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-03-22 18:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit, from what you write, it looks like you're just like every other airhead I've met. Stop watching damn MTV and get a hobby, go do something interesting. Because unless you do in fact look like Cameron Diaz, the dumbass schtick won't get you far.
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-03-22 18:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Like OMG I cant believe no one has told you to do this yet?
Top 5 ways to end a crush in the office.
1. Tell him your a dyke lesbo that has an std!
2. Tell him you used to be a guy
3. Take the paper bag off your head
4. Come out from behind the cubical so he can see the rest of you
and Number 5.
Open your legs and tell him to breath REAL deep!
And if none of that works then just fuck him and make his day
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-03-22 18:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so then this guy who looks liek steve buoshemiyi (sp???!??!11fq8213) whose totally just like my friend barbara accept their not the same sex and but then this gril with hair like drew berry more but her face wasd almst like mralon barndos nutsack was leik rabble rabble rabble and i though it was sooooo funny like billy kristal and OMMMG!! so i really nead help[ b/c melgi bson;s ex cuzzin-on-law hits on me at werk!!!@1h89g12uy8y
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-03-22 18:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus. Don't "send him [a] message". Just fucking tell him.
Unless you're afraid of hurting his feelings, or of finding out he doesn't even really like you and you're just a big-headed idiot... In which case, just go ahead and kill yourself.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-03-22 17:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
As a truly honest answer:
"Your expressions of affection are appreciated, but mis-directed. I would prefer to keep work relationships just that: Work relationships. I'd also appreciate a cessation of physical contact. For a work relationship, it's unprofessional. Thanks, though."
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-03-22 16:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Um, are you lost?
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-03-22 16:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No no. Forget what everyone else said. Just let your true personality shine through. He'll run for the door.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-22 16:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:44:08 (#)
Ranking: -1
You could print this out and give it to him. I bet that would work. I just bet it might.
-phoenix
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LOL..........
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-22 16:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe you could introduce him to Ubersite. Then when he posts, -2 all his shit.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-03-22 16:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only answer is to kill yourself.
Submitted by rubixxcube (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if you are looking for ashton kutcher look alike then you have problems, i thinkg that guy is the biggest tool in the world, i may one day be inspired to write an ashton kutcher hate post.
This posts gets a -6, casue it sucks, you get two back because even though it was bad it made me laugh at least.
well that would be -4... well so i added another 2 for phoenix,
i really liked her answer "You could print this out and give it to him. I bet that would work. I just bet it might."
That really made me laugh, thanks phoenix.
Rubixx
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's only sexual harrassment if the guy is ugly. Just fucking tell him.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell him about your STD
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Please.
As adolescent as this sounds to me, I'll still bite:
If he's trying to physically touch you at work, that constitutes as blatant sexual harassment. Take the easy way out if you're too much of a wimp to simply tell him "thanks but no thanks" and report him.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't even worth a comment.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show him your penis.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You could print this out and give it to him. I bet that would work. I just bet it might.
-phoenix
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was awe inspiring.
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just not interested, at all, not in a million years.
Submitted by fontana (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pepper spray? fuck you and everyone that looks like you.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cameron Diaz looks like a heroin junkie. Are you a heroin junkie?
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh*
Why are you talking?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You could...um...tell him. God forbid a woman actually doesn't play games for once in her life.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-03-22 15:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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