Quick Joke (753 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.9 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Curtis <Ehrraide.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-22 23:39:19 EST
two brothers who just get into a new high school come home cussing, and of course their mother quickly tires of it. She says to herself "the next time one of them cusses...i'll just lose it!
The next morning the mom is cooking breakfast, already in a bad mood, when the borthers come down, she looks at the first one, and says...
"what do you want for breakfast?!"
"i want some fucking pancakes" says the brother
*crack*
the mom lays him out cold, then looks to the second...
"you, what do you want for breakfast she says...
He looks down to his brother, then back to his mom, and back and forth a few times...
then replies..."Well i sure as hell dont want any fucking pancakes!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-23 08:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-03-23 05:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this joke is almost as quick as your mom in bed
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-23 00:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Very old.
Submitted by Samer (user info) at 2004-03-23 00:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny joke. It's one of those jokes that makes you laugh in your mind, but not out loud. Regardless, great joke :)
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-03-23 00:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
funny
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-03-23 00:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Seen it before but its a cute joke.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-22 23:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I got a better one.
The Jews, the Jews, the Jews are on fire! Burn, burn fuckers, burn!
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-22 23:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-03-22 23:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I know it's only a joke so I'm not gonna jump your shit for the fact that
it's an old somewhat lame one.
My joke of the day is still better.
Don't quit your dayjob.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-03-22 23:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read it.
Dont care.