Tattoos: Fun For Kids Of All Ages! (3113 hits)
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Submitted by quack (View user info) at 2004-03-24 19:22:04 EST
For some reason or another, tattoos have a strange stigma attached to them. They are commonly viewed by a large part of society as rebellious and associated with the likes of bikers, gang members, and vagabonds. I like mine though. Just got it yesterday and wanted to play show and tell. In getting one, I've encountered all sorts of reactions from my friends and acquaintances. They range from funny to condescending to weird:
"OH MY GOD!" (...yeah)
"If I was a girl, I'd lick it. That's so hot." (and you're not, so don't.)
"Now you're all rebellious and cool!" (no.)
"Now you'll never be able to get buried in a Jewish cemetery, haha" (i'm not Jewish anyways, haha.)
"What the hell is that?" (a dragon)
"It looks like a unicorn!" (that's a wing, not a horn)
"You're crazy" (not really)
"I still think it looks like a unicorn!" (i hate you.)
"Why did you get THAT?" ((long-winded explanation))
"Did you just wake up and decide to get one?" (I thought about it for about a year, actually.)
"Did it hurt?" (not unbearably. but yeah.)
"Shut the fuck up, that's not real." (shut the fuck up, yes it is.)
"Aren't tattoos expensive?" (yes.)
and my favorite...
"Do your parents know?" (not yet, haha.)
We'll see how that goes... Maybe another story is in order this summer. Worst case scenario, I'll be funding my own education next year.
quack quack
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Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:44:47 EST (#)
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i don't think i conformed.
i am pretty much the only person i know with a tattoo.
i don't bite bait.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:03:06 EST (#)
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oh, fuck off, ILL34GL3. You don't have to like tattoos, but you don't have to go hate-posting everyone else's.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:47:29 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/57731
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:43:14 EST (#)
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Ha ha! What a tool. You conformed and ended up with some indiscernable tribal scriblings on your back forever. Way to go.
Submitted by Cheeba_puff (user info) at 2004-04-08 21:17:02 EDT (#)
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i hope to god you didn't draw this unicorn yourself. But who am i to argue, i'm getting a corn dog with wings on my right arm.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-29 08:42:01 EST (#)
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You assholes better beat UCONN or the entire league will look like chumps. You have no idea the crap that we put up with around here from Big East people who like to pretend that the Big East is better than the ACC.
Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2004-03-26 12:48:12 EST (#)
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quack is still my favorite.
-Hadley
c'est l'argent. (that's money.)
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:20:44 EST (#)
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hahaha, you like negative twos and calling people fags because it sets their expectations low? thats the strangest concept ive heard. i guess it's just setting other peoples' expectations low only to suprise them. weird, haha.
maybe thats what squattail was going for? he failed.
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-03-25 21:22:49 EST (#)
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Right on Quack, Since this was your cherry breaking tattoo I shouldn't be such a bitch about it. Tattooing is very important to me though, and like I said in my post, there are way to many people out there who are just posers who want to get ink just to be cool. I retract all my ass-hole comments. I do like posting like that though. It keeps people on their toes, and then they get a shock when they read my posts and see I have some good stuff to say
Make sure you post your next tat, you're on stage two now!
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-03-25 18:05:39 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/28523
There you go chief hot off the presses.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-25 17:42:58 EST (#)
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yep. the big white one. "go to hell carolina"
and i already have to watch out for flying water baloons as is. the guys in the dorm across from mine target people on a regular basis. you have to be well trained in commando/ninja arts to avoid walking around wet. wax on, wax off.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-25 17:31:29 EST (#)
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I saw your little tent village too. Don't think I don't know where that is and now I know which tent is yours. If I were you, I'd watch for flying water balloons next year.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-25 17:27:13 EST (#)
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hahaha, loki. oh shit, you must be a huge haxor! finding out such intimate details! did you like my bs presentation i did from midnight to 4 in the morning the night before it was due? aren't lasers super awesome?!
and yes, sadly, he does go to princeton. i really don't know how he got in, though.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-03-25 16:37:22 EST (#)
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I thought Dragons had small forearms. ? Eh...
So "Puff the magic dragon" has survived yet another generation? Good to know.
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn mist in a land called Honolly...
I'm going to take a giant bong hit when I get home.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-25 16:13:32 EST (#)
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Is your brother really at Princeton?
Go on, ask me how I know laser boy.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-25 15:53:09 EST (#)
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haha, ok ok. i've shared this with friends i've shown pictures to that still didn't see it.
http://www.duke.edu/~gcs4/dragonswirlX.JPG
i still like it better than a big green obvious dragon. it's kinda complicated why, but it just seems a little deeper to me, and a little less "puff the magic dragon-ish"
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-03-25 15:22:40 EST (#)
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Nice back, quack, but it does look like a rather rotund unicorn. I'm sorry. Maybe a clearer shot would help? Don't hate me *winces*
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-25 15:15:16 EST (#)
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that'd bee cool to see yours. but i'm not trying to compete here, as in "look mine are so badass / i have so many." i just liked mine and thought i'd share it. not sure what you're talking about with metal superiority, but i'll look for your post.
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-03-25 14:59:37 EST (#)
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When I get home tonight I'll drop you a post and show you what a real tattoo looks like.
Then we'll talk about metal superiority, tribal tatu's, and why you only really know yourself when you get in a fight.
Party on Wayne!
Party on Garth!
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-25 14:21:05 EST (#)
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seriously, lawryde. i honestly don't care at all about what you have to say. my little sister in grade school could come up with better, more stinging insults.
i COULD argue with you about whatever stupid shit you have to say, especially concerning tribals, but i dont think it will matter. you're most likely just one of those dull-witted internet morons that tries to pick fights and feel superior, so nothing i have to say would change your narrow-minded neanderthal thoughts. please prove me wrong. i dare you.
and to sum it up, i will just refer you to manfre. http://www.ubersite.com/m/28390 i'll discuss/debate shit with you, but i'm not going to stoop to the level of "you're a big fat cunt, etc."
have a nice day.
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-03-25 12:51:49 EST (#)
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Dude, it looks like it has a large cock that's hitting it's chest, very homo-erotic
"Tattoos aren't for everyone, and there're too God-damn good for some people"
You should have taken that advice, and if you don't know who said that you shouldn't have a fucking tattoo in the first place
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-03-25 12:47:26 EST (#)
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I have no idea what that's supposed to be?
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-25 12:32:15 EST (#)
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hahaha, i'm not biting any of the other bait here. i don't wanna make people like lawryde cry from my verbal thrashings.
but, loki's was the funniest/most original. maybe it means "duke winnenth the ncaa?" or it could easily mean "carolina loseth," seeing as how their season's over.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-03-25 12:15:05 EST (#)
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it does look like a unicorn though
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-03-25 11:44:00 EST (#)
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Abe Lincoln tattoos are where it's at man.
http://www.msnusers.com/HerdofWookies/shoebox.msnw
Yeah, that does look like a unicorn.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-03-25 09:43:22 EST (#)
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unicorn.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-03-25 09:37:32 EST (#)
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I think this is some sort of ancient Druid symbol for "Duke Sucketh", but I could be wrong about that.
You can hide that from your parents pretty easily. Mine is on my ankle. I had to wear socks around my parents for two years. One of my nephews busted me. I don't remember now how it came up, but he announced that "aunt Kathryn has a tattoo and it's bad ass". oops - You could say that he let the cat out of the bag - get it, cause it's a shotokan tiger (sorry)
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-25 09:18:37 EST (#)
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my mom won't sign off for suchness.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-03-25 09:08:19 EST (#)
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Yeah, it looks like a unicorn. Go kick the tattoo guy's ass.
Lyric, I looked at the pic before reading the post, and I thought it was a unicorn at first too.
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-03-25 08:59:01 EST (#)
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Wow, a tribal tattoo... how original. Did you stay up nights thinking about how badass and cool that would look on you. Did that take a whole hour to have done? MMMMM, I bet you cryed like a little bitch while the needles hit your skin.
Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2004-03-25 01:51:31 EST (#)
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its ok, unicorns arent that ghey.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-03-25 01:38:44 EST (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ! that tattoo is gay!!
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-03-24 23:56:41 EST (#)
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Ooops I forgot to check that before I hit Rank. Wasn't finshed either (There should be their. hehe)
Also I was going to say if you decided to get another one, pick up some of the tat magazines. They usually have tons of original art tatoos. Im getting ready to get my 4th Tat soon and have gotten a few ideas from them.
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-03-24 23:51:01 EST (#)
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WOW Congrats on your first Tat! I have three myself. Did you draw that or pick it from one of there books.
I had mine drawn by a friend and kept the drawing so I know that it will always be one of a kind.
In any case yours Rocks!
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-03-24 23:48:32 EST (#)
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The only bad thing about tattoos is that they're somewhat addictive...I got mine two years ago, and I wanted another one almost immediately. I would have had it done long ago, too, if it wasn't going to be so freaking expensive...which is, I guess, the only other bad thing about tattoos.
Everone else is right...it's clearly a unicorn. You might as well just get used to it.
Submitted by InSaNe^Sna1L <d_c_sheppard.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-24 23:36:42 EST (#)
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do you have to cover it after getting it done....i was thinking of getting one, for about the same amount of time actually....more so after getting my eyebrow pierced....but wanted to know if you have to keep it covered after you get it...to protect from infection and the such
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-24 22:02:35 EST (#)
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Nice tattoo!!
I bet you no one would have called it a unicorn had you not pointed it out ;)
I'll post some pictures of all of mine soon. I love tattoos.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-03-24 21:55:56 EST (#)
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I see a unicorn too, fag! +2 for your manliness.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-03-24 21:43:22 EST (#)
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it took me like 10 minutes, but i finally see the dragon. up until then, it looked like a unicorn. oh well, even if it looks like a unicorn, it just makes you look badass. No man who would want a unicorn tatoo would have the balls to get one so if you have one that must mean you are one helluva baddass.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-24 21:12:56 EST (#)
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+2 from user 7000, my day is made.
nice little random joe invasion we have going here.
the actual tattoo is reversed, since the picture was taken into a mirror. it requires a bit of twisting your mind's eye to see it completely. the original is located here, correctly situated. http://www.mk.net/~ruetschi/drag/tattoo.gif
Submitted by OutLaw (user info) at 2004-03-24 20:57:28 EST (#)
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It's a unicorn. But +2 for having the balls to get a tattoo.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-24 20:54:02 EST (#)
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Nice Unicorn!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-24 20:52:12 EST (#)
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thats a unicorn douche
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-24 20:35:10 EST (#)
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Hey SammySam, can you get a pic of the "tribal FAG"?
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-24 20:18:32 EST (#)
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yeah. i pretty much wasn't going to put the unicorn comments in there unless i could take the verbal abuse, so haha, lol, etc.
sammysam, it sounds to me like you have a lot of pent up hostility. did mommy ground you this week? don't worry. one day your acne will clear up and children will stop throwing rocks at you.
yours is pretty sweet, esso_merda. i would never get something that big as my first one. and i would probably think about it for a even longer time beforehand, too.
"I AM THE LAST OF THE UNICORN WARRIORRRRRRSSS!!! RAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!"
Submitted by hendrixjrr...again at 2004-03-24 20:17:30 EST (#)
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Oh yeah, have fun defending its non-unicorn status FOREVER
Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2004-03-24 20:16:51 EST (#)
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I saw the picture and asked why a guy would get a unicorn, then I read the post and asked why anyone would get a tattoo without making sure it doesn't look like a unicorn.
HAHAHA!!!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-03-24 20:07:29 EST (#)
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wow, nice unicorn. its... cute.
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-03-24 20:04:47 EST (#)
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I dunno I don't see a dragon at all. I do however see that unicorn you were talking about. what a pretty unicorn, you should get some stars tatted around her.
Don't feel too bad though my buddy drew his own tattoo. It was one of those tribal bands and it looked pretty sweet, but once he put it on his body it was pointed out that it spells FAG if you look at it right. Well now whenever I see it I can clearly see the "FAG" writtin in the tribal design, and I'm pretty sure anyone with half an imagination can see it too. It's pretty butt fuckin funny.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-24 20:01:43 EST (#)
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That's a mighty fine looking unicorn.
If I were you, I would rip off your shirt and proudly proclaim yourself to be the last of the unicorn warriors.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-03-24 19:58:33 EST (#)
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I need to show my most recent tattoo. It's huge now.
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-03-24 19:56:56 EST (#)
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Yeah, it does kind of have that unicorn look.
This is my tatoo: http://www.ubersite.com/m/9349
(I used to post under ctrl_alt_del)
My uncle told me he didn't like my tats because he felt "making a spur of the moment decision like that can mean only regret later in life." For all my tats I've drawn them out and then held onto them for two years, just to be sure I really want them. Some I've tossed, a few I've had put onto my skin. They hurt but they're fun.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-03-24 19:53:26 EST (#)
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I like your tattoo. I didn't tell my parent's about my first one, they just happened to "discover" it one day (it's on the small of my back) and I was surprised to find that my mom's reaction was to say that it was "cute." Good luck with that.
:-)
phoenix
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-24 19:47:38 EST (#)
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Funniest looking fucking dragon I ever saw.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-24 19:43:45 EST (#)
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"If I was a girl, I'd lick it. That's so hot."
They're right... Can I lick it?
My sister has had a tattoo (well, it's wings, so more correctly, two tattoos) since she was 17 or 18 (she's 22 or 23 now) that my parents still don't know about.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-03-24 19:36:47 EST (#)
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Well it does kinda look like a unicorn....
I am pondering over a few new inks...
A bite mark tattoo to overlay the bite mark scar I have from Queen Bee on my shoulder.
A set of bio-mechanical or tribal wings across my shoulders down my back
Anime-style school girl with an innocent smile but wicked eyes holding a knife dripping blood on my calf.
Tiger stripes up my ribs.
-Turtle (with racing stripes)
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-03-24 19:30:49 EST (#)
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Jimi!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-24 19:26:00 EST (#)
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looks more like a duck than a dragon to me...
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-24 19:25:08 EST (#)
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if you wanna play I Spy in my room, have fun looking for hendrix, srv, bouncy jesus, hard hat area, and my roommate's writing all over the walls/ceiling.