The J-date Tribute (1323 hits)
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Submitted by Staci Nicole <cmpkllurslf.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-24 20:01:28 EST
Ahhem.. Call it a needle in a haystack. The cream in my coffee.. ? That twinkling fate twister high above, just out of arms length. A tribute to the surrealism of J-dating, as well as my confession of a secret infatuation, (drum roll, please?) I salute you, Jared.
7- "As we leave the cafe, I realize that I'd rather watch a donkey give birth than continue on the date." http://www.ubersite.com/m/28393
6- "It's too early for anything this affectionate, but never too early to bring her back to my place and tap it." http://www.ubersite.com/m/27916
5- "I spend the next several minutes collecting my possessions back into the wallet, and head home, happy that I at least had her skirt off on a first date." http://www.ubersite.com/m/27832
4- "Ever wonder what elderly spinster sisters who own three-hundred cats look like when they're young? Now I know. " http://www.ubersite.com/m/27463
3- "Monica has painstakingly removed each item from her BLT, and is currently arranging the ingredients in alphabetical order on her plate. My turkey sandwich, still all in one piece, tastes all the better, for some reason. " http://www.ubersite.com/m/27358
2- JMG114: Strawberry Shortcake, Huckleberry Pie, and Blueberry Muffin all did terrible things to me when I was a child. You see, we all went to nursery school together.
JMG114: One day, Huckleberry found an old broomstick in a closet.
///JennyFlirt88 has signed off>>> http://www.ubersite.com/m/27271
1- "Twigs don't have lips like that." http://www.ubersite.com/m/27183
And now, the reason for such praise and tribute: (Down on bended knee..) Will you marry me Jared?
I'm not a jew or anything, but I love Indian food and I'll promise I'll take the ring out before hand. -wink, wink-
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-03 09:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29299 BEST J-DATE PROFILE
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-24 20:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The original JMG posts were better...
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-03-24 20:39:38 EST (#)
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Relax, Luvdog. I wouldn't dare rob the world of such a clever and whitty comedian. My proposal was just in fun, or wishful thinking if you will. I'm sure Jared will remain boxed and wrapped in corner of my mind and on the top of my wish list.
finger's crossed, oh please Santa. I'll be a good girl...
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-03-24 20:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JMG - STAY SINGLE!!!!!
You are a lot funnier when you're single. Remember, Tiger Woods' golf game went to shit when he got hitched to that Swedish nanny.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-03-24 20:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, if/when you're in the NY area again, let me know. We can meet up and I'll even take you to that snazzy Indian place. Better be nice to me, though, or you might end up as a story on Uber. Not really.
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-03-24 20:15:58 EST (#)
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Sadly, no. But I frequent the city between semesters when possible. I've never been to a more fascinating place, if only I could afford to live in nyc. -poutylip-
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-03-24 20:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you so much!
I'm game. Are you in the NY area?