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Bang your head on a wall (540 hits)

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Rating: 1.28 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by User 7000 <heinrichs.10.at.osu.edu> (View user info) at 2004-03-25 02:35:49 EST


Bang your head on a wall. Do this a couple times. Stop right when it really starts to hurt. Now, don't you feel better now that you've stopped? It feels good!

The above is a good analogy to my every experience with women.

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Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2004-03-25 15:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That picture is so old.
And I HAVE done that...and it DOESN'T feel better, 'cause your head is still pounding after you stop.

Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-25 11:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

my roomate is also from dublin ohio

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-25 10:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My roommate would even like you. He's from Dublin, Ohio.

Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-03-25 09:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The wall may be a bad analogy, since women will bang you right back. And I'm not talking about the good banging, I'm talking about the banging that makes you want to give up on women forever. Or at least until you see that next perfect pair of titties.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-03-25 09:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Same here man. But when I stop banging my head against the proverbial wall, the wall falls on me.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-25 05:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

On the right track!

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-25 04:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

What can I say.


Made me smile (+1)

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-03-25 04:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ummm the red cat jumped over the lazy arboreal toad


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