I stole my roomates cookies! (640 hits)
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Submitted by User 7000 <heinrichs.10.at.osu.edu> (View user info) at 2004-03-25 22:29:54 EST
Many, if not all, people masturbate. But that's not what this is about.
This is about stealing. Much like masturbation, we've all had our experiences with theft. It is the rather simple problem of something within your reach that you can't have. Our primitive brain says, take it, you need it- our logical brain tells us it is wrong to steal. So when is it actually wrong to steal and when is it actually justified? The above is something i've been struggling with for quite a few days. Here's why:
I was supposed to go to put-in bay this week, but it turned out I can't listen, and we are going in April? I'm still not sure. Well, anyway, this means I am stuck at the dorms listlessly staring at my monitor for a couple hours on end. Well, I have this problem... I'm poor. College-student poor. So basically I survive, but I spend it as fast as I get it. Put-in bay was to be financed from my savings account. Now I have to plan for it later, so I can't withdraw from my savings account. Thus I must live till monday on my checking account ($1.26), my wallet, ($4), and my Buck ID, which is like a campus credit card, ($12.00). I figure over the weekend I will spend all of that on poker and pizza, so I can't spend any of it till Saturday or so. Additionally I need to do some wash, so loose change is a no. So I have 3 more days to survive on 2 barbecue hot pockets. I could, heck I could last at least a month without food, some people have done it for three! But... I don't want to be hungry.
Which brings me to my moral quandry. My roomate has hoarded these Chips Ahoy! cookies for a solid month now. I want to eat them. But that would be stealing. But what the heck?! I already ate a few, I figure i'll replace them next week when I cash my check from work. But did I do something morally wrong?
User Reviews
Submitted by OutLaw (user info) at 2004-03-28 11:31:32 EST (#)
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Look, Sychly or whatever your name is. It's very impolite to critisize MY post based on my critique of YOUR post. Especially when I used correct grammar in my post, and made an attempt to amuse someone outside of myself.
Submitted by Sychly (user info) at 2004-03-28 04:45:57 EST (#)
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uh
no
-nny
Submitted by massamune777 (user info) at 2004-03-27 21:40:10 EST (#)
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Don't be a puss. Fuckin' eat the cookies then tell him that he can go fuck himself. Waste of time bitch-boy.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-03-26 10:50:27 EST (#)
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Tell him you were stoned and got the munchies. Then its ok. Really.
Ciaran
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-26 02:09:36 EST (#)
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eat his cookies and then replace them soem time. Hell they are going stale in their wrapping just sitting there.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-26 01:39:28 EST (#)
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Haha. Random but I'd say steal the cookies! Fuck, my roommate's from Dublin, Ohio and I steal his cookies all the time. He steals my mom's innocence and my sister's virginity, so I think I deserve it!
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-26 00:49:42 EST (#)
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yeah, funny lil opening about masturbation.
i thought you were gonna jerk it onto the cookies or something.
Submitted by OutLaw (user info) at 2004-03-26 00:44:16 EST (#)
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Ok... now the replies are more amusing than my post! Cool!
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2004-03-26 00:34:52 EST (#)
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I like your idea, arcane!
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-03-26 00:10:34 EST (#)
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Smash his cookies. When he comes back say you accidently dropped something on them. While he looks at the damage say something along the lines of, "hey man there broken any way, mind if i take those off your hands?"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:57:05 EST (#)
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I like it when you talk dirty, KM
My balloon knot is quivering just thinking about you.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:49:26 EST (#)
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Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise we'd get along. ~ Aladdin
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:48:36 EST (#)
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Dear Method,
Blow Me.
Your Friend,
-K.M
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:40:24 EST (#)
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I say eat away!
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:30:00 EST (#)
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Use a few quarters and get your roommate one of those little lunch size milks. Tell him it's to dip his cookies in. The pleasure he'll get from milk and cookies will make up for the fact that he's missing a few.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:28:42 EST (#)
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AJ and KM need to stop this constant bickering. 10 minutes in a steel cage match. I hope you both asphyxiate on your own vomit. Or each others. Either way, shut the fuck up.
Oh yeah, and steal that fuckers cookies. He shoulda stayed at home and lived with mommy if he didn't want his shit stolen. That greedy fuck.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:26:05 EST (#)
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Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks
and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes to College
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:25:53 EST (#)
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And i think it was "Where is your fucking ambition?"
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:24:05 EST (#)
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Quote from one of your posts. Sorry if it went over your head... maybe I am in a bad mood.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:23:26 EST (#)
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Oh, thats right. My ambition. Shit. Um... I better look busy, boss AJ is around and if he doesn't see me doing work, I am going to get fired.
It's an online forum.
Douchebag.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:18:48 EST (#)
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I just didn't like it much, and KM, you're not going to goad me into anything. I think you waste your intelligence trying to argue with people. What's your ambition?
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:11:49 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:03:15 (#)
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The way I see it, your roommate led you into temptation. I'd beat him up and eat the rest of the Chips A Hoy.
I think AJ has something stuck up his butt. "
---To elaborate---
I think AJ has a <big, fat fucking dildo> stuck up his butt.
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:11:25 EST (#)
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What Razor said.
In his second reply.
And the first part of his first reply.
Ah, fuck it. I laughed and I've been there before. Now I don't eat well because I'm just too lazy.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:10:01 EST (#)
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What Razor said.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:03:49 EST (#)
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Forgot to mention, this made me laugh out loud "Many, if not all, people masturbate. But that's not what this is about."
When you make someone laugh with the first line of a post, you're doing good.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-25 23:03:15 EST (#)
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The way I see it, your roommate led you into temptation. I'd beat him up and eat the rest of the Chips A Hoy.
I think AJ has something stuck up his butt.
Submitted by OutLaw (user info) at 2004-03-25 22:37:52 EST (#)
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Ow... I saw that coming I'll admit it. Won't post unless I got something to say. Apoligies. Having trouble seeing it through a viewers eyes.
Submitted by The Lurker at 2004-03-25 22:37:15 EST (#)
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simple survival of the fittest my friend...you will survive and he will die.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-25 22:35:51 EST (#)
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You did do something morally wrong. You posted this shit.