Martha Stewart's milkshake brings all the boys to the prison yard (1004 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.91 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by buzz archer <virgil.archer.at.colorado.edu> (View user info) at 2004-03-26 18:01:23 EST
Completely...utterly...hilarious and disgusting (NSFW)
http://www.heavy.com/martha/
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Submitted by duffbeer (user info) at 2004-03-29 11:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why did that original video ever come out... ??
Funny shit.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-03-27 21:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bloody hell.
Submitted by SumYumGuy (user info) at 2004-03-27 21:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do her... you know the rest
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-03-27 21:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ew.
Submitted by Original_SK (user info) at 2004-03-27 21:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MY EYES!!!!!
-SK
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-27 20:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit I'm still shuddering. That was fucking hypnotically disgusting.
FUCK.
Submitted by MadScientist (user info) at 2004-03-26 19:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know how Martha Stewart has the "Everday Living" collection?
I wonder if she'll have the Martha Stewart "3-5 for Securities Fraud" collection.
I can see it now- Little tops, and skorts and shit with her Prison ID# on them.
Matching toilet seat covers. Bed sheets that fit bunk beds. Lithographs designed to hang on cell bars.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-26 18:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The end bit was artistic.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-26 18:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great title.
Submitted by Mcmuffin <abcicantspell.at.something.com> at 2004-03-26 18:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
One thing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. to be blunt.
Submitted by OutLaw (user info) at 2004-03-26 18:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YEECH!
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-26 18:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to give you a plus 2 for the title cause i'm at work and am not goin to look at that
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-03-26 18:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, Lord. Please erase that image from my head! PLEASE!!!!!!! I swear I will be good!!!