Olsen Twins: Why I can safely say they are hot (1721 hits)
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Submitted by buzz archer <virgil.archer.at.colorado.edu> (View user info) at 2004-03-26 19:20:22 EST
-I just realized that anyone who is in my Freshman class is in a rarefied position that no one else can brag about. I am within the first set of college students who can say that the Olsen twins are hot without being called sick perverts. Statistics show that the number of Olsen twins' posters in freshman dorm rooms have increased exponentially since last year. I remember senior year calling the Olsen twins 'boneable' and saying how I would 'pop a chub'if I ever saw them. All of the girls would say that was gross, while the guys would chuckle and give me a high five...comfortable in the knowledge that we were the first guys who could safely comment on the teenager's 'hotness'. I admit...I have a Rolling Stone cover of the Olsen Twins in my room. One of my older fraternity brothers was playing Madden 2004 in my room when he noticed the cover hanging up on my wall. He immediately stopped playing and called me a 'pedophile'. I retorted by explaining that they were only a year younger than me...thus it was not that bad. However, I told my friend (two years older) that he was immediately a sex offender for staring at it. BOOOYEAHHH
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Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-04-23 22:53:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hauptmann (user info) at 2004-03-26 23:04:00 EST (#)
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Darth Faded-
It looks like someone translated it into AOLer or L33t Speak. Why they bothered... who knows?
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-03-26 20:46:28 EST (#)
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Decent post, But what the hell was this???
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-26 20:10:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
-I JUST R3ALIEZD TAHT ANYONE WHO IS IN MAH FR3SHMAN CLAS IS IN A RAERFEID POSITION TAHT NO ON3 ELS3 CAN BRAG ABOUT!!!1 IM WITHIN TEH FIRST SAT OF COLEGE STUDANTS WHO CAN SAY TAHT DA OLS3N TWINS R HOT WITHOUT BNG CALAD SIK PERVERTS1!11!!!! WTF STATISTICS SHOW TAHT TEH NUMBR OF OLSAN TWINS POSTERS IN FRESHMAN DORM ROMS HAEV INCR3AESD EXPONENTIALY SINCA LAST YEAR111111! OMG WTF I R3MAMBR S3NIOR Y3AR CALNG DA OLSEN TWINS BON3ABL3 AND SAYNG HOW I WUD POP A CHUBIF I 3VER SAW TH3M!111111! LOL AL OF DA GIRLS WUD SAY TAHT WAS GROS WHIEL TEH GUYS WUD CHUKLE AND GIEV ME A HIGH FIEV.COMFORTABL31!!11!!1!1111!! WTF IN DA KNOWL3DGA TAHT WE W3R3 TEH FIRST GUYS WHO CUD SAEFLY COM3NT ON DA TENAEGRS HOTNAS!!1!111! WTF LOL I ADMIT.I11!1!!1111!!!1!11!1 OMG WTF HAEV A ROLNG S2N3 COV3R OF TEH OLS3N TWINS IN MAH ROM!11! WTF LOL ONE OF MAH OLD3R FR8RNITY BROTH3RS WAS PLAYNG MAD3N 204 IN MAH ROM WHAN HA NOTIECD TEH COVER HANGNG UP ON MAH WAL1!1111!! H3 IMEDIAETLY S2P3D PLAYNG AND CALAD ME A PADOPHIEL11!!!!1 WTF I R32RT3D BY AXPLANENG TAHT THEY WERA ONLY A YEAR U THAN M3.THUS11!1!!1!!111!! OMG WTF IT WAS NOT TAHT BAD!1!!11 OMG WTF HOWEVER I 2LD MAH FREIND (TWO YEARS OLD3R) TAHT HE WAS IM3DIAETLY A SAX OFAND3R FOR STARNG AT IT1!!111! WTF LOL BOOYEAHH
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-26 20:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm 22 and i'd do them
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-03-26 20:28:12 EST (#)
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I fucking hate you.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-03-26 20:14:43 EST (#)
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the olsen twins look like troll dolls with plastic surgery...
lots and lots of plastic surgery
-Turtle
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-03-26 20:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-I JUST R3ALIEZD TAHT ANYONE WHO IS IN MAH FR3SHMAN CLAS IS IN A RAERFEID POSITION TAHT NO ON3 ELS3 CAN BRAG ABOUT!!!1 IM WITHIN TEH FIRST SAT OF COLEGE STUDANTS WHO CAN SAY TAHT DA OLS3N TWINS R HOT WITHOUT BNG CALAD SIK PERVERTS1!11!!!! WTF STATISTICS SHOW TAHT TEH NUMBR OF OLSAN TWINS POSTERS IN FRESHMAN DORM ROMS HAEV INCR3AESD EXPONENTIALY SINCA LAST YEAR111111! OMG WTF I R3MAMBR S3NIOR Y3AR CALNG DA OLSEN TWINS BON3ABL3 AND SAYNG HOW I WUD POP A CHUBIF I 3VER SAW TH3M!111111! LOL AL OF DA GIRLS WUD SAY TAHT WAS GROS WHIEL TEH GUYS WUD CHUKLE AND GIEV ME A HIGH FIEV.COMFORTABL31!!11!!1!1111!! WTF IN DA KNOWL3DGA TAHT WE W3R3 TEH FIRST GUYS WHO CUD SAEFLY COM3NT ON DA TENAEGRS HOTNAS!!1!111! WTF LOL I ADMIT.I11!1!!1111!!!1!11!1 OMG WTF HAEV A ROLNG S2N3 COV3R OF TEH OLS3N TWINS IN MAH ROM!11! WTF LOL ONE OF MAH OLD3R FR8RNITY BROTH3RS WAS PLAYNG MAD3N 204 IN MAH ROM WHAN HA NOTIECD TEH COVER HANGNG UP ON MAH WAL1!1111!! H3 IMEDIAETLY S2P3D PLAYNG AND CALAD ME A PADOPHIEL11!!!!1 WTF I R32RT3D BY AXPLANENG TAHT THEY WERA ONLY A YEAR U THAN M3.THUS11!1!!1!!111!! OMG WTF IT WAS NOT TAHT BAD!1!!11 OMG WTF HOWEVER I 2LD MAH FREIND (TWO YEARS OLD3R) TAHT HE WAS IM3DIAETLY A SAX OFAND3R FOR STARNG AT IT1!!111! WTF LOL BOOYEAHH
Submitted by hinkle (user info) at 2004-03-26 20:04:55 EST (#)
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Like all women who think they're hot, they're fucking ugly.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-26 19:50:43 EST (#)
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I think from now on... Anything with the words: "Olsen Twins" should get an automatic -2.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-26 19:27:23 EST (#)
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Nobody has ever thought of this. Thanks.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-03-26 19:24:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-03-26 19:23:22 EST (#)
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You're in college?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-03-26 19:23:02 EST (#)
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BOOOYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-03-26 19:21:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-26 19:21:37 EST (#)
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