Sideburns eat your heart out (1121 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.26 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by danifest mestiny (View user info) at 2004-03-29 15:18:16 EST
I love my hair and I love my sideburns. I usually keep them shorter and cleaner, ending just below my ear, but since I haven't cut my hair in 4 months I let the chops grow out too. I might look like one ugly mother, but I love looking like a bum for some reason, it just defines my personality: indifferent, but not apathetic; passionate, but not libidinous. I am a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in facial hair. Alas, spring is upon us and summer is on its way and it is a bitch having all that hair on my face when it gets warm (I tried last year and lasted until mid-May) so I am off to the barber's to get a cut and then coming home to shave. If it is late at night and you here a faint sobbing, don't worry it will only be me mourning the loss of the majesty that is (was) my sideburns.
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Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-05-02 16:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I am a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in facial hair." +1
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-02 15:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine are getting bad.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31968
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-05-02 14:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You would've gotten a +2 if your name was, in fact, Skenigma Skriddle.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-02 14:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-29 15:19:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Does that mean your skin is an enigma and your skull is a riddle?
Because that would make the short version of your name Skenigma Skriddle, which kind of rocks.
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Skenigma Skriddle.. The Sideburns Enthusiast.
Or something.
+1 because I think Justin's sideburns are, like, totally more awesome and stuff!
And yes, it seems I *AM* stuck up his ass. Ah, well.. you do what you can.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-03-29 20:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heheh. I could bank an 8-ball off that giant mandible of yours.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-29 18:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay pic posts!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-03-29 18:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a very square jaw.
Submitted by danifestmestiny (user info) at 2004-03-29 18:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The barber shop was closed today meaning I get another 24 hours of quality time with these nasty ass chops.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-03-29 18:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you amish?
Submitted by Original_SK (user info) at 2004-03-29 18:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will not give you any points now, but if you come back later and prove that the burns are in fact gone, then I'll be happy to give you a +2 for taking care of those nasty things before they got out of hand and took over your life!! Don't you watch Kids in The Hall, do you not know what can happen to you if you don't shave that crap off your face?? Besides, burns, my dear, are nasty, especially yours!
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-03-29 17:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<<SNORE>>
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-03-29 17:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I invented the sideburns
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-03-29 15:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have the same ghey hat, too.
WEE!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-29 15:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you had a bad-ass handlebar mustache like Jinky they you would get a +2.
Submitted by zzyxx (user info) at 2004-03-29 15:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
quit being such a wuss. think about all those badasses during the civil war. shooting 50 caliber muskets at eachother from 20 yards and sporting some of the most amazing facial hair in all of history. General Burnsides is my idol.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-29 15:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-03-29 15:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
fascinating.
Submitted by ubermensch (user info) at 2004-03-29 15:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
burns are sweet but I'm beginning to prefer the chinstrap. it's like burns with a side of bacon.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-03-29 15:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's adorable.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-03-29 15:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does that mean your skin is an enigma and your skull is a riddle?
Because that would make the short version of your name Skenigma Skriddle, which kind of rocks.