Why I Hate Biotches (489 hits)
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Submitted by Stupidname36 (View user info) at 2004-03-30 21:06:02 EST
I was browsing through the site, just looking at different posts people have put up lately, when I come across this gem < http://www.ubersite.com/m/28943 >. After reading it, I decide to reply with an event that has stuck with me throughout the years.
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I once worked at a gas station, and some bitch was having trouble working the prepay credit card thing. I was outside anyways, so I figured I'd help her out. I go over to her car and say "Excuse me, may I help?" She turns around a screams "Don't talk to me like that! I can pump my own fucking gas!" I go away, a bit embarrassed and shocked, and watch as she is not able to work the pump and drives off bitching.
Fucking Bitch.
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Now, normally I would feel at peace with sharing such an impressionable event, and ripping the bitch in the process. For some reason though, I was not satisfied with this and decided this was worthy of its own article. I decided I needed a good definition of this and found it at urbandictionary dot com.
Bitch: 2. n. (vulgar) Woman who for one reason or another deserves a good bitch-slap
I really want to go on the record and say I hate bitches. Everytime I encounter one they tend to take whatever mood I am in and knock it down to pissed off. Honestly, at UNH I run into around 2 or 3 a week and I am never fully prepared to deal with the horrible attitude they give everyone for no reason whatsoever.
After 8 seconds of thinking I have decided that we should round up all of these people who seem to fit the mold of "bitch", and put them all on an deserted island. Since most of these bitches only bitch at men, we could give them some sort of stream of drug that makes every female appear to be a male. They can all bitch each other to death then.
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Submitted by Magicaddict <the_magicaddict.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-31 07:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for just about saying that not all women are bitches.
It seems that here there is a general hatred of everything sanatised in the world, and general interest in being reasonable and fair. Why can't more places be like this?
Submitted by MrB (user info) at 2004-03-31 02:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A bitch is a female dog.
Yes.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-03-30 23:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awesome pic
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-03-30 21:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A. I totally agree
B. I go to UNHm. I also can totally understand.
C. You kick ass