I'm a drug addict in that socially acceptable way. (1037 hits)
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Submitted by Lawryde (View user info) at 2004-03-31 09:19:41 EST
I woke up this morning and felt like shit. My head was throbbing and my muscles were stiff. I couldn't get a good night sleep anymore. Fuck, I thought, I'm only 23 years old. I need a fix. I need it now. No... a shower first maybe that'll make me feel better. I get in the shower and the steam relaxes me a bit, though my head is still aching. I drop the bottle of shampoo as my hand shakes a bit. I manage to get ready without having a hit and drive to work.
As I sit down at my desk I can't stand it any more. My veins shrink even further twisting the pain in my head. I run to the dark corner of the office by the vending machines. I grab my shit, pop it open and let the fluid enter my body. It relaxes me in a few minutes. Caffeine is my drug; my method of injection is via a can of Mountain Dew (coffee tastes like shit, dirty bean water). When you take caffeine, your veins expand a small amount, which makes you feel more awake and jittery. As it leaves your system, your veins contract which causes pain. I can't stop drinking it. Even now as I write this I feel better being 3/4 of the way done with my dew.
So my question to all you Ubers is what is your drug of choice, what is your "sensory addiction" (Ten points to whoever knows what movie that's from): alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, morphine, weed, heroine, fighting, fucking, base jumping, crack, work (ughh), driving fast, being tattooed (my second drug), what gets you through the days?
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Submitted by DetroitCity (user info) at 2004-07-08 19:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a chocoholic, except for booze
Submitted by JMcBride (user info) at 2004-07-08 17:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Robot9698 is gay
Submitted by Robot9698 (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:16:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-03-31 18:43:54 EST (#)
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Didnt you get the touch of sarcasm in the writing?
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2004-03-31 18:39:40 EST (#)
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sensory addiction movie
Gets that page on the 1st hit.
Yeah leet google skills my ass.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-03-31 18:32:54 EST (#)
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I challenge everyone with my God-like google skillz, any takers? :)
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-03-31 18:30:17 EST (#)
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Yep, i guess Papa Roach redid the song.
http://www.lyricscafe.com/p/pixies/gougeaway.html
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/cgi-bin/frames.cgi?http://www.lyricsdownload.com/roach-papa-gouge-away-lyrics.html
Do i still win?
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-03-31 18:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ah dude, you got the lyrics right...but that's a song from the almighty The Pixies...
I don't listen to them, but I guess Papa Roach covered it, huh?
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-03-31 18:24:49 EST (#)
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im guessing Papa Roach : "Missy aggravation, some sacred questions
You stroke my locks, some marijuana, if you want some" in Gouge away.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-03-31 18:17:27 EST (#)
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Nice post.
"Some marijuana, if you got some..."
And if you can tell me where that's from, you get... aw, nothin'. I got nothin'.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-03-31 18:16:17 EST (#)
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I rule! Another good movie on heroin is "Requerium For A Dream." That movie rocks.
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-03-31 18:08:33 EST (#)
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Ten points for EvrenWasHere, that is from Trainspotting, the finest (only?) movie ever made about heroin addiction
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-03-31 17:50:40 EST (#)
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Nice post. I'm addicted to soda.
With my 3lit3 g00gle hax0r skillz i was able to find the movie "Trainspotting" "didn't do drugs, he just did people. That's what he got off on -- his own SENSORY ADDICTION." Am i correct?
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-03-31 17:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey marsimouse, if you let it slowly desolve on your tongue like a hit of acid, it's EXACTLY like the buzz of several cups of coffee.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to have a 1 Liter of Mountian Dew each morning.... I have other vices but what the people I work with don't know won't hurt them.... :)
Submitted by marsimouse (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
chocolate, nearly the buzz of coffee without the bitter taste
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:35:19 EST (#)
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It's *all* about the coffee. And the tattoos. And the piercings.
Mmmm.......
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:33:59 EST (#)
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my drug of choice would be driving fast while smoking a bowl and downing a 40 at the same time
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:26:52 EST (#)
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I used to like speed and weed, but it caused many a problem
Now nicotine is the only toxin for me...
and alcohol...
and caffine...
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-31 13:11:32 EST (#)
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I can't get through the day without my heroin IV.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-03-31 12:15:12 EST (#)
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I have a difficult time without my "Georgia" face powder...it's not as much an issue of it making my skin look great, but it smells like freesias and magnolias, my two favorite flowers. I know that sounds weird.
I also can't survive without tea.
Submitted by beerguy (user info) at 2004-03-31 11:08:05 EST (#)
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I have an on-again/off-again addiction to caffine... preferably via Monster Energy drinks.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-03-31 11:04:29 EST (#)
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nicotine, marijuana, caffiene, in that order.
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-03-31 10:51:09 EST (#)
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Well Jake Ryan, addicition isn't reserved for coke heads and meth junkies. You can be addicited to anything in this world. I wasn't complaining either, I was just tellin a story about how I felt this morning, and asking everyone else what they got off on in life. Why don't you get an acount and then I'll actually care what the fuck you think.
Submitted by Jake Ryan <guyoncouch.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-31 10:46:53 EST (#)
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How dare you consider yourself an addict. I highly doubt you know what it's like to be under the influence of massive seizures from withrdrawls of meth and cocaine. And you are worried about a little caffeine. don't be such a pussy. and really noone wants to hear you complain. grab a gatorade, stop buying the god damn soda, and all will be well.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-31 10:41:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kimba (user info) at 2004-03-31 09:46:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Every morning I must have 2 Pepsi's (20 oz.) or I just can't function
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Wow. Do you realize how much weight you would lose if you stopped drinking that? (This is based on the assumption you are overweight, which according to stats is a good assumption)
Submitted by rubixxcube (user info) at 2004-03-31 10:30:04 EST (#)
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In no particular order, sex, cigarettes and poker.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-03-31 10:23:39 EST (#)
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From your list:
alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, fighting, fucking, work, driving fast
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-03-31 10:10:48 EST (#)
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Mary jane. Without her I'd be tempted to bludgeon everyone within a 50 ft radius. With her that sounds like too much work.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-03-31 10:05:59 EST (#)
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booty.
Submitted by Hader (user info) at 2004-03-31 09:56:33 EST (#)
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Saved by the Bell comes on at 5 AM on weekdays. That's what gets my day started. Plus, cigarettes and lots of coffee. +2
Submitted by Coffeeisgood (user info) at 2004-03-31 09:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
8 to 10 pots of coffee a day for me.
Submitted by Kimba (user info) at 2004-03-31 09:46:38 EST (#)
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Every morning I must have 2 Pepsi's (20 oz.) or I just can't function.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-31 09:30:29 EST (#)
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Sex. Iv been non-stop horney for about 7 years now. But due to a recent lack of poon, masturbation is holding me over. Barely.