Obscene phone calls at..... 8 a.m.? (1305 hits)
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Submitted by Lyric (View user info) at 2004-03-31 13:02:20 EST
It's a nice Wednesday morning. The sun's out, I can hear birds chirping, and the smell of caffeine is tantalizingly heavy throughout the house. My bed is at that level of warmth and absolute comfort that only seems to be achieved on mornings where you *have* to get up.
*sigh*
Beautiful. I smile. I'm in for a good day, I can just tell.
I hear my roommate leave the house for class. I don't want to get up just yet, I'm so cozy! I stretch under the covers, and then sigh again and glance at the clock. 8:04 a.m. Time to get up, I guess.
The phone starts ringing.
I shake my head. There's only certain phone calls you get at this time of the day, and that's usually a cable company or a phone company or something. I'm not running to the phone to hear why I should switch to that company over my current one. I can deal with telemarketers at the worst of times, but this was beyond being the worst of times: I haven't even had a coffee yet! If they have something that important to say to me, they can tell my answering machine.
So I ignore the phone. I hear the answering machine pick up, but whoever it was hangs up. Mwahaha, I beat the system. Screening calls rules. Take that, phone company!
The phone starts ringing again.
This time, bad thoughts start running through my head. Who would be calling this early? Who needs to talk to me this bad? Is it my brother? Did something happen to one of my parents? Or a friend? Or...
I get up and this time I sprint for the phone. I manage to snag the reciever on the last ring.
"Hello?!"
"iiiiiiii...................waacooooovennnn...........fuuuuyu........."
What the fuck? All I can hear is a guy whispering something. I can't even make out what he's saying.
"Hello?? I can't hear you..."
The guy starts speaking louder... and this time, I can hear what he's saying.
"Iiii........ wanna come over.......... I wanna come over right now.......... you're alone....... I'm alone.......... I wanna come over now AND FUCK YOU!! FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU!!"
"Uhm... no."
I slam the phone down and look at it for a few seconds. I pick it back up and *69 the fucker. Shit. Of course it's a blocked call. I hang up again and start to run down the stairs to make sure the house is locked up, but I pause, and grab the baseball bat out of the closet. I wish it was a gun.
Obscene phone calls at 8 a.m.?? 8 o'clock in the freakin' morning???? Isn't being a creepy dipshit usually reserved for evenings or nights?
By the time I got around to it, the coffee was cold.
I can't wait to see what the rest of the day has in store for me now.
User Reviews
Submitted by Goldeneyes (user info) at 2004-04-02 13:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OK, the guy's approach was wrong, but maybe he's not used to asking girls out on a date.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-02 12:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Shemales always have trouble with stalkers.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-04-01 19:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I need to poo.
-BongZilla
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-04-01 19:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for hanging up on your dad like that.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-03-31 19:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, Uh ... thanks for sharing, I guess. This wasn't particularly entertaining to read, or anything, but maybe you just needed to get it off your chest. Here, have a rare "1" from me. I don't give these out very often.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-03-31 19:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That creeped me out!!
I suggest making friends with that baseball bat of yours.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shadow: That is *awesome*. I wish my crank call wasn't a blocked number, that's for sure.
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOLOLOLOLOL
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was me, Lyric. Ever since I saw that pic of you I...ooh man.....you wearing any panties, baby?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
someone called me at 11:45 the other night and said:
"I'll rip your fucking face off bitch!" then hung up
I called back to see who it was, but all I got was an answering machine.
The next day, my boss got in on the action, he called the prankster's number (which I had saved on my cell phone) from our office phone and left the following message:
Uh, yes, I got this number from Amy.. the good news is the results came back negative."
we haven't heard from them since.
Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Then you realized your dad had enjoyed last night more than you had thought.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Definately a different reason than people read about shit like "Pixels Hmm?" Sound familiar?
Dumbass. I'd listen to your replies a lot more if you had something to back it up with. As is, you suck. I don't need to say any more.
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Why am I reading about someones obscene phone calls??? (Dont answer that!!)
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for hanging up on me.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-03-31 15:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All-time best crank yankers crank call:
The old guy calling KFC, complaining that he got a bucket of chicken with some deep-fried beaks thrown in the mix.
How goes it, Lyric? Aside from the obscene calls and all?
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-03-31 14:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
whoops, ment a 1
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-03-31 14:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YAY! DONKEYKONG YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
(no comment)
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-03-31 14:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know, that didn't do it for me. OK though
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-03-31 14:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sketchiest. Morning. Ever.
Submitted by athena (user info) at 2004-03-31 13:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey at least hes good about calling
thats more than I can say about some of
my ex's
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-31 13:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha!!
Yes, I have seen Crank Yankers. This was just too... odd. You have to remember, the phone rang literally a few seconds after my roommate left the house, and whoever it was actually said, "you're alone".
I mean, congrats, way to go, you creeped me out.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-03-31 13:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by markthyme (user info) at 2004-03-31 13:19:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
you ever watch crank yankers?
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Submitted by markthyme (user info) at 2004-03-31 13:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you ever watch crank yankers?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-03-31 13:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot about calling you...sorry about that, I'm on Iraqi time.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28887
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-31 13:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Prude Bitch.
Submitted by Coffeeisgood (user info) at 2004-03-31 13:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-03-31 13:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good...
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-03-31 13:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THOSE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!