AAARRGHH! I'm not coming back :- (684 hits)
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Submitted by Morph (View user info) at 2004-04-01 04:29:49 EST
AAAARRRGGGHHH!!
What am I gonna do?
I just arrived at work, an hour late, cos it's my last day. I'm gutted because I very much doubt I'll get the opportunity to read or post on here again - at least during work time anyway.
And shit, I'm gonna fuckin' miss you guys.
I've only posted about 8 times, and it's so addictive.....
My first day's posting wasn't too successful. I Posted my very first post, which is a novel I'm writing and waited for the response.
The response was pretty good and I was v. pleased, but I then committed a cardinal sin - I psted twice more. Cue bollocking. I learned my first lesson on my first day - one post per day. And of course it made sense. But I did feel a complete twat, like a kid found covered in chocolate who really wants to deny he didn't eat it.
So I was embarrassed. I made my first error of judgement. I thought that people would remember me, so I changed my name on my posting profile to Morph.
Since then I've tried to post interesting reflections on life, and on the whole you guys have been pretty complimentary. And the occasional wanker (no names) has been their usual wank self.
I've read and re-read so many posts on here - some which have inspired me, some which have made me crease with laughter("who would win in a fight, 50 squirrels or one badger?") and some have horrified me but all are reflections of people and their many facets.
So, you're bored reading this, there IS no point to this post except to say I'm pretty pissed off that I'm not gonna be able to waste my days going through screens and screens of pointless but wonderful writing.
You ain't gonna miss me, I know, but I just wanted to say it.
Now go on, get all erect and -2 me you slags.
much love.......Morph
User Reviews
Submitted by OutLaw (user info) at 2004-04-01 15:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm already sick of April Fools
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for sounding a little like a pirate.
Later masturbator.
Submitted by deano (user info) at 2004-04-01 07:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dervel, you made my day.
I bow to the genius of that post....
+50 to you my friend
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-04-01 07:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The 50 squirrels was my first and only post to date, it was a drunken conversation my mates and I had in the pub one night. I personally think the squirrels would win.
It's my last day at work tomorrow and I doubt i'll be able to visit again either. Which is sad (for me at least) as it's been fun.
Take it easy Morph. +2 (leaving present).
Submitted by Poppy <kateawilliams.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-04-01 04:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't believe your "last" post was so short - you could have entertained the troops for a little longer!!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-04-01 04:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was like a boring post card. Bye!