If it ain't dutch, it ain't much! (932 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.66 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Peter Bleeker <P.Bleeker.at.zonnet.nl> (View user info) at 2004-04-01 07:00:45 EST
I tried has hard as i could to find offence jokes about the dutch on google....but it's just not easy...
So this is what i managed to find which could be classed as funny. So to compensate ridiculing the french, i hereby present to you a top 10 reason why it's good to be dutch.
1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
3. a. You can legally kill yourself
b. You can legally be killed
4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital.....
6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.
7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbours.
9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-04-01 07:10:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't even get stereotypes correct......
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Now be gone with your generalization bullshit and head on to forums like http://www.fuckfrance.com or any other http://www.fuck[insert some country/religion/language/race here].com
Your "humor" will be appreciated there. Trust me.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-01 11:56:37 EST (#)
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the dutch are coming! oh shit, look at what you started
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-01 10:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-04-01 08:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha...
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-04-01 07:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Like the picture. Is he wearing a pair of those skirt/trouser things?
Capital of Holland is Copenhagen. Ha! Even I know it's Berlin...
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-01 07:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this reminds me of a saying my dad would say that i never really understood.
"just because im dutch you think im dumb, im shit!"
my dad was Irish.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-04-01 07:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great!
Submitted by DlESEL (user info) at 2004-04-01 07:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-04-01 07:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't even get stereotypes correct......