People are Stupid (540 hits)
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Submitted by DeezNutz <xlorion.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-01 14:06:07 EST
People are Stupid (with a capital S).
This morning I got into my car to drive to class, but about 300 meters (notice the metrics, cuz the english system licks balls) away from my apartment, my 89 Camaro drew its final breath. I doubt that I will attempt to repair it since it would probably cost me two times more than what that piece of shit is worth.
Also the fact that I'm in college should suggest that I'm flat broke.
As I walked in about 15 minutes late to class I told the professor what happened and took my seat. At that moment, one of the "intelectuals" in my class comes up with the following cockbarf:
"Why don't you just go and buy something new?"
As i was imagining myself stomping his ass to the ground I replied:
"Well why don't I just take my magic cockwand and waive it around in the air and a pile of money will magically appear. And why don't I pull a white rabit out of my ass while I'm at it?"
"Well, it doesn't have to be brand new, just something newer than what you have". This coming from an asshole who drives a brand new Infinity SUV (and I use the term SUV loosely, since its nothing more than a oversized station wagon), it felt insulting to my intelligence, especially after few of his buddies joined him to defend his point.
At this time I took a marker (I didn't have a crayon on me) and drew it on the board, putting a big corssed out dollar sign at the top with an arrow pointing to a stick figure that represented me. I kinda felt like Bart Simpson trying to explain to Homer that Sideshow Bob was trying to kill Selma (I think it was her). After holding the class up for about 10 minutes I finally gave up. The stupidity in that room was so thick I swear I could slice it with a knife. So for the last 5 hours I've had nothing on my mind but beat the crap out of that guy.
As a final thought it should be illegal for people like that to breed. If it was up to me i'd put a big bullseye on their backs and declare it an open season.
(A man can dream, right?)
User Reviews
Submitted by SiFi at 2004-04-01 15:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the bulls eye thing.
Something i would do.
:)
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-01 15:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your magic cockwand? Cockbarf? I must admit, that's two instances of the word "cock" I've never seen. You may be a literary visionary.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-01 15:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I don't get it. Why don't you just buy a new car. I mean you can at least spring for a low-end Mercedes. God, you are so dumb! That's why I'm giving you a -2.
Submitted by BowDown2Me (user info) at 2004-04-01 15:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh BLOW ME ya dopey twat. Making little spelling mistakes is not as bad as having shit for brains.
Submitted by OutLaw (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"intelectuals", "waive"...
Don't make fun of people for making dumb comments if you can't spell...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
um, I mean broadside.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fix your Camaro....and slam it into his Infiniti boradside.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and so are you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this made me laugh
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
anyone?
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1. I'll give you 1 more if you pull a rabbit out of your ass.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm torn on this one. On one hand, I'm a poor college student too, on a campus with an inordinately high BMW/Mercedes/Jaguar population. It drives me nuts to see them all driving around without knowing how to drive the amazing vehicles they have and clearly not appreciating that they have these cars because they are lucky enough to be in the upper regions of family wealth.
ON the other hand...the guy was probably just trying to help. I doubt he meant "why don't you just buy a new $50k vehicle." Maybe he did, maybe he has no concept of money. But if you have a shit car, eventually you replace it. It doesn't have to be a huge expediture if you just need to get around. I think you went overboard.
And if I was in a class where some dick decided he was so much more brilliant than all of us in the class that he needed to hijack the board and do some stupid stick figures on it, I would have thrown my shoe at him.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Its spelled BECAUSE.
Asshat.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
On a unrelated topic, you know that code that you get in the email. Is it normal for it to take awhile? should i try again, or just wait?
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Well why don't I just take my magic cockwand and waive it around in the air and a pile of money will magically appear.
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Am I the only one who has a magic cockwand, that when I pull it out and wave it, people give me money?
(I think they give me money so I'll put it away...)