Storage - A Pathetic Little Theory Of Mine (830 hits)
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Submitted by KoolMang <baba_booey_shooey.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-01 14:15:10 EST
Today I was out getting a chicken caesar pita from the local pita place, and when I got home I was eager to eat it (I have an excellent metabolism, so I can't get fat), but I had to piss. Before eating my pita, I had to purge myself, so I went to the laundry room, turned on the hot water until it was filling up the laundry room sink, and pissed into the water formation, diluting it plus keeping the sink piss-free.
Right then and there, I said to myself "I wish I could've just taken one long piss for the entire day's worth of crap I'd eat/drink, and that'll be done with." THAT is what I'm talking about. Either you can piss all the piss out ahead of time, or store it for expelling later. Wouldn't that be great? Hot girls wouldn't need this; I'd suck the piss right out of them, and not leave a drop.
Then there's the internet. I subscribe to a cable company for internet - notably COGECO. The thing about cable is, you pay all month, but you waste a lot if your not on 24/7, which I'm not. Sure, I leave KazaaLite on because I'm trying to download multiple files of "Last Tango In Paris", the scene where Marlon Brando anal rapes Maria Schneider, which doesn't download so well, which is why I leave it on all the time. But what if I wasn't file sharing? My internet would be useless and being wasted. The ads don't even get in! Why not make a hacking program which actually stores up hours that you aren't on the internet, and when you're moving out, you can simply plug the program in and BAM! - you have hours upon hours of internet usage, enabled by dial-up, and it doesn't cost a cent. Wouldn't that be nice?
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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-26 12:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a good idea.
And Fetish is a douche.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-06 10:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This turned up on Google. Kool Mang is the shit!
Submitted by iloveamerica (user info) at 2004-04-02 18:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate having to pee, maybe there is a solution
Submitted by TiTan182 (user info) at 2004-04-02 06:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa,neat ideas!
Submitted by TiTan182 (user info) at 2004-04-02 06:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa,neat ideas!
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-04-01 16:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cant we all just get along? Make pee not war.
Submitted by c-dog (user info) at 2004-04-01 15:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll be sure to refrence that in my memoirs.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-04-01 15:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you need help.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-01 15:05:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-16 14:18:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
In three months you have almost written 200 posts. You really have no life.
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-16 16:58:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Koolmang - When i say life, i mean social life. A life involving interactions with a group of living breathing people who would, if asked, say they are your friend. I really doubt you have alot of friends. Many people who have some sort of social issues generally relate well to the internet because it doesnt put them in up close confrontational situations. Plus for those that issues when it comes to spontanity (sp) the internet allows you to stop and read what you write before putting it up, unlike the real world.
Im not attempting to promote sex or drinking as a life, but i do believe that they usually involve other people and therefore could be construed as a social life. When was the last time you hung out with a group of people (more then 3) and felt comfortable in your own skin? Perhaps for you, ripping out posts in an attempt to get some sort of feedback and therefore social contact is one of the few things that keeps you sane and somewhat happy. If thats the case, keep posting. But maybe you should seek a professional to just talk to.
Im being serious.
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-03-16 23:28:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27711.
Hey, reallybored, read that post! I believe it applies to my situation. That is all, fuck off, if you don't like my shit, don't review it. Get this - do I go around flaming people's positive-rating posts because I don't like it? I don't bother reading them because they're godamn boring. They don't even make me crack a smile. UNLESS you want me to start flaming your posts each time, leave mine alone.
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-03-17 14:09:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
I didnt flame your post. I didnt even give it a negative rating. I gave it two 0s. One with a statement. The other with constructive critizim. Obviously this is a very touchy issue for you. People have ripped into you thousands of times. Calling you all times of names and whatnot. You have never let that bother you. But the minute i push past that and take a stab and what your life might be, you get very defensive. Why? Is it easier to be called a asshat, then lonely? Is it easier to be called a fuckface, then without friends?
Is Ubersite you main social contact with the outside world?
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You never did answer me....
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm eating carrots.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-03-31 21:41:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
This guy actually has a point. The overwhelming majority of ubersite users are just freaks with shitty jobs and they seriously consider recognition on ubersite to be something to be proud of.
Oh, and for all the dumbasses saying, "you're saying we're all nerds for posting, but you're here, so what does that make you???" Well you jackasses what difference does it make if he's a nerd? How does that soften the blow of you being a fucking nerd? Fucking idiots.
+2 for pissing off these jackasses.
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Enough said.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
To Ubersite Users: "YOU'RE the people with no lives, right? That's why you post on this site?"
To Bart: "YOU'RE the administrator with even LESS of a life, right? That's why you maintain this site so frequently?"
To reallybored: "YOU'RE the user who is dissing me because I have 'no life'? Wow, someone needs his ass handed to him...you made a reference post, now here is mine:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29022
Whenever I read a post of yours, I hardly even review them. I doubt I ever have. I know which users I like, and which I don't. Why don't you return the favour? I don't want your self-righteous opinions on MY posts, got it? You may have the freedom to, but appreciate the fact that I don't shit all over yours. I won't, either, despite whatever you might do.
AL SHARPTON BEEEEEEEEYYYOOOOOOTTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHH!@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart After Dark
Submitted by OutLaw (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are very strange
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-01 14:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your the kid with no life right?
Let me check..
yep this is you
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27856
I see you havent done much to improve your standing.