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Bart Cilfone is excluded from Uber Madness (703 hits)

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Rating: -1.35 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Freight Train (View user info) at 2004-04-02 10:48:24 EST


This Uber Madness thing is going. It's amazing. It's like the battle of the minds. I only have one concern, if Bart Cilfone takes part in the competition, many people will be biased to vote for him. I mean, when I see his post, I go in and vote +2 just because he is so great. I think Bart is the best.

Anyway, in my opinion Bart should be excluded from Uber Madness. No hard feelings, but the decision had to be made. Maybe you can write us a story some other time. I know it sucks, but there is nothing we can do. My purpose - fair competition for everybody. Like affirmative action.

Thank you for your patience. And again, if Bart asked me out, I would have to say YES.

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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-03 13:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

how are you a good samaritan? did u bother to read any of the ubermadness posts??? you know ...research? they are unnamed.....

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-02 22:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-04-02 11:33:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

somebody has an unhealthy hadooken fetish.










Okay, you've uncovered my secret. I confess, it's me. How did you find out? I LOVE YOU HADOOKEN!

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-04-02 13:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hey. wait... this is an april fools post right?

no? whats that you say? april fools was yesterday?

oh. uhhh.... kill yourself then?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-02 12:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think that everyone is missing the point here. The point is that you are psychic. Sweet Jebus, can you just tell me right now who is going to win the World Series this year and maybe how many games it will take and oh if I could just get a quick final score of the last game that would kick ass.

Submitted by zi (user info) at 2004-04-02 12:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-04-02 11:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for slamming your face against the keyboard and posting it. We now know what the results would look like.

Next time, do us all a favor and continue to bash your head against the keys till you die.

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-04-02 11:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i am just a good samaritan

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-04-02 11:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey! You're an idiot!

Yay!

Submitted by miamiguy123 (user info) at 2004-04-02 11:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Idiotic.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-04-02 11:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

somebody has an unhealthy hadooken fetish.

Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-02 11:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hadooken likes my balls.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-04-02 11:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

here is a simple math problem for you:
you+keyboard+ubersite-braincells = -2

Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-04-02 11:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

we hate you

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-02 10:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off, idiot.

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-04-02 10:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hey i just wanted to make life easier for you. It's always like this

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-02 10:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2004-04-02 10:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think Razor made sure that name association cannot happen, hence the anonymous posts.

Jackass

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-02 10:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Way to be a moron.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-04-02 10:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck... fucking... RARRRRGGGGG!

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-02 10:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

But no one knows which post is barts.

Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-04-02 10:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a dumbass. This has already been covered, and furthermore,
how do you know that bart's entry isn't on the front page right now?


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