FAQ - Fleet Enema Badass Answers Your Questions (1625 hits)
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Submitted by Fleet Enema Badass (View user info) at 2004-04-03 10:29:15 EST
Since so much has been said about how much I rule, I will answer your questions. So many comments have made about me in other posts and comment. You got questions, I got answers.
Q: Why did you do this?
A: Simply to show how many tools there are on Ubersite. Look at what I posted. Look dammit! I made most heated by talking about shit (and eating shit) and spamming my own posts. This site is lame. Bart has banned countless users (KoolMang, squattail, fingerbang, fetish, to name the recent.), yet shitfuck, Draconian King, Jocko Johnson, Fleet Enema Badass, Fabish, YelloMan, to name a few, run rampant giving out -2's everywhere they go. Point is, there are alot worse users than KoolMang or fingerbang.
Q: Who are you? It's been said that you are Yellow Man, Malone, Squattail, Fetish, or Dustbrother.
A: All good guesses. Unfortunatley, all are wrong. Here's a clue: My original Uber# is between 2000 and 3000, and my post average is between 0.5 and 1.5.
Q: Why hasn't Bart banned you?
A: I have not picked on the Uber-Elite yet. (I'm sure he will soon though.)
Q: When will you post again?
A: I won't. Fleet Enema Badass is being buried with this post. The April Fools Day joke is over.
Q: Speaking of Aprils Fools Day; Is this Bart or Maddox's April Fools Day joke.
A: No. It isn't.
Q: Did KoolMang have anything to do with this?
A: Not that I know of.
Q: Who all made this possible?
A: See list below:
---- 1. Hader - She fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Thanks to her, it now says "I love you, Fleet Enema Badass" over to the left in the Most Heated list.
---- 2. Donitsu2002 - This dumbfuck helped push me into the famed most heated list. Thanks buddy!
---- 3. Yello Man - Where would I be today if it wasn't for Yellow Gas Attacks.
---- 4. FleetEnemaBadas - I'm so cool that someone cloned me.
---- 5. Myself - My Yellow Gas pushed me to the top.
Q: Do you really think Hader is fat?
A: Nope. Just a little troll bait.
Q: What's with all that shit comments?
A: See answer to question above.
Q: Would you really eat Hader's shit?
A: No. I would toss that salad though. Like KoolMang said: "Residue is good, solids are bad."
Q: Why did you -2 everyone?
A: See aanswer to first question. I gave out two +2's. So there!
Q: Attention Ghey Menz!
A: What was that?
Q: Why did you pose in front of that enema bottle, and post it on every post?
A: If Malone can have a signature, so can I. Besides it looks cool. That's not really me. Google picture search for badass works well.
Q: Why Fleet Enema Badass?
A: It's a bastardazition of Fleet Marshall Badass. This dude just sounds like a dick from his name. Saw the Fleet Enema pic, and shazamm Fleet Enema Badass was born. An everyday superhero.
Q: This post seems to be written coherently. I thought you are a dumbass.
A: Not really, I just fucked up my words and shit to be more like Yellow Man.
User Reviews
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-04-04 18:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
April fool's jokes are meant to be funny, shitstain.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-04 18:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have never personally communicated with bart.
Tony does, but I wouldn't tell him.
And I'm like this all the time, I swear, just look up all my reviews and posts, I can't fucking be mean if I try.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-04 18:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You just want to have Bort ban my other account. Since you can't figure it out, you're trying the super sweet girl approach.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-04 18:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um, mmkay.
Actually, I'm just super curious... You said he wasn't you anyways.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-04 18:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You just think the dude posing in front of the enema bottle is hot.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-04 17:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea.
It's like a crazy obsession, I really really want to know who you are.
It's kinda my fault poly even made that post since I suggested we find out who it is together.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-04 17:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do you bother oh cute squirrel? I know PolyAJ has a sexual need to be with me, but what is your reason?
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-04 12:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Poly and I already did a "solve the mystery" and took a stab at it.
Our stab may be hopelessly wrong, but I still have our lil list of final candidates and I'm betting you're on it.
Yes, we are that sad.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-04 11:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ask Method. He claims to know.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 16:07:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Squirrel!!!!
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Yes...? I really want to know who you are now.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You damn straight I am.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha fleet is a legend!
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't post on my shit again.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well shit. I know of could have used Loki or something, but this name is catchy. Sorry dude.
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I read your shit post; it just doesn't work. Remember: a really good fucking idiot targets his audience. Using my handle instead of ripping off a popular user means that you're not even adept at being an idiot, because fuck-all people know who I am.
I can't believe I'm making a point about this.
Badass.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Malone check your post.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a pussy. If you can rank posts one letter at a time until a sentence is formed you need a dick and a life. You can't rate my shit enough you fucking pussy.
Shut the fuck up and don't post on my posts again or I'll have your ass bitch.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:27:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why would you used a handle from someone who's nowhere near the UberElite? Your little stunt would've been more effective if you had've used a popular user's handle.
And Method, tell us who this fuckstain is. I'm not gonna figure it out.
Badass.
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Simple. A name like Fleet Marshall Badass is just asking to be busted on. I typed your name into google and it gave hits for Fleet Enema and people who are (or thing they are) a badass. Put the two together and... Thought I answered this in the FAQ? Read before you -2.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why must you hate me?
I KNOW WHY!
I'M RICK JAMES, BEITCH!
w00t! I rule, bow before my dragon might.
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why would you used a handle from someone who's nowhere near the UberElite? Your little stunt would've been more effective if you had've used a popular user's handle.
And Method, tell us who this fuckstain is. I'm not gonna figure it out.
Badass.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-03 17:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a bitch. Yet somehow I cannot help feeling some sort of respect for you as a cocksucker user.
All valid points in your Q&A.
Now fuck off till next year.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
http://www.luciferindustries.com
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 16:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Squirrel!!!!
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 16:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd rather read a KoolMang post than one of yours anyday.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-03 16:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't give negative twos where ever I go, I leave zeros. And I try to avoid retarded and redundant posts (like this). I don't rate 85% of the posts I read because I don't want to go slap-happy with the negative twos. I'm only reviewing this post because you were kind enough to mention my name in a very misinformative fashion, I might add.
You're a sorry excuse for a person. You lack creative ideas, along with the basic comprehension skills needed to function as well as post something worthwhile. You're nothing special; you're just a punk-ass errand boy sent by some grocery clerks to collect a bill. You're as obnoxious are you as stupid, and that runs fairly high.
You've been on this site posting for three days, and posted twenty-one messages thus far as well as reviewed over five HUNDRED times. Go outside and get a job, or find something to do. The LEAST you could do with so much free time is write something worthwhile, and not for yourself, but in order to show some decency and common courtesy by not being such a retarded ignoramous.
You wish I'd give you a negative two, bitch. Why rate a piece of shit like this when everyone else will do it for me?
Worse users than KoolMang and you included me in the list. I shouldn't be laughing at your stupidity should I? Like I said before, you're just a punk, and you should find a baby-sitter for yourself.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-03 15:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I am so not adopting you if you're a fake. Tsk tsk.
I am damn gullible. At least you can speak coherent english.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 15:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Method
User id: 2555
Registered on or around: 2003-09-18 02:07:50
# Messages posted: 87
# Reviews written: 1850
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1562
# Hits: 49795
Average rating of all messages: 0.85
You know I could be Method. User number checks, rating checks. Yep, I could be Method.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 15:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You do? Please tell everyone.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-03 15:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for getting under Tom's skin. Oh wait.
And I know who you are.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 15:09:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whew! Thought I was banned for a second.
Faggatron? Faggatron? So what, Hader likes my faggatron biotch.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-04-03 15:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-03 14:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok Faggatron.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 14:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Being the 24th most read does not make you part of the Uber-Elite, there are other requirements.
If I were to start posting again, I'd be on that list.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-03 13:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Q: Why hasn't Bart banned you?
A: I have not picked on the Uber-Elite yet. (I'm sure he will soon though.)
23. Kristen
**24. Tom**
25. PAS
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-03 12:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohh yeah, mentioned twice in your post, I love ya!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-03 12:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You see, what's sad is the amount of reviews you've written in 2 days. 469 and counting. Joke or not, you, sir, have no life.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-04-03 11:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm the biggest badass on this site bitch
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-04-03 11:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
btw, i've tried to change my ways.... if you dont believe me which you probably dont check out and actually READ this post instead of camping in it and giving me multiple minus 2's
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29263
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 11:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-04-03 11:07:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
I DONT run rampant and camp in peoples posts and give them multiple minus 2's. At no point have I ever done that. I may have multi-posted in the begining but i do not now. and my guess is your I_Have_a_kristen_Fetish thats my guess, i mean he was the only other person to get gas attacked so far............................
You didn't read the Q & A part. But, that cool. It's better when you can't figure out who I am.
Reallybored? I don't think so.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-04-03 11:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is this reallybored? just a guess
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-04-03 11:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I DONT run rampant and camp in peoples posts and give them multiple minus 2's. At no point have I ever done that. I may have multi-posted in the begining but i do not now. and my guess is your I_Have_a_kristen_Fetish thats my guess, i mean he was the only other person to get gas attacked so far............................
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 10:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29268#455723
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 10:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is someone feeling a bit jealous?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-03 10:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is why you have not been banned yet, it has nothing to do with whatever you consider the uber elite: http://www.ubersite.com/m/28984
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-03 10:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Some people never take the time to notice that no one is laughing with them.