Hypothetical question (719 hits)
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Submitted by Wickedriser =] (View user info) at 2004-04-03 10:41:57 EST
Heyloo... I haven't posted here in a while. Not like anybody will give a shit anyways, but anyways, along my travels, i've asked all my friends this question we've been debating it for the last couple of days.
What do you think?
The Richest Man in the World is gay. He wants your ass. Once a week. Do you swallow your pride and do it for the cash? This means that you take in the butt on Wednesdays but, you get an unlimited bank account. buy whatever you want... financial security forever and so forth..
Stipulations:
1. No Chicks on the side.
2. You can't kill him via your new-found wealth or any other means of murder, "accidental" murder.. whatever. You can't kill him.
3. It becomes public knowledge. EVERYONE WILL KNOW YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS FROM THIS GUY!(but you'll be too rich to care!)
so..
Do you do it?
User Reviews
Submitted by L7 at 2004-04-04 01:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
... First of all, just admit your gay. I'm sick of people trying to hide their homosexual feelings behind greed. "would you take a shot in the mouth for a million dollars?" you ask knowing damn well youd suck dick for free. Second of all, you said your question was hypothetical, which it wasn't. now for my answer: no. if we could change the rules to where i could fuck all the females i could get on the side, no one would ever know about it, and it was only one time, then the answer would still be no. "why?" you may be asking yourself. "why would this fool not take it in the ass one time to be hooked up for life?". well the its simple, 1. i'm not gay 2. im not greedy enough to pretend to be gay.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do it, and because I can't fuck women on the side, I'd fuck animals. Rare animals.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-03 12:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
And fuck. I meant to give it a -1. Hypothetical is easy to answer.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-03 12:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're not gay and money is that important to you, I guess it's worth it.
If you are gay, then it's probably not that tough of a choice.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-04-03 11:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
money is not that important.
Submitted by legallady_3 (user info) at 2004-04-03 10:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY? Is money THAT important? Your stipulations ruin the whole question...even in the Robert Redford movie it was money for the ONE date...and then the chick got to return to her normal life. It would be better posed as...Is it worth it to butt fuck ...if no one finds out...you are rich...and can DO anything else but kill the guy. Is once a week ass sex worth millions???
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-03 10:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
$#$##$R$EERDR%R$#$%$%R$%FU!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 10:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's ok that you're gay. you don't have to posture like this.
Submitted by cf7 at 2004-04-03 10:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, are you stupid?