What a joke. A Token Of My Infection-8 (2561 hits)
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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2004-04-03 18:03:48 EST
Part - 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23919
Part - 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24030
Part - 3
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24109
Part - 4
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24297
Part - 5
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24702
Part - 6
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26330
Part - 7
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28185
A token of my infection part 8
so like I said earlier there was no rehabilitation for me.
It is easy to voluntarily commit yourself to a mental institution. However it is very difficult to check yourself out...in fact you cant. Once you are committed it is entirely up to the pshyciatrist to determine when you are ready to leave, and if you have good insurance like I do they make sure you are not ready to leave until they have had you long enough to collect the easy, no questions asked insurance payments.
My second night there I knew I had made a big mistake. I called my wife and told her to pick me up 3 blocks away from the hospital because I was getting the fuck outta there. Although I may have had a valid point in wanting to leave, she was at her end with me. She said she would not pick me up, and if I left the hospital she did not want me home.
I am a stubborn willful man and I knew there was nothing she could do to prevent me from coming home and once I was home if she called the police I knew there was nothing they could do to make me leave my home. I have unfortunately spent time in various institutions of incarceration and knew that I could get out of this place with relative ease... but I conceded which is rare for me...my wife is very special to me.
Apparently, your telephone conversations are monitored because the next day the ward staff informed me that they were aware that I was a flight risk and warned me that I was being watched by security for possible escape.
Security in the nuthouse consists of young lads who like to work out with weights>>not exactly a concern to a seasoned streetwise man. But it was fun playing them.
This is a summary of my stay in the nut house:
I was heavily medicated with lithium and risperdal which does nothing to me.
I was voted in as discussion group leader.
I scored heroin and other drugs 3 times from a friend at the aa meeting that was attended by the patients as well as "free" court ordered drug addicts.
I made $430 dollars selling valium and vicodin to the patients that I scored at the aa meetings.
I was offered sex in exchange for drugs 3 times by female patients and declined the offers even though I had a nut on me that felt like a lead balloon....I remained dedicated to my wife. I love her. She is my reason.
I made the security boys nervous every time they had to supervise me on mainstream activities aka- aa meetings.
I put two staff members in my back pocket.
I taught the crazy crack addict how to make jailhouse wine. Its quite simple and quite disgusting. I will teach you in the event you are ever incarcerated and need to get a jag on
first you need to collect the orange juice half pints everyday from everybody that wants to get drunk
then you need to collect white bread ,solely for the yeast content.
Then you have to brew it in trash cans that are double bagged, between the garbage is where your brew is fermented.
As long as the guards are down with you, you can ferment a brew that will get you shitty on one quarter pint>>2 shots for lightweights.
I hope this helps.
Anywho, I did my time like a good white boy and was released as soon as my insurance company's compensation ran out.
Then it was back to bidness as usual.
TBC...
MickGinny.
Right now, I am somewhere between Johnny Cash and Frank Zappa.
User Reviews
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:18:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-08 17:46:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-03 23:11:44 EDT (#)
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fucking wonderful - this entire series. Im still in the middle of reading them all.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-07-03 22:09:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by drunkhomealone (user info) at 2004-06-10 04:37:04 EDT (#)
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Great post. Yours is the first I read in here and made me register and put this website in favorites. I admit, I read parts one and eight and left out the middle but ill finish it after I surf other posts.
After thought--could relate to chapter 8
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-29 11:27:38 EDT (#)
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Thanks for making my copayments sskyrocket!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:14:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-25 02:06:49 (#)
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I mean, I disagree with some- where you said if you check yourself in you cant check yourself out. not true
well maybe it was the language i used insane. i could have checked out but i would have had to go to court first and that ran the risk of the judge having the power to committ me.
there was no walking out.
Submitted by moebius (user info) at 2004-05-25 02:32:57 EDT (#)
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I wanna get to the part where the puppies and butterflies show up!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-25 02:06:49 EDT (#)
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I mean, I disagree with some- where you said if you check yourself in you cant check yourself out. not true
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-25 02:05:47 EDT (#)
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I beg to differ on some of your points but this was a good post.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-04-05 11:03:37 EDT (#)
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I like it.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-04-04 11:19:26 EDT (#)
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these are all great pieces of what would be a great post if youd mesh it all together into a cohesive story. currently it is some disjointed tid-bits that are interesting but leave one somewhat underwhelmed.
write the story, not just the outline.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-04 08:19:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:37:16 (#)
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i heard about that kinda jungle juice, its supposed to be inpure shit that gives you a wicked hangover
jungle juice, now that is something different...
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-04 08:06:34 EDT (#)
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Balls
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-04-04 01:24:26 EST (#)
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how much more is there ginny?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-04-04 01:02:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-03 21:41:16 EST (#)
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Would anybody be interested in purchasing a pair or zircon encrusted tweezers?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:37:16 EST (#)
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i heard about that kinda jungle juice, its supposed to be inpure shit that gives you a wicked hangover
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:20:06 EST (#)
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what is your legal street address and social security number?
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:18:19 EST (#)
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Spoiled pussy? I bet that stinks. What does it smell like, Mc?
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:11:53 EST (#)
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Awesome as usual... sounds like life is back to "normal" (compared to the beginning of the story)
Also I think it is wonderful how even through all the temptations and hard times, you stuck by your wife. I think it's sweet how you mention that you love her in most of the stories. Good luck with everything
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:09:34 EST (#)
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this enema is a fucking spoiled little pussy. he wants to get banned. for what i do not know.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:08:59 EST (#)
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Nice work Mick. As always, entertaining and leaves me wanting more.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:05:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lucifer Industries (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:01:59 (#)
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Hope this helps Mick
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:05:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:01:59 (#)
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Hope this helps Mick
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:05:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:01:59 (#)
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Hope this helps Mick
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:01:59 EST (#)
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Hope this helps Mick
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:01:45 EST (#)
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On principal.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-03 20:01:29 EST (#)
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FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKER Fleet Enima Badas.
I hope Bart revamps the ranking system because you can't keep people from making new accounts to fuck your shit up if you ban them. My last 6 posts were driven into the dirt from this fuck along with my overall rating.
Malone
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:50:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by miamiguy123 (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:46:24 (#)
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I know that; I was just wondering about the ratings system.
i believe that bart has a handle on it like a one legged man at a butt kickin contest.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:49:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:42:11 (#)
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Submitted by miamiguy123 (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:32:58 (#)
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I thought Bart implemented a system where only first rate a user did counted? Or did he change it?
whatever bart does or does not do is inconsequential to the fact that ratings dont mean shit
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Wow. Someone got the message.
Submitted by miamiguy123 (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:46:24 EST (#)
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I know that; I was just wondering about the ratings system.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:42:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by miamiguy123 (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:32:58 (#)
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I thought Bart implemented a system where only first rate a user did counted? Or did he change it?
whatever bart does or does not do is inconsequential to the fact that ratings dont mean shit
Submitted by miamiguy123 (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:32:58 EST (#)
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I thought Bart implemented a system where only first rate a user did counted? Or did he change it?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:12:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:03:59 (#)
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I can see why you relate to "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" with this series.
this kid pays attention.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:08:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by OutLaw (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:54:21 (#)
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I saw this on the board and was like... what the fuck? MickGinney has a -1.87? So I checked it out just in case. I hope Bart does something about this
ratings dont mean shit outlaw.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-03 19:03:59 EST (#)
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I can see why you relate to "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" with this series.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:55:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by OutLaw (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:54:21 EST (#)
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I saw this on the board and was like... what the fuck? MickGinney has a -1.87? So I checked it out just in case. I hope Bart does something about this.
Submitted by OutLaw (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:53:33 EST (#)
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Oh wow... dude... fuck. Can you do something about shit like that?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:53:16 EST (#)
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This is a really good series, Mick, sorry this dickhead has the maturity of a three year old. If that.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:51:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:51:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Razor(Not Logged In) at 2004-04-03 18:47:21 EST (#)
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Mick, don't even worry about this fool. It won't be an issue for long.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:46:02 EST (#)
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Yamhead? That is the stupidest thing I've heard in my life.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:43:06 EST (#)
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yea rick james....
more like a fuckin yamhead that spends all his time in his bedroom masturbating and jackin ubersite for sick attention
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:39:18 EST (#)
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I'm Rick James, Biotch!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:33:05 EST (#)
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yea, kinda what i thought....
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:31:23 EST (#)
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enema, do you have the balls to reveal yourself?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:29:55 EST (#)
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I'm really sorry about, well, you know. Him.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:29:49 EST (#)
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You fucked up a pefectly good +2.
Have a -2.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:28:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:26:05 (#)
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Jesus, hes really annoying
im cool with jesus. but this enema fucker has got to go.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:26:05 EST (#)
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Jesus, hes really annoying
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:25:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 16:41:41 (#)
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"Yes I could just save up for it, but fuck you I'm an American. Instant gratification in a consequence free environment is my birth right."
hmmm, that does not sound like a hippie accountant. are you a poser?
loki can handle it.
what the fuck is your problem pussy?
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-03 18:15:23 EST (#)
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dats right, two of my heroes that have died.