The Masses (609 hits)
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Submitted by Hadley (View user info) at 2004-04-03 23:36:30 EST
His shoes matched his shirt, brought out his eyes, matched his pants, flattered his thighs, matched his jacket, muscular tri's. Hair neatly combed, eyebrows waxed, crisp shave, hard abs. "Hot" male, loves shopping, girl's best friend. Biologically speaking, it is probably wrong, not designed that way, not conducive to procreation, survival.
Morally, what morals, who decides morality? Do Not Kill, sounds good to me I don't want to die, Do Not Steal, I agree with that what's mine is not yours, Do Not Rape, good idea I want my daughters' innocence preserved, Do Not Sodomize, wait I don't really understand that shouldn't that be a personal decision oh well he made good decisions the first three times I'll just go along with it questioning authority just gets you stoned anyway.
He detested the New Administration with their scarlet R, striving to conquer the world and homogenize the population. How could the concept of marriage be preserved when most marriages don't even preserve themselves, our perfect country has one of the highest divorce rates, maybe a little queer eye for the divorce rate is needed, let's see if they can bring it down a notch. Perhaps they'll abuse the "sanctity" of marriage as much as we do, but fairness dictates that if one person can abuse it everyone can abuse it, "all men are created equal" in our "one nation under God" after all. The distinction of "they" is so trivial anyway, "they" changes with the character trait, they are homosexuals now they are blacks now they are jocks now they are males now they are the youth now "they" is everyone and you're an angry bigot and there is nothing to do but burn your crosses and draw swastikas in bathroom stalls and be bitter.
It's a good thing you are part of the moral majority otherwise one might get the idea that you are all alone.
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Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2004-04-07 17:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
quack, we're back! dun dun dun dunnnn
-Hadley
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-04-04 13:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and when i say oolest, i mean coolest.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-04-04 13:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hadley is the oolest
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-04-04 11:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.
-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons
I actually enjoyed this. It was a LITTLE rough around the edges, but overall, I liked it.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-04-04 00:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Morality is dictated by tradition, religious or otherwise - it's a societal parameter. It is also voluntary on a privately personal basis, but once you share it with others (ie: society) you have no right to object to the most intense of scrutiny, as well as consequence. If you object with your society, it is a simple matter to find a new one; broblems arise only when you try to change the one you're in.
The problem with society is not morality, it's definition or lack thereof, it's the loss of our ability to prosper; survival of the fittest is now only a memory. We are supporting far too many people in a society where people are supposed to die. Welfare, medical advances, and mass media control of consciousness, crackheads, overflowing prisons, and NON STOP mass consumption on all levels... there is nothing natural about our world anymore. It will break one day.
Prepare for the riots in 2006.