FUCK Captain Foamy (1284 hits)
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Submitted by Tony Montana <deenw.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-04 19:34:15 EDT
This Bitch Captain Foamy has just went to one of my former posts...and spammed it with -2s guess how many times? 10? 20? SEVENTY FUCKING TIMES. I know I've been a bastard in the past but I've never gone to someone's old post and repeatedly -2ed it with the same copied and pasted bullshit. This Fag known as Captain Foamy seriously needs to die. It's obvious his lame ass little website is not getting any hits except when he shamelessly prostitutes his gonorrheal ass on Ubersite. I guess we he was getting tired of seeing his hit counter repeatedly show that only his faggot ass was the one coming to his crappy ass website and thus he's gone into overdrive in an effort to promote that literary ass milk that he calls a website.
Well get it through your greasy, uncombed, mulletted, ear wax infested head, Captain Fag...YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. Ubersite doesn't think you're funny...your parents don't think you're funny...NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY.
This is the post where he spammed me repeatedly like a little bitch:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25555
And this is the post where I clowned his faggot ass to the world:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27410
User Reviews
Submitted by Thejudge (user info) at 2004-09-18 03:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Absolute shit.
Submitted by Steven_Jenkins (user info) at 2004-09-18 02:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Serving up another round...
Submitted by Anti-TonyIII (user info) at 2004-09-17 23:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking -2 Die, dick!
Submitted by Tony_Montana_Sux_Dick (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For every -2 you give, I will give you 5. You like this game? So do I.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit this was funny. I didn't even know who Foamy was...In my mind, he's a funny little leprechaun who farts ketchup.
Submitted by Anti--Tony (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck dick.
Submitted by AntiTony (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit
Submitted by Anti-Tony (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-04-21 12:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Foamy is kind of funny in a weird kind of way.
But his website pretty much blows.
Submitted by captain_awesome (user info) at 2004-04-12 21:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tuesday is a poor mans Captain FOamy
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-12 16:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He does it to everyone's. It puts you back in the spotlight anyway, whinging bellend.
Submitted by socialdropout (user info) at 2004-04-10 05:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Foamy lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.
some one put him out of his FUCKING misery already....
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-09 19:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29582
Submitted by Captain Awesome at 2004-04-07 01:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I got ejected but Tony still has a limp penis and an ass cavern that could fit a small child!
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-05 20:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A +2 because this is hilariously ironic and hypocritical.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-05 10:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you weren't such a poser and an asshole I would care enough to tell you to e-mail Bart and ask him to fix it, but I don't so I'm not - wait oh well fuck it. I'm suffering from this damn time change.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-04-05 02:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Karma is not a birch, it is a bitch; I was laughing too hard :)
hahahaha...
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-04-05 02:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahahaha...
Karma's a birch, isn't it Tony?
-Wo|2M
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-04-05 02:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So let me get this straight...
You are irritated because someone did to you, what you have done to others?
repeatedly -2 a post of your for no apparent reason. Hrm... Tony Montana -2-ing a post to death just to get a rise out of people.
Using the same retarded arguments time and time again...
Tony... I think you and Foamy are related somehow...
Like brothers except I can't tell which is worse. Foamy's obliviousness to any criticism and obsessision with fucking everything in the ass or Tony's repetitive insults attacking peoples weight, education at Devry (surprised he didn't attack ITT tech), or sexuality.
I wanna see a showdown of assholes... who can pull it off. will Tony Beat Foamy?
Let's get ready to Rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbblllllllllllllllllllllllllleeee!
-Turtle
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-04-05 01:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA Captain Fag, you little bitch, you just got your ability to rank stuff taken away. Go back and check my "Learn To Fucking Spam Correctly" post...the one where your faggot ass rated it like a thousand times...well guess what Bitch, Bart just revoked your license to rank. Now go eat a dick you little faggot ass chump. Your parents hate you almost as much as girls do.
Submitted by stupidwhiteguy (user info) at 2004-04-05 01:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Worse than being loved or hated is being ignored.
IGNORE the bastard already.
Jesus.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-05 01:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yah
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-05 00:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Plus I fucking Rock the house
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-05 00:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Grammer and spelling are man made prisons, think outside the box, expand your world
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-04 22:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your the fucking faggot whose entire self-esteem base comes from his average user rating on Ubersite, you need constant reassurance form Uberusers you don't even know, this is what I find to be Pathetic
Tony I forgot to tell you, I am also smarter than you and I will out philosophize you
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Smart people know that:
1. It's you're not your.
2. Pathetic does not need to be capitalized.
3. Sentences end with periods.
Tony sure looks a lot smarter than you.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-04 22:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 21:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your the fucking faggot whose entire self-esteem base comes from his average user rating on Ubersite, you need constant reassurance form Uberusers you don't even know, this is what I find to be Pathetic
Tony I forgot to tell you, I am also smarter than you and I will out philosophize you
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 21:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I get more chicks than you, wouldn't that make you less than
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-04-04 21:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Captain Fag, look carefully at yourself...you greasy pathetic virgin bitch. This is it...this is the highlight of your life. When you're sitting by yourself in your musty damp kitchen in some hellhole in mississippi, wondering why even the fat chicks won't look twice at you...all you will have is these fond memories of being a dumbass on some free website.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 21:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony your a woman, yeah I brought your user rating down but just keep writing hate posts about me they will bring it back up, the two posts where you bash me are probably the 2 highest rated posts you have by far, the reasons being, one)I am more interesting than you and two) most of these poeple on Uber are fucking sheep
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-04-04 21:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sean, yeah, I get your point, it's better to ignore these little dipshits, which is pretty much what I have been doing. I mean I did write a hate post dedicated to him but it was actually pretty funny to a lot of people and got good reviews...plus I found it funny when I was writing it. But this fag Captain Foamy is doing more than irritating, he is abusing the system. If your kid brother keeps tapping you on the shoulder, yeah you ignore him, but if you see his crazy ass come at you with a butcher knife, you knock the shit out of him and tell the proper authorities so they can deal with his stupid ass.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-04-04 20:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn dude, youre a dipshit. we've had these types of little shitstorms in the past, and they have pretty much all left relatively quickly. if you think its bad now, just wait until school gets let out for summer.
there is a much easier and successful method of dealing with these kind of fucks. obviously dont understand the mentality of a child.
first... try and put yourself in his shoes. imagine yourself as a 14 year old child with no social life. that would ultimately cause you to have a terminal case of boredom. also remember that children have very short attention spans. so with no interaction with others, you would want to find some other means of excitement.
now, with that given, imagine yourself at home bored off your ass. so what do you do? stir up shit. you go find your older brother or sister, stand behind their left shoulder and tap them on the right one. when they look to the right, and fall for your little immature joke that makes you laugh.
hahahoodeehoo. that was fun wasnt it? so you do it again and again and again. good times.
now, this is the cool part. your brother has two choices. he can either:
a) keep falling for your little joke, and maybe throwing a few punches at you
b) continue reading dirty magazines while giving you no mind
choice "a" is the worst possible way to handle the situation. he is just giving you what you want, and that is obviously attention and interaction. although getting punched is negative attention, you know what they say.
choice "b" is the way to go. if he just ignores you, youre going to become bored again and more than likely leave to go kick tin cans down the street. your brother is now safe, sound, happy and healthy.
think about what this means, how it can fit into your life and apply it.
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-04-04 20:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck captain foamy, fuck captain foamy indeed.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-04 20:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even I hate Foamy.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 19:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus, the site is better than ever
Look on the bright side, I have united the entire Uber community against Captain Foamy, its like a big happy family of Foamy haters now, that has to be worth something
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 19:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fleet know body is trying to be you, I actually have no idea who you are, you want me to know but I just don't care.
PS-your dad gives blowjobs to the guys at his car wash
And Tony, relax buddy, you had a post called "learn how to spam properly" I thought you would have been proud of me. I thought I had indeed spammed it properly!
Also quit being such a fucking cry baby about everything, you have been trying to piss me off for weeks, I never did shit to you until after you started with me
If you can't handle the Heat get out of the kitchen, ya dig
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-04-04 19:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Foamy is a fat fucking retard.
I'm one of the most hated ppl on this site, but at least I'm not fucking around like that assfuck.
Don't ban him, just fucking kill him to death.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-04 19:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was banned, and it's set me straight. These guys are abusing the system, they deserve a longer ban than I endured.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-04 19:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree. That Foamy bastard is trying to be me.