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Submitted by Uber Madness 2004 (View user info) at 2004-04-05 14:40:05 EDT

Dear Ubersite,

I am sick of working in the food service industry, and I want a job where I can (full-time, too):

-slack off just like Hyde in the Foto Hut on "That 70's show".
-but do work as well, as in my strengths'll be seducing people into buying crap, make a pile of dough for sitting on my ass as well, and the only heavy work I'd do is lifting the single item that the customer is buying.
-generic high school education requirements and experience

Now...where should I look? I have some ideas, but there are adults on this site, and I am a kiddy-wink, despite being 18. Where should I look? My city has mostly everything.

Also, give tips on how to achieve these jobs. Advice would be greatly appreciated.

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Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in
every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

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