Bushes and Balls (2131 hits)
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Submitted by DrinkDDT (View user info) at 2004-04-05 14:55:24 EDT
Opening day for baseball season has finally arrived. Here in St. Louis, the streets downtown are ALL fucked up, as George W. Bush is throwing out the first pitch. Driving by today, I saw a fan with a sign "Pujols for President". There were also a handful of anti-Bush picketers.
Why would you want to ruin baseball with politics?
Any predictions?
I've got one. Pujols will finally get the MVP award he deserves, now that Barry fucking Bonds can't take steroids all season.
Here's my former commander in chief, "rubbing his pitching arm".
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-08-13 13:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes indeed.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything has always had politics...this is nothing new.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I threw out the first pitch at Dodger Stadium when I was 13.
Fuck Bonds.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-07 13:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha er...
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-04-06 00:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO INDIANS!!
*sigh*
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-06 00:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt Morris blew it. Dammit.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-05 21:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cardinals are losers! 3rd in the Central. Matt Morris got shelled by the Brew crew today!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-05 18:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pujols for Most Valuable Presidential Candidated Player, and the entire Cardinals pitching staff needs to be put up for review. This is going to be a rough season Drink.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-05 17:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DrinkDDT rules. He can come over my house and fuck my sister anytime.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-05 17:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yippee
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-04-05 17:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cards will win the world series and pujols will win mvp
Submitted by Bart Cilfone at 2004-04-05 16:59:48 EDT (#)
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http://books.dreambook.com/foamboat/main.html
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-05 16:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Tigers!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-04-05 16:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love politics. I love baseball. I don't want to mix them.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-05 16:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto+2 for baseball.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-05 16:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go Phillies!
Submitted by His_Honor_Impartial (user info) at 2004-04-05 15:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I honestly belief someone who is going to mess up access to a sporting event just by being there should not attend. The fact that he is breaking simple traditions doesn't please me either. Next thing you know, he'll be trying to take over "Let's get ready to rumble!"
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-04-05 15:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my ratings are turned off so I can't -2 you, but you're a stoopid fucking nigger/kike/arab fuckhead/muslim cocksucker/asian small cocked civic driving fuck face coke dealer/severly handicapped bed shitting cunt/mexican child rapist/brazillian fucking inbred slut.
Meh, you're just a fucking pile of streetjerk.
I FUCKED YOUR MOM
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-05 15:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-05 15:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard something about a motorcade going the wrong way down the freeway out by the airport so I figured he was gone.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-05 15:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's Fighting Love is good for a laugh. Or two. Or three. In case you missed the episode.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/sounds.html?season=8&min=1
Hey, hey, lets go kinkatsu...Protect my balls...so lets fighting...lets fighting love....
Submitted by Barry B. at 2004-04-05 15:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pantyhose isn't going to win the MVP. I've got enough juice left in me for one last run.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-05 15:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm training really hard, but I'm not improving f-fast enough, and the Special Olympics are a...w...week away.
Well...maybe I can help you out... you know...there are ... short cuts.
Well... m-maybe I'll just use them a-a l-little bit, you know...as a performance en-haaancer.
Hey...w-whatever you say...Jimmy my friend...whatever you say.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-05 15:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol loki
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-05 15:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He was here earlier today. Good, now he's your problem.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-05 15:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rereading this..."rubbing his pitching arm"
Got me thinking....this may be an interesing
topic for a future post...Does the President
masturbate?? And should he have to?
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-05 15:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bush should stay out of all sporting events.
NASCAR fans were delayed for hours in Daytona
by his arrival and departure...and all he was suppose
to say was "gentlemen, start your engines" but he rambled on and on...
Go Braves!!
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadass (user info) at 2004-04-05 14:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Balls Balls Balls
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-05 14:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Balls?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-04-05 14:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What the fuck is this about? You're gay and like to get fucked in the asshole during baseball games?
You love George Bush's vagina? You're really a goldfish floating in the toilet bowl of St' Louis.
Geesh. You're crazy man, crazy man crazy man crazy man.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-05 14:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Cards!