What Easter means to me (460 hits)
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Submitted by <pot8tomanjack.at.java.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-06 13:08:49 EDT
Easter is the time of year when all can rejoice in the death of Jeebus or something. He comes back alive like a zombie. Jesus was the inspiration for many horror movies. If I ever met Jesus, I would ask him to make the weather nice and the poontang plentiful and willing. I bet Jesus is still on Earth somewhere, like maybe Iceland. What the hell goes on in Iceland anyway? I don't think anyone knows. All I know is that "any country that is made out of Ice can't be trusted." I think Lincoln said that back in 1862 to some bum who wanted to sell him chocolate. Why do some black women feel the need to have 45 children and eat so loudly? I mean Jesus christ, close your mouth and your legs you high falootin penile wastage depot.
Trains sure are interesting. There like planes except that they go on the ground and are slower. I guess you already knew that. I'm sorry, it's just that I find it interesting that you can get up and go to a car for smoking and eating and looking at the land. Not that there is much to look at, being that the land is mostly all flat and boring, mostly. But being able to walk around breaks up the ride, that is if jerk children aren't falling on you and yelling like homosexual baboons on estrogen with a mousetrap tight around thier doodles. Who care sabout the children? I mean everyday you hear jerks saying "Think of the children, Oh flibity flabbity floo what is the world coming too." Children are a natural resource. If you fuck em up when thier a still growin, toss em off a bridge and start over. In 9 months you'll have a new one.
You know what else irks my noodle? People talking on thier cell phones. They need to rfelax and let go. Just like Kirk Cameron did when he starred in "Growing Pains". Well, that all for today. I'm gonna go take a ride on my hog now. Good day
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Submitted by pot8tomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-06 14:34:01 EDT (#)
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my ricycle could leave any harley in the dust and if i leave it out in the rain it won't rust
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-06 14:20:25 EDT (#)
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randonly funny.
That ricycle is NO hog.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-06 13:43:21 EDT (#)
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forget that afternoon dose of head meds?
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-04-06 13:35:29 EDT (#)
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+2 for the line "Why do some black women feel the need to have 45 children and eat so loudly?"
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-04-06 13:30:33 EDT (#)
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why are there two potatoes?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-06 13:28:54 EDT (#)
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I think you forgot about being molested by the easter bunny
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-06 13:21:41 EDT (#)
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Growing Pains was awesome until they brought Leonardo into their house.
Submitted by pot8tomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-06 13:19:36 EDT (#)
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no man, I got me a hog
I'll show you it via a futeristic link
http://powersports.honda.com/scooters/model.asp?ModelName=Silver+Wing+ABS&ModelYear=2004&ModelId=FSC600A4
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-06 13:16:32 EDT (#)
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"I'm gonna go take a ride on my hog now."
english translation: i hope my '73 plymouth valiant will start.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-06 13:15:30 EDT (#)
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