I'd like some sex, now please. (1262 hits)
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Submitted by Turtle (View user info) at 2004-04-07 02:13:08 EDT
The year is 1999, Queen B had just turned 19 years old in mid-October, and she and her boyfriend were living with me in the spare bedroom of my old apartment. I had been out at the clubs and on several occasions run into Aria. She was young and lean. 5'8" tall, long long blond hair down to her tight little ass. Nice peach shaped breasts. She was not the most hottie hot from the neck up, but she was good looking. A solid 6 on the 10 scale. Great mind and sharp wit as well.
Aria and I hung out quite often, but never dated or got physical until...
We had just gotten back from the club, we had been out dancing and having fun. We sat down on the couch and she she broke out an 8-ball of coke (1/8th of a ounce or 3.5 grams for you non users)while I retreived my bong and weed from their hiding spots.
She broke off a good sized chunk and began to chop at it with the razor blade. While I broke up the weed for a few bong hits, and a few snow cappers.
We had finished doing a few lines of coke of my coffee table and started to watch a movie when she asked me for a backrub. Her back was tired from dancing and the coke was not really relaxing her, but the weed was helping but not enough.
I used my hands and glided up and down her back, worked her knots out from between the shoulder blades, drove the tension from her back with coke fueled muscles. I tore into her for a good hour occasionally bumping myself back up with a rail.
I was lost in the movie while was rubbing her back and I was near startled when she turned to me and regarded me cooly and said:
"I'd like some sex, now please."
I was stunned.
I had never been asked so politely in my life.
I was used to the guttural snarl of "Fuck me you bastard, fuck me NOW!"
I was used to not even being asked and just jumped upon.
I was used to women begging for it.
I was used to me asking for it.
I was used to me demanding it.
But never was I EVER asked so politely.
How could I refuse.
For a girl who was barely 18, she could fuck and suck like a damn champ, but the oddest thing, her nipples poked inwards until aroused.
She has inverted nipples.
neato
-turtle
I had never been
User Reviews
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-04-14 04:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops, er... BeerBong.
Pay no mind, been away far too long.
michelle
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-04-14 04:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ditto BeerTurtle - WOW.
Michelle
Submitted by CASSANOVA (user info) at 2004-04-14 03:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
goddamn fucking stoners. get a job.
Submitted by CASSANOVA (user info) at 2004-04-14 03:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ew inverted nipples? is she fat? fucking gross
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-07 15:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Barely 18 is still 18 and it's allll good.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-04-07 14:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Barely 18? We're not committing statutory rape, are we Turtle?
:-D
Your Mother
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ymeister19 (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man you get a +2 because backrubs with chicks your attracted too allways lead to sex. Never fails for me anyways. If you give a chick whos at least semi interested a back rub youve got like 99% odds of fucking her.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-07 07:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-07 07:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Turtles have sex?
BAH!!!!
I mean, jolly good post, sire.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-07 05:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A brilliant and fascinating tale once again Turtle.
Malone
Submitted by Sodomize_Hussein (user info) at 2004-04-07 04:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was gonna be a solid one, then I read your little comment about the ovaries in a sack. That whole little thing...argh I laughed so hard I lost my voice.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-07 03:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-07 02:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
embrace your inner vagina.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-04-07 02:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not a chick dude...
unless I am sposed to have my ovaries in a nifty sack right under my ginormous clit.
-Turtle
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-04-07 02:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-07 02:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, false alarm, im not sure if turtle is a chick. Sorry.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-07 02:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON HERE I DIDNT READ ALL OF THIS IS THIS GIRL ON GIRL ACTION +2 +2 +2 +2